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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer podcast

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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  YMH Studios  

Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

 

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#265

Dr. Phil Makes Bert Cry | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to [https://www.liquidiv.com] (https://www.liquidiv.com/) and use code CAVE at checkout. ---This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at [https://betterhelp.com/BEARS] (https://betterhelp.com/BEARS) and get 10% off your first month. ---Get The Chairman™ Pro Package today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you deserve. Get 20% off + free shipping with the code BEARS at [https://manscaped.com] (https://manscaped.com/) . ---Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @‌trueclassic at https:// [trueclassic.com/BEARS] (https://trueclassic.com/BEARS) ! #trueclassicpod Once again , it's 2 Bears, 1 Cave this time Bert is gifted a very special birthday gift, guest bear Dr. Phil! The two have a lively discussion about birthday months, Zac Efron, gossip, keeping secrets, and fleshlights. Dr. Phil also talks about the importance of figuring out life, gives Bert some words of wisdom, and for some reason they talk about Judy Blume books. They also talk about parties, Bert's dumb hats, Rob Gronkowski, Dr. Phil's new Netflix special, Tobey Maguire, some word play, and Dr. Phil pulls out a guitar to sing a special song for Bert. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 263 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

18 Nov 2024

1 HR 04 MINS

1:04:01

18 Nov 2024

#264

Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Head to [http://acorns.com/bears] (http://acorns.com/bears) or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! ---Visit [https://bluechew.com] (https://bluechew.com/) with promo code BEARS to receive your first month FREE. ---Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using [https://dkng.co/bears] (https://dkng.co/bears) or through my promo code BEARS. ---Head to [https://NetSuite.com/BEARS] (https://NetSuite.com/BEARS) to download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning guide. ---Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at [https://shopify.com/bears] (https://shopify.com/bears) . Alright, alright, alright, welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are joined by the coolest dude in Austin, Matthew McConaughey! Matt's re-releasing his book, "Greenlights" and visits the cave to talk all about it. It's a book that feels just like you're sitting down hanging out with McConaughey himself. The bears dive deep into Matt's personal philosophies and make a hands-on discovery about how seamless it is for him to be cool. The trio also talk about their personal alcohol brands, McConaughey's early film roles, that thing he does in "The Wolf of Wall Street", Tom's first time meeting him years ago, the cult status of "Tiptoes", and the almighty condiment ketchup. They also talk about biggest dammits, ballsy moves, their dads, friendships, Joey Diaz, the McConaissance, and the bears also learn a bunch of food hacks from the mind of McConaughey. So check out this episode....be a lot cooler if you did! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 262 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

11 Nov 2024

1 HR 35 MINS

1:35:33

11 Nov 2024

#263

Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: ---This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at [https://betterhelp.com/BEARS] (https://betterhelp.com/BEARS) and get 10% off your first month. ---Tune in to the NASCAR Cup Series Championship race on Sunday, November 10th at 3:00 PM Eastern on NBC, check the schedule over at [https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202] (https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202) ---Try VIIA! [https://bit.ly/viiaymh] (https://bit.ly/viiaymh) and use code YMH! ---Go to [https://Babbel.com/BEARS] (https://Babbel.com/BEARS) and get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription. Once again, it's 2 Bears, 1 Cave this time with Tommy Bunz taking a turn in the cave with a guest bear! This week Tom is joined by comedian Russell Peters, who may or may not have a thing for Tom's mom Charo. The two have a lively discussion about hip-hop and Big Daddy Kane, whom Russell knows personally. They also talk about places they don't like to travel to, crazy international flights, older porn stars, doing a special in Abu Dhabi, being a super dad, and the worst place to be tripping on something. They also share their thoughts on cold plunges, their moms, and Tom shares some info about his upcoming series on Netflix. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 261 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

04 Nov 2024

1 HR 08 MINS

1:08:48

04 Nov 2024

#262

Starting A Cult w/ Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: ---Get 10 FREE meals at [https://HelloFresh.com/freebears] (https://hellofresh.com/freebears) . ---Head to [https://bluechew.com] (https://bluechew.com/) with promo code BEARS to receive your first month FREE. ---Head to [https://PolicyGenius.com/BEARS] (https://PolicyGenius.com/BEARS) to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Crystals being joined by guest bear, Stavros Halkias! With this episode, Stavros earns the rare "2 Bears Triple Crown", having been on the show with both guests individually and together. Stavros has a new movie coming out called "Let's Start A Cult" and Bert can't help gush about it. Stavros cares a lot about this film and feels quite proud of it. Naturally it's a comedy, so Bert and Stavros eventually discuss their personal Comedy Mount Rushmore. They also get into some of Bert's regrets from "The Machine", track suits at movie premieres, the upcoming NBA season, F1 in Vegas, Donald Trump's frequent podcast appearances lately, Charlie Murphy, and a controversial opinion about dentists. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 260 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

