Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer podcast

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Dating can be a hot mess, from being ghosted by your crush to realizing that you've been catfished by a Tinder match. Why Won't You Date Me? is here to help. Join Nicole Byer, the perpetual singleton, as she invites fellow comedians, friends, and ex-flings to talk romance and share their wildest dating tales, from cringeworthy first dates to jaw-dropping hookup stories. Nothing is off-limits.

Dating can be a hot mess, from being ghosted by your crush to realizing that you've been catfished by a Tinder match. Why Won't You Date Me? is here to help. Join Nicole Byer, the perpetual singleton, as she invites fellow comedians, friends, and ex-flings to talk romance and share their wildest dating tales, from cringeworthy first dates to jaw-dropping hookup stories. Nothing is off-limits.

 

#354

Modelling on OnlyFans (w/ Luenell)

Comedian [Luenell] (https://www.instagram.com/luenell) (Borat, Hacks) joins Nicole to discuss the decision that led her to start an OnlyFans, dating a man who slid into her DMs, and her experience robbing $50,000 from a bank.   Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: [@nicolebyer] (https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en) Instagram: [@nicolebyer] (https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/) Nicole's book: [indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746) ... Read more

21 hrs Ago

59 MINS

59:00

21 hrs Ago


#353

Forget About the Dating "Icks" (w/ Boman Martinez-Reid)

Actor/TikToker [Boman Martinez-Reid] (https://www.instagram.com/bomanizer/?hl=en) ( [@Bomanizer] (https://www.tiktok.com/@bomanizer?lang=en) ) joins Nicole to discuss the pitfalls of launching your relationship on social media, witnessing his ex compete on a TV dating show and become a fan favorite, and his advice on why we should all forget about the "icks" when dating. Meanwhile, Nicole has started bargaining with her house spiders. Got a dirty message for Nicole? Write it to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: [@nicolebyer] (https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en) Instagram: [@nicolebyer] (https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/) Nicole's book: [indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746) ... Read more

19 Jul 2024

58 MINS

58:48

19 Jul 2024


#352

Background Check Your Dates (w/ Lala Kent)

[Lala Kent] (https://www.instagram.com/lalakent/?hl=en) (Vanderpump Rules) joins Nicole to reveal why she chose a sperm donor for her pregnancy and explain the tier system of sperm options. She shares the reasons she background checks all her dates and spills some of the craziest discoveries she's made. Plus, Lala opens up about her experience co-parenting her daughter and dating while pregnant.   Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: [@nicolebyer] (https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en) Instagram: [@nicolebyer] (https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/) Nicole's book: [indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746) ... Read more

12 Jul 2024

1 HR 02 MINS

1:02:43

12 Jul 2024


#351

Dating a Cult Leader (w/ Poppy Liu)

Actress [Poppy Liu] (https://www.instagram.com/poppyrepublic/?hl=en)  (Hacks) joins Nicole to discuss how she accidentally dated a cult leader, her exhausting year as a dominatrix in the BDSM lifestyle, her queer awakening watching Titanic, and her experiences doing experimental nude theatre in New York. Nicole shares the story of the time she was fingered by a dishwasher. Check out Poppy Liu's new movie, [Space Cadet] (https://www.primevideo.com/detail/Space-Cadet/0MW8G24CLDXNZI3YP3TUA5E6KU) , on Prime Video. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: [linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken] (https://linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken) Twitter: [@nicolebyer] (https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en) Instagram: [@nicolebyer] (https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/) Nicole's book: [indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746) ... Read more

05 Jul 2024

47 MINS

47:37

05 Jul 2024


#350

Dominant Women (w/ Clark Jones)

Comedian [Clark Jones] (https://www.instagram.com/clarklarewjones/?hl=en) joins Nicole to discuss a wild hookup after a drug-fueled comedy show, the experience that turned him onto dominant women, and the story of performing stand-up naked. Plus, he shares his scheme of joining a ballet team in order to lose his virginity. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: [linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken] (https://linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken) Twitter: [@nicolebyer] (https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en) Instagram: [@nicolebyer] (https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/) Nicole's book: [indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746) ... Read more

