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Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano return for another sugar-fueled Summer Bears meltdown—this time with bagels, tiramisu, and enough food guilt to keep a Catholic therapist booked for years. The boys break down Chris’ ChatGPT pep talk, reminisce about Stavvy's golden toothless years, and spiral into a deep dive on Neapolitan ice cream fraud, gay NFL cheerleaders, and the politics of bagel orders. Also: Chris reveals his VO2 Max results from a flamboyant fitness coach who may or may not have called him “zaddy.”

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 302

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:01:00	-	2 Pigs, 1 Pen
00:12:45	-	Catholic Guilt Vs Greek Shame
00:23:33	-	Sexual Awakenings In Mom's Bed
00:30:31	-	A Demeaning Offer & ChatGPT Pep Talk
00:43:50	-	Social Media & Rage For The Gays
00:52:01	-	Men In Women's Sports
01:00:02	-	Zaddy Chris Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>

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