28 Oct 2024

1 HR 14 MINS

1:14:33

28 Oct 2024

#261

The GREATEST Comedies of All-Time w/ Judd Apatow | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: ---This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at [https://betterhelp.com/BEARS] (https://betterhelp.com/BEARS) and get on your way to being your best self. ---Visit [https://forthepeople.com/bears] (https://forthepeople.com/bears) or Pound LAW - Pound 529 - from your cell. ---Thanks to Equip Foods for sponsoring today’s video! Head to my link at [https://equipfoods.com/bears] (https://equipfoods.com/bears) and use our promo code BEARS to get 20% off your first order, or combine this offer with a subscription and get 35% off your first subscription. ---Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at [https://shopify.com/bears] (https://shopify.com/bears) , all lowercase. ---Sponsored by Formula 1 Las Vegas It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Crystals being joined by guest bear, Judd Apatow! Judd is the producer of every great comedy from the 2000's and he's got some insider stories behind some of those hits to share. He reveals to Bert why he likes writing about dumb guys and stoners, shares a cute story about writing to Steve Martin in his early days, and Bert gives us an update on Tom and Garth. Judd and Bert also talk about Adam Sandler's clothing style, rich guy stuff, F1, being recognized in public, Steely Dan, 80's comedies, Mulaney, Garry Shandling, and why nobody runs to see comedies in movie theaters anymore. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 259 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

21 Oct 2024

1 HR 36 MINS

1:36:41

21 Oct 2024

#260

LeeAnn VS Hawk Tuah | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Head to [https://bluechew.com] (https://bluechew.com/) with promo code BEARS. ---Visit [https://netsuite.com/BEARS] (https://netsuite.com/BEARS) and download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning. ---Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code BEARS at [https://Manscaped.com] (https://manscaped.com/) . ---Head to [http://acorns.com/bears] (http://acorns.com/bears) or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! ---Get 20% off at Chubbies with the code BEARS20 at [https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/bears20] (https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/bears20) It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! The bears marvel at how far AI has come and wonder if that handy little tool called ChatGPT will one day bring humanity to it's knees. They also speculate what their exit strategies would be if the machines were to rise and take over. On the subject of all-powerful overlords, Bert and Tom talk about some of the world's eccentric dictators, including one I hadn't even heard of named General Butt Naked. They also talk about the Hawk Tuah Girl, some really gay and diverse advertisements, Ari's stage surprise at Skankfest, authenticity, and being naked on a Netflix show! Watch or else ChatGPT will send you a really mean email. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 258 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

14 Oct 2024

1 HR 13 MINS

1:13:23

14 Oct 2024

#259

Introducing Bert to Fancy Chef | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at [https://betterhelp.com/BEARS] (https://betterhelp.com/BEARS) and get on your way to being your best self. ---Get 20% off at Chubbies with the code BEARS20 at [https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/bears20] (https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/bears20) ---Try VIIA Hemp! [https://bit.ly/viia2bears1cave] (https://bit.ly/viia2bears1cave)  and use code BEARS! It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! The bears are in Florida and are feeling like real Florida-men right now. They talk travel essentials and share some strip club tips, before discussing the passion and defensiveness some people have for their hometowns. Bert goes on a tangent about Harriet Tubman, the bears talk about the concept of dressing like a black dude, they also talk movie premieres, Andy Garcia, Fancy Chef, and the first time sharing your comedy career with your parents. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 257 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

07 Oct 2024

1 HR 11 MINS

1:11:08

07 Oct 2024

#258

Bert HIJACKED The Emmys Party | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Get tickets for Tom's show at Madison Square Garden at [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) SPONSORS: ---Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using [https://dkng.co/bears] (https://dkng.co/bears) or through my promo code BEARS. ---Head to [https://www.liquidiv.com] (https://www.liquidiv.com/) and use code CAVE at checkout. ---Tune in to the NASCAR Cup Series race on Sunday, October 6th at 2 PM Eastern on NBC. Check out the schedule here: [https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202] (https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202) ---Visit [https://Babbel.com/BEARS] (https://Babbel.com/BEARS) to get up to 60% off. Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer got a lot of subjects to cover, including, the Emmy's, Bert's ability to make celebrities uncomfortable at parties, the most handsome 9/11 highjacker, self-loathing, and being a good listener. The Bears also debate an interesting "would you rather" question about death, talk about Shannon Sharpe and his alleged accidental live video, the dirty talk LeeAnn indulges in behind closed bedroom doors, and some comedy club talk. Plus Tommy and Berty brainstorm some fun stuff to chat about next week. Always two steps ahead. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 256 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