28 Jun 2024

1 HR 00 MINS

1:00:34

28 Jun 2024


#349

Your Relationship Needs a Song (w/ Keith Robinson)

Comedian [Keith Robinson] (https://www.instagram.com/keithrobinson438/?hl=en) has faced two strokes that have affected half his mobility and speech. He shares with Nicole how he experienced a stroke after taking Viagra on an airplane ahead of a date, his crazy run-in with the police,  and his advice on why every relationship needs a song.  See Keith Robinson's new special, Different Strokes, [on Netflix] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81718294) .  Write something dirty to Nicole! Submit it to whywontyoudatemepodcast@gmail.com for a chance to have it read on air.   Follow Nicole Byer:  Twitter: [@nicolebyer] (https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en) Instagram: [@nicolebyer] (https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/) Merch: [podswag.com/dateme] (http://www.podswag.com/dateme) Nicole's book: [indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746) ... Read more

21 Jun 2024

42 MINS

42:38

21 Jun 2024


#348

Anxiety (w/ Tony Hale)

Actor [Tony Hale] (https://www.instagram.com/mrtonyhale/) (Veep, Arrested Development, Inside Out 2) joins Nicole to discuss how he accidentally themed his marriage proposal around a play about suicide, how he overcame his anxieties in a relationship, his experience working as Beyoncé's 'assistant', and provides Nicole with some heartfelt advice on dating.  See [Inside Out 2] (https://movies.disney.com/inside-out-2) , now playing in theatres.    Follow Nicole Byer:  Twitter: [@nicolebyer] (https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en) Instagram: [@nicolebyer] (https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/) Merch: [podswag.com/dateme] (http://www.podswag.com/dateme) Nicole's book: [indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746) ... Read more

14 Jun 2024

55 MINS

55:16

14 Jun 2024


#347

Ted Danson & Woody Harrelson Are Reunited!

Ted and Woody are back together to bring you a brand new podcast from Team Coco! It’s called “Where Everybody Knows Your Name with Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson (Sometimes)" and it’s out right now! They’re talking to guests like Conan O’Brien, Will Arnett, Jane Fonda, Billy Eichner, Kristen Bell, and so many more. Head over to “Where Everybody Knows Your Name with Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson (Sometimes)" to subscribe and listen now! ... Read more

12 Jun 2024

02 MINS

02:13

12 Jun 2024


#346

You Smell Like Me (w/ David Gborie)

Comedian [David Gborie] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) (voice of Comedy Central, [All Fantasy Everything] (https://headgum.com/all-fantasy-everything) , [My Momma Told Me] (https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-my-momma-told-me-69919303/) ) joins Nicole to discuss the hottest porn, why two comedians can't date, how women improve the lives of men, and looking like a pervert at The Nutcracker. Nicole daydreams about what she would do if she had a dick for a day, and shares the story of hooking up with a coworker, which led them to quit. Follow Nicole Byer:  Twitter: [@nicolebyer] (https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en) Instagram: [@nicolebyer] (https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/) Merch: [podswag.com/dateme] (http://www.podswag.com/dateme) Nicole's book: [indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746)   ... Read more

07 Jun 2024

1 HR 03 MINS

1:03:25

07 Jun 2024


#345

The 90 Day Fiancé Interview (w/ Alex Roshon)

Relationship therapist and star of 90 Day Fiancé: Love in Paradise, [Alex Roshon] (https://www.instagram.com/alexroshon/) , is here to answer all of Nicole's burning relationship questions. What's it like to apply for 90 Day Fiancé? What's her foolproof method for approaching someone for a threesome? Alex shares her terrible dating stories that led her to date overseas, and her experience dating a man who loved to wear women's panties. Nicole tries to find love at the Sonic The Hedgehog-themed cafe. Follow Nicole Byer:  Twitter: [@nicolebyer] (https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en) Instagram: [@nicolebyer] (https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/) Merch: [podswag.com/dateme] (http://www.podswag.com/dateme) Nicole's book: [indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746) ... Read more

