We Hate Movies podcast

We Hate Movies

Since 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.

Since 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.

 

#985

S15: On-Screen Live's Special Coverage of the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival Part 1

On this special edition of On-Screen Live, we were live (thanks to the spotty hotel wi-fi holding out) from the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival! In this episode, Andrew and Chris reviewed films they caught during our first two days at the fest, including David Cronenberg's The Shrouds, Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Cloud, Joshua Oppenheimer's The End, David Gordon Green's Nutcrackers, Mati Diop's Dahomey & more! [The second, and final part of our #TIFF24 coverage will broadcast live on our YouTube and Twitch channels this coming Thursday, September 12 at noon/eastern. The audio from that show will be turned around the following week!] (http://www.youtube.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/tour) [And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And if you're a Patreon subscriber at the $8 level or up, you can bundle in our exclusive After Party Q&A totally free! That's right, you can watch us vibe and imbibe as we answer audience questions, totally gratis!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) ... Read more

Yesterday

1 HR 21 MINS

1:21:44

Yesterday


#984

S15 Ep757: Twister REDUX

“How do you not kill the daddy?” - Eric, on previous iterations of the script On the season 15 premiere of We Hate Movies, last season’s VHS Trailer Game Champion, Chris Cabin, selects Twister as the redux title to kick things off! How entertaining is Phoffman in this one? Was the dad at the beginning of this movie able to surf that cellar door for a few seconds? What’s going on with that Cary Elwes accent? And is this movie responsible for breaking up Van Halen? PLUS: We start with the VHS Trailer Game Cameo appearance—and it is a laugh riot! Twister stars Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, Jami Gertz, Cary Elwes, Lois Smith, Alan Ruck, Sean Whalen, Scott Thomson, Todd Field, Joey Slotnick, Wendie Josepher, Jeremy Davies, Zach Grenier, and Philip Seymour Hoffman as Dusty; directed by Jan de Bont. [This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.] (http://www.rocketmoney.com/whm) [Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/tour) [And don’t miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where we’re talking Scream 4! Can’t make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

10 Sep 2024

2 HR 16 MINS

2:16:14

10 Sep 2024


#983

S15 Ep756: The Batman (W❤️M, PREVIEW)

“He’s a gooner!” - Eric, on this version of The Riddler On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about a real excellent-ass comic book adventure, The Batman! Yes, it’s a long one, but what would we cut here? How incredible is Michael Giacchino’s score? How magnificently do David Fincher vibes pair with Gotham City? Is this the best on-screen depiction of the “Bat & the Cat” relationship? How rad are all these massive—hey now!— [This here's just a taste of our ep on The Batman. For access to the whole show, head over to our Patreon and sign up! By subscribing now, you can unlock not only this W❤️M ep, but also countless hours of exclusive shows you can't get anywhere else!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to snag your tickets early for our final live shows of the year! We’ll be rounding out 2024 with shows in Seattle, Portland, OR, and Boston! Head over to our website for all ticketing info!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/tour) Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

05 Sep 2024

07 MINS

07:16

05 Sep 2024


#982

S14: PATREON SUMMER UNLOCK - #393: Star Wars (W❤️M)

Originally released on Patreon, December 7, 2018 “To me, the idea of Brian De Palma watching Star Wars is like Abraham Lincoln reading Watchmen.” - Steve On this We ❤️ Movies episode, the gang is chatting effusively about the beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars! There's no point in telling you three measly plot points covered in this episode like we normally do in descriptions, though. This is the longest recording in show history* and we had a ton of fun talking about one of our greatest loves! Do keep your eyes peeled for the entire backstory of fan favorite gleep-glop, "that werewolf"! Star Wars stars Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Alec Guinness, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew, Peter Cushing, and William Hootkins as Perkins; directed by George Lucas. *EDITOR’S NOTE: We now believe our longest-running episode to be our We ❤️ Movies episode on The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, clocking in at three hours and five minutes! - Andrew [Be sure to catch us on the road for our final live shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon), and Boston! Head to our website now for all ticketing information.] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/tour) [Thanks so much for checking out this unlocked We ❤️ Movies episode! Each month we drop a new W❤️M for our Patreon subscribers at the $5 level & up! On that show, we’ve goofed on some of our favorite films like The Fugitive, Oppenheimer, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1, Robocop, Iron Man 3, Alien, Escape from New York, and more! Head over to our Patreon to subscribe today—instantly unlock all We ❤️ Movies episodes, along with countless hours of exclusive shows you can’t get anywhere else!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

03 Sep 2024

2 HR 57 MINS

2:57:54

03 Sep 2024


#981

S14: MELR0210 #49 - 90210's "U4EA" & Melrose Place's "A Long Night's Journey"