30 Sep 2024

1 HR 09 MINS

1:09:26

30 Sep 2024

#257

Tom and Bert Made Their Dads FURIOUS | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Head to [http://acorns.com/bears] (http://acorns.com/bears) or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! ---Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code BEARS at [https://Manscaped.com] (https://manscaped.com/) . ---Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using [https://dkng.co/bears] (https://dkng.co/bears) or through my promo code BEARS. ---Visit [https://adamandeve.com] (https://adamandeve.com/) with promo code BEARS. ---This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at [https://betterhelp.com/BEARS] (https://betterhelp.com/BEARS) and get on your way to being your best self. Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up and recap their recent trip to Las Vegas. Bert talks about chest tattoos and Tom asks him what he remembers from their bar takeover at Park MGM. Bert brings up his experiences as a new empty nester and dropping off his daughters at college for the first time. Tom recalls a story about an OD in college and the bears share stories about their dads reactions to some really wacky stuff they pulled during their college years. They also talk about LeeAnn's thoughts on magic, Matt Rife's insomnia, giant donuts, Bert's obsession with death, some history lessons, and a lot of food talk. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 255 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

23 Sep 2024

1 HR 06 MINS

1:06:27

23 Sep 2024

#256

Taking Over The Vegas Sphere w/ Dana White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Right now, Tonal is offering our listeners $200 off your Tonal purchase with promo code BEARS at [https://tonal.com/] (https://tonal.com/) ---Go to [https://bluechew.com] (https://bluechew.com/) with promo code BEARS to try for free ---Try VIIA Hemp! [https://bit.ly/viia2bears1cave] (https://bit.ly/viia2bears1cave)  and use code BEARS! ---Download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning at [https://NetSuite.com/BEARS] (https://NetSuite.com/BEARS) Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer went all the way to Las Vegas to chat with it's biggest fan...and also UFC President, the great and powerful Dana White! Dana just pulled off another one of a kind UFC event, this time inside the Vegas Sphere and he chats with bears about it's significance and connection with Mexican culture. Tom and Bert also bond with Dana about being fathers and pick his brain about some of the fathering techniques he has used on his own offspring. They also talk all about Joe Rogan and how Dana found the perfect ambassador and announcer all in one comedic body. Of course, you can't have Dana White on a pod without talking about gambling so the bears ask him loads of questions about his big wins, craziest stories, and the allure of baccarat. Nobody loves Vegas more than Dana and you might feel the urge to book a plane ticket after you listen to this guy talk about it. Enjoy! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 254 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

16 Sep 2024

1 HR 23 MINS

1:23:10

16 Sep 2024

#255

American Horror Story: Tom’s Kids | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using [https://dkng.co/bears] (https://dkng.co/bears) or through my promo code BEARS. ---Head to [https://liquidiv.com] (https://liquidiv.com) and use code CAVE at checkout. ---Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at [https://shopify.com/bears] (https://shopify.com/bears) , all lowercase. ---Head to [https://Policygenius.com/BEARS] (https://Policygenius.com/BEARS) to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.\ Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on Bert's recent ailment and his recent bout with nicotine withdrawals. Tom also tells Bert about a really cool dream his son had that may or may not be concerning! The bears also talk about mortality, books, weird things to talk to your kids about, James Perse, shaming people for bad parking, and Bert's recent obsessions. They also talk about Juvenile getting kicked off an airplane plus Bert talks about Hawaii so much you'll wanna go there yourself. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 253 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

09 Sep 2024

1 HR 13 MINS

1:13:54

09 Sep 2024

#254

Recapping Rogan's LIVE Special w/ Ron White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at [https://betterhelp.com/BEARS] (https://betterhelp.com/BEARS) and get on your way to being your best self. ---Visit [https://zbiotics.com/BEARS] (https://zbiotics.com/BEARS) with promo code BEARS. ---Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using [https://dkng.co/bears] (https://dkng.co/bears) or through my promo code BEARS. Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Bert Kreischer is out of commission after hosting last week's episode and sitting in for him is guest bear Ron White! The bears talk about how Ron's not so serious retirement is going, his golf game, competing with old men at sports, Eddie Izzard's marathoning, the Olympics, Rogan's recent live Netflix special and more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 252 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