31 May 2024

44 MINS

44:01

31 May 2024


#344

Interview with a MILF from MILF Manor (w/ Crystal)

This season of MILF Manor takes a wild turn as MILFs date young men and their fathers at the same time. Nicole sits down with MILF and celebrity makeup artist [Crystal Jennings] (https://www.instagram.com/aboutfacemakeup_1/)  to discuss how she got cast on MILF Manor, her preference for dating younger men versus their fathers, and to answer all of Nicole's burning questions about the show. Plus, she shares her expert sex tips for giving 'pornstar head.' Follow Nicole Byer:  Twitter: [@nicolebyer] (https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en) Instagram: [@nicolebyer] (https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/) Merch: [podswag.com/dateme] (http://www.podswag.com/dateme) Nicole's book: [indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746) ... Read more

24 May 2024

51 MINS

51:27

24 May 2024


#343

The Hookup Queen (w/ Mistress Isabelle Brooks)

Drag queen [Mistress Isabelle Brooks] (https://www.instagram.com/mistressisabellebrooks/?hl=en) (Finalist of RuPaul's Drag Race S15) joins Nicole to discuss her dating life as 'The Hookup Queen,' their body counts, and what she items she stole from the set of Drag Race. Mistress shares the story of the time she broke her ankle on stage in front of 1000 people. Nicole remains horny.  For more drag queen interviews, check out our episode playlist on Spotify:  [bit.ly/wwydmdrag] (https://bit.ly/wwydmdrag) Follow Nicole Byer:  Twitter: [@nicolebyer] (https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en) Instagram: [@nicolebyer] (https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/) Merch: [podswag.com/dateme] (http://www.podswag.com/dateme) Nicole's book: [indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746) ... Read more

17 May 2024

58 MINS

58:57

17 May 2024


#342

Love in Theater (w/ Jesse Tyler Ferguson)

Actor [Jesse Tyler Ferguson] (https://www.instagram.com/jessetyler/?hl=en) (Modern Family) joins Nicole to share his proposal story and how it was hilariously overshadowed by Sofía Vergara. They chat about food as a love language, their shared love for musical theatre, and the aftermath of the "Take Me Out" Broadway show nude leak. Jesse reflects on the challenges of working on Modern Family during a time when there were no gay writers. Plus, the wild story of getting hit by an accidental squirting. Watch this episode here:   [https://youtu.be/LJq7jZHB5ao?si=Y9bUJrs9eMbC9piN] (https://youtu.be/LJq7jZHB5ao?si=Y9bUJrs9eMbC9piN) Check out Jesse's podcast, [Dinner's On Me] (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dinners-on-me-with-jesse-tyler-ferguson/id1683905652) .    Follow Nicole Byer:  Twitter: [@nicolebyer] (https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en) Instagram: [@nicolebyer] (https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/) Merch: [podswag.com/dateme] (http://www.podswag.com/dateme) Nicole's book: [indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746) ... Read more

10 May 2024

55 MINS

55:01

10 May 2024


#341

Forever Single Friends (w/ Jessica Gao)

Writer Jessica Gao (She Hulk: Attorney at Law, Rick & Morty) joins Nicole to discuss male friends who are "single for a reason", the pressures of dating in the Chinese culture, people sticking in bad relationships in order to avoid dating again, and how hormones from an IUD can significantly affect your attraction levels. Plus, she shares her experience writing Rick and Morty's iconic 'Pickle Rick' episode, and the targeted backlash she received from fans.    Follow Nicole Byer:  Twitter: [@nicolebyer] (https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en) Instagram: [@nicolebyer] (https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/) Merch: [podswag.com/dateme] (http://www.podswag.com/dateme) Nicole's book: [indiebound.org/book/9781524850746] (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781524850746) ... Read more

03 May 2024

55 MINS

55:27

03 May 2024