02 Sep 2024

53 MINS

53:48

02 Sep 2024

#253

Reacting To MEAN Comments w/ Yung Gravy | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. -Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off at Chubbies with the code BEARS20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/bears20 -Right now, get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at https://Babbel.com/BEARS. HIDE YO MOMS! This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert is back with a guest bear of his own. A younger, sexier bear who has many friends in the corn industry. Yung Gravy joins Bert Kreischer and he has a robotic hand helping heal a recent injury that Bert cannot resist asking about. The two talk about corn star swagger, some wholesome comments from CornHub, and Gravy tells a story about a cameo in a certain adult production that was shot in his actual home! The two also talk about Gravy's new music, Shania Twain, Bert being a crystal girl, trying new things artistically, plus the phrase "Serving country" except its not spelled that way, and much more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 251 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

26 Aug 2024

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:08

26 Aug 2024

#252

Drug Lord Hall of Famers | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at [https://betterhelp.com/BEARS] (https://betterhelp.com/BEARS) and get on your way to being your best self. ---Tune in to the Coke Zero Sugar 400 this Saturday at 7:30 PM Eastern on NBC. Visit [https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202] (https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202) for more information. ---Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code BEARS  at [https://Manscaped.com] (https://Manscaped.com) . ---Right now, Tonal ( [https://Tonal.com] (https://Tonal.com) ) is offering our listeners $200 off your Tonal purchase with promo code BEARS. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, the medical marvel known as Bert Kreischer has returned once again. Tom congratulates him on his recent recovery from whatever ailment he was dealing with last week, before the two talk about the Grateful Dead playing at the Vegas Sphere. They also have some thoughts about Pete Rose getting into the baseball hall of fame, which leads to them talking about some hall of fame drug lords. They also talk about muscle women, the Olympics, embarrassing irrational behavior, Karens, plus Feitelberg from Barstool pops in via FaceTime, and LeAnn comes on to tell a fishing story to emasculate Bert! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 250 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

19 Aug 2024

1 HR 23 MINS

1:23:34

19 Aug 2024

#251

Haunted By Norm Macdonald w/ Nick Swardson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Head to [https://www.liquidiv.com] (https://www.liquidiv.com/) and use code CAVE at checkout ---Visit [https://bluechew.com] (https://bluechew.com/) with promo code BEARS ---NetSuite has extended its one-of-a-kind flexible financing program for a few more weeks! Go to [https://NetSuite.com/BEARS] (https://NetSuite.com/BEARS) to learn more. ---Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @‌shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo BEARS at [https://ShopMando.com] (https://ShopMando.com) ! #mandopod. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert is out once again, something going on with his ear or something, so Tom is joined by Nick Swardson. Nick does a mean impression of Bert so it's almost like he's still here. Speaking of someone who's still here, Nick's BFF Norm Macdonald also appears in impression form and the two talk about what he'd sound like as a ghost. The two also talk about Carrot Top's jacked physique, what Tom eats in the morning, a cool chloroform prank, Comedy Central, the greats of alt-comedy, Tom's tour name, South Park, Minnesota, and so much more! Grab some vodka and hangout. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 249 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

12 Aug 2024

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:31

12 Aug 2024

#250

How To Make Millions In Vegas w/ Andrew Dice Clay | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: -Go to [https://zbiotics.com/BEARS] (https://zbiotics.com/BEARS)  to get 15% off your first order when you use BEARS at checkout -Head to [https://policygenius.com/BEARS] (https://policygenius.com/BEARS) to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. -Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at [https://boxofawesome.com] (https://boxofawesome.com) and enter the code BEARS at checkout -This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at [https://betterhelp.com/BEARS] (https://betterhelp.com/BEARS) and get on your way to being your best self. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert is out and the Diceman is in! Tom Segura is joined by Andrew Dice Clay for a sit-down and the two talk shop on the finer art of messing with people. Dice is looking pretty good these days, which he credits to becoming something of a gym rat late in his life. The two share experiences with arenas, which of course is something Dice has had plenty of practice doing. They then get into a discussion about gambling and Dice tells a story about how he turned a few bucks into a fortune at a blackjack table in Vegas. He doesn't gamble much these days, but he's got plenty of stories about it. They also talk about Tom, meet and greets with fans, acting, the great Joey Diaz, vices, and so much more. OHHHH! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 248 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

05 Aug 2024

1 HR 17 MINS

1:17:27

05 Aug 2024

#249

Tom’s Insane Algorithm | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Head to [https://Babbel.com/BEARS] (https://Babbel.com/BEARS) to get up to 60% off your subscription for a limited time. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom's algorithm is going off lately and he shares some fun stuff he's been seeing on his feed. Bert of course is in his own unique lane and has been really into videos of middle-class wives making dinner for their families. Bert also introduces Tom to a feud between Sean Strickland and David Goggins, before they dive deep into the 2024 Summer Olympics. They look up all the events and comment on some of the surprising sports that athletes will be competing in this year. The bears also talk about Sha'Carri Richardson, championship motivators, Snoop Dogg's 40 time, rock climbing, reveal the name of the Por Osos bear, and get a surprise facetime call from former baller Gabby Reece! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 247 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

29 Jul 2024

59 MINS

59:29

29 Jul 2024

#248

Chappelle Shockwaves w/ Earthquake | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Brought to you by BetterHelp, head to [https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS] (https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS) today to get 10% off your first month. ---Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using [https://dkng.co/bears] (https://dkng.co/bears) or through my promo code BEARS. ---Head to [https://www.liquidiv.com] (https://www.liquidiv.com/) and use code CAVE at checkout. ---Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code BEARS  at [https://Manscaped.com] (https://Manscaped.com) . We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by comedian Earthquake! Comedy is often a natural disaster, but sometimes a star comes around that shines brighter than the rest. Tom is especially excited for this episode as Earthquake reminisces about his early days in Atlanta and LA, before praising some of his contemporaries like Mike Epps, Martin Lawrence, and Dave Chappelle. Earthquake also had the pleasure of being part of Dave Chappelle's Home Team on Netflix and he dives into that with the Bears. They also talk about bitter comedians, directors wanting to be the stars now, lifting others up, owning a comedy club, and much more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 246 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

22 Jul 2024

1 HR 16 MINS

1:16:07

22 Jul 2024

#247

Jordan Peele Is The Coolest Director Alive w/ Lil Rel Howery | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Head to [https://acorns.com/bears] (https://acorns.com/bears) or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! ---Visit [https://NetSuite.com/BEARS] (https://NetSuite.com/BEARS) and get NetSuite's one-of-a-kind flexible financing program for a few more weeks! ---Go to [https://bluechew.com] (https://bluechew.com/) and use promo code BEARS. We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by comedian and actor Lil Rel Howery! Rel talks to the Bears about the new age of comedy we're presently in and how the rise of the internet changed the game completely. They also talk about their individual lifestyle changes and how easily vices derail those choices. Bert proposes a question about sex with non-English speakers, before they talk about Waka Flocka Flame's newfound love of Donald Trump. This leads into a discussion about how old men need to quit being politicians, how Donald Trump is "ghetto", and the absurdity of modern American politics. The trio also chat about dangerous neighborhoods, Denzel Washington, Eddie Murphy's comedic influence, Michael Jordan, comedy specials, the original ending of Jordan Peele's "Get Out", movie stars, and much more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 245 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

15 Jul 2024

1 HR 13 MINS

1:13:58

15 Jul 2024

#246

Death Row Last Meals | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at [https://shopify.com/bears] (https://shopify.com/bears) ---Head to [https://PolicyGenius.com/BEARS] (https://PolicyGenius.com/BEARS) to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler want to take over France. What starts with some fantasy vacation booking ends with Bert developing some wild ideas about being the mayor of a small French town. Tom's been a real true crime kick lately and has prepared a buffet of famous death row last meals from a collection of very cool guys and one gal. Bert and Tom taste test and give their two cents on each meal, plus get to know the crime and type of person behind each curated dish. They also talk about some revenge movie classics. Hope you're hungry! [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 244 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

08 Jul 2024

1 HR 21 MINS

1:21:45

08 Jul 2024

#245

Is Jimmy Kimmel In The Illuminati? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Head to [https://www.liquidiv.com] (https://www.liquidiv.com/) and use code CAVE at checkout. ---Brought to you by BetterHelp, head to [https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS] (https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS) today to get 10% off your first month. ---Make sure to catch the Chicago Street Race on July 7th at 4:30 PM Eastern on NBC. ---Go to [https://Babbel.com/BEARS] (https://Babbel.com/BEARS) to get up to 60% off. We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by talk show host and possible member of the Illuminati, Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy talks about his humble beginnings meeting Adam Corolla and the early Comedy Central shows he hosted, The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money.  They also talk about Bert's Kool-Aid habits, the proper way to pronounce Terrell Owen's name, going viral, Bob Hope's cul-de-sac of girlfriends, the best comedy duos, being honest, Dua Lipa, Ben Affleck, and so much more! Sacrifice some virgin blood and dig a tunnel to the kingdom of the lizards cause this is a good one. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 243 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

01 Jul 2024

1 HR 24 MINS

1:24:58

01 Jul 2024

#244

Bussin' With The Bears w/ Will Compton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Get 5 dollars off your next order of delicious cereal at [MagicSpoon.com/BEARS] (https://magicspoon.com/BEARS) . Or look for Magic Spoon in your nearest grocery aisle. ---Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using [https://dkng.co/bears] (https://dkng.co/bears) or through my promo code BEARS. ---Tune-in to the NASCAR Cup Series race on Sunday, June 30th at 3:30 PM Eastern on NBC! We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by Will Compton, former NFL linebacker and one half of Bussin' With The Boys! Will chats with the bears about raising a family while committing to professional football, how receiving compliments from black folks hit differently, the power of saying No, and the philosophy of stoicism. They even have author Ryan Holiday jump into the show via phone to cover all things stoic. They also talk about how Tom's growing, the importance of always staying busy, and more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 242 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

24 Jun 2024

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:57

24 Jun 2024

#243

The Wildest Take On Soda w/ Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Brought to you by BetterHelp, head to [https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS] (https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS) today to get 10% off your first month. ---Go to [http://liquiddeath.com/BEARS] (http://liquiddeath.com/BEARS) to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. ---Head to [https://NetSuite.com/BEARS] (https://NetSuite.com/BEARS) , NetSuite has extended its one-of-a-kind flexible financing program for a few more weeks! We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by the great and powerful Stavros Halkias!  Stavros and the Bears got soda in their hands and on their minds as they debate which diet sodas are the best. They next get into praising Zach Galifianakis and his contributions to alt-comedy. They also talk about the confederate army, Kirstie Alley's parents, pointy hats, and a very interesting auction item Bert found. Get your root beers and hang out with 3 Bears this week! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 241 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

17 Jun 2024

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:52

17 Jun 2024

#242

Ever Been Knocked Out? w/ Brian Simpson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BEARS for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. ---Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using [https://dkng.co/bears] (https://dkng.co/bears) or through my promo code BEARS. ---Download the DoorDash app and use promo code BEARS24 ---Go to [https://Babbel.com/BEARS] (https://Babbel.com/BEARS) to get up to 60% off your subscription. Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by comedian Brian Simpson and he and the bears talk thrill rides over some micheladas. They also talk about gift giving and the hardest person to shop for(it's Joe Rogan). They also talk about bushes, the things men are delusional about, knockouts, breadwinners, legacies, and inheritances. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 240 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

10 Jun 2024

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:46

10 Jun 2024

#241

Don't Call It A Comeback w/ Jon Stewart | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: ---Brought to you by BetterHelp, head to [https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS] (https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS) today to get 10% off your first month. ---Head to [https://Babbel.com/BEARS] (https://Babbel.com/BEARS) to get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription. ---Head to [http://policygenius.com/BEARS] (http://policygenius.com/BEARS) to get your free life insurance quotes. ---Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using [https://dkng.co/bears] (https://dkng.co/bears) or through my promo code BEARS. Bert is down for the count this week and sitting in for him is the great Jon Stewart joining Tom Segura for 1 Bear, 1 Jew...or No Cave, 1 Bear...idk it's still 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Jon Stewart has recently returned to The Daily Show host chair on Mondays and he talks about how his return has been going. They discuss the idea of time being able to pass you by, legacies fathers leave behind for their kids, Tom's own son's colorful vocabulary, and then dip some bear paws into political issues. They also talk about the gift of gift giving, stuff Tom's sons are into right now, and Jon Stewart details his run in the WWE, having a moment at Summer slam, and turning heel on John Cena. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 239 [https://tomsegura.com/tour] (https://tomsegura.com/tour) [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] (https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour) [https://store.ymhstudios.com] (https://store.ymhstudios.com/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

03 Jun 2024

1 HR 17 MINS

1:17:00

03 Jun 2024