Originally released on Patreon: May 19, 2022 It's our monthly flashback to sunny 1990s L.A.! First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the totally outrageous episode, "U4EA"! Originally airing back on November 14, 1991, this episode has the gang going to an underground club where David gets wasted, Dylan and Brenda dodge tweakers, and Emily Valentine doses Brandon behind his back! Then over on Melrose Place, it's the Keith-tacular episode, "A Long Night's Journey." First airing back on September 15, 1993, this episode continues the outrageous Keith Saga with everyone's favorite scumbag marine biologist taking things nuclear, while Matt loses his job and debases himself asking Michael for a job reference at the hospital, and Amanda starts really obviously flirting with Jake right in front of Jo at the motorcycle race! MELR0210 is a WHM podcast where the guys blissfully stroll through the Beverly Hills, 90210 and Melrose Place timelines. The TV episodes covered will run in broadcast order. [Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to explore MELR0210 further, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $10 level! There are currently 76 episodes of MELR0210—with more dropping every month! Signing up for that top tier not only gets you all of MELR0210, it gets you everything: Animation Damnation, The Nexus (Star Trek), The Gleep Glossary (Star Wars), Once In A Lifetime, Too Old For This Shit, ad-free We Hate Movies, We ❤️ Movies, and all syncable commentaries!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

29 Aug 2024

1 HR 56 MINS

1:56:03

29 Aug 2024


#980

S14: PATREON SUMMER UNLOCK - Once In A Lifetime #1: Stalked by My Doctor

Originally Released on Patreon: April 22, 2021 "I found this to be the most uncomfortable hour-and-a-half I've had watching a movie in a really long time." - Andrew On the inaugural edition of Once In A Lifetime, the gang is chatting about the bonkers 2015 film that shockingly launched a whole twisted franchise, Stalked by My Doctor! Why do they have Eric Roberts talking like a 25 year-old incel? What is Dr. Beck doing to that teddy bear? And whatever you do, don't say hi to people at the food court! PLUS: The gang picks out some fun coffins! Stalked by My Doctor stars Eric Roberts, Brianna Joy Chomer, Deborah Zoe, Jon Briddell, Carson Boatman, Wyntergrace Williams, and Devon Libran; directed by Doug Campbell. [Once In A Lifetime is a bi-monthly (every-other month) We Hate Movies podcast where the gang watches some outrageous Lifetime movies and attempts to sift through the madness within. There are currently 21 episodes of Once In A Lifetime available, exclusively on Patreon, including FOUR MORE episodes on Stalked by My Doctor sequels! Sign up today to unlock more Lifetime Movie madness!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get your tickets early for our final shows of the year happening this November and December in Seattle, Portland (OR) & Boston! Click through to our website for all tour info!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/tour) Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

27 Aug 2024

1 HR 49 MINS

1:49:04

27 Aug 2024


#979

S14: Animation Damnation #92 Doug's Halloween Adventure

Originally Dropped on Patreon 10.9.21 On this month's Spooktacular edition of Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the kind-of twisted and legit weird Doug Halloween episode, "Doug's Halloween Adventure." Originally airing back on 10/31/93, this episode has Doug being a total coward over going to an amusement park haunted house attraction, Skeeter dressing up like a sex toy to go trick-or-treating around children, and a guy that's... maybe actually a legit ghost? PLUS: Prepare to totally time travel when this cartoon's theme song hits. Wow. [Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to listen to more Animation Damnation, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $3 and up! There are currently 125 episodes of Animation Damnation!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

22 Aug 2024

49 MINS

49:56

22 Aug 2024


#978

S14 Ep755: From Dusk Till Dawn (W❤️M, Live in Austin)

“It’s a real smorgasbord of vampires...” - Andrew  Recorded Live at Cap City Comedy in Austin, TX 5.15.24 On this week’s Summer Break episode, we were in Austin, Texas chatting about one of our all-time faves of the 1990s, From the Dusk Till Dawn! Did QT write this movie just so he could suck on Salma Hayek’s feet? How fantastic is Michael Parks at the start of this movie? Why couldn’t Seth have sent Richie to get those Big Kahuna burgers instead? And is this film is Cheech Marin’s Nutty Professor?! PLUS: The exciting conclusion of this season’s VHS Trailer Game!  From Dusk Till Dawn stars George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, Quentin Tarantino, Juliette Lewis, Ernest Liu, Salma Hayek, Danny Trejo, Tom Savini, Fred Williamson, Michael Parks, John Saxon, Kelly Preston, John Hawkes, and Cheech Marin as Border Guard, Carlos & Chet Pussy; directed by Robert Rodriguez.  [This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.] (http://www.rocketmoney.com/whm) [Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/tour) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

20 Aug 2024

2 HR 12 MINS

2:12:08

20 Aug 2024


#977

S14: The Nexus #84 - "The Best of Both Worlds" (Parts 1 & 2)

Originally released on Patreon, August 18, 2023 On this month's very special edition of our Star Trek re-cap show, The Nexus, the gang is talking about TNG's "The Best of Both Worlds!"  The first part aired June 16, 1990 as the finale of the third season, and the season four premiere, part two, aired September 22, 1990. This is of course the fabulous in-series movie-feeling two-parter where Picard is captured and assimilated by the Borg! How much does Riker super-hate that Commander Shelby? Lotta laughs at Wesley getting shut down at the poker game, no? Isn't it just incredible seeing the Whoopster here? How cool is Riker's blackout line for part one? And any time you get to see that Battle Bridge on this show, you know you're in for a good time! PLUS: Tons of moments of Worf and Data just ICING Borg left and right!  The Nexus is a WHM podcast where the guys futilely go through two Star Trek series at the same time. Thank you so much for continuing to support this weird thing we do—we couldn't do it without you! We know you have lots of options for podz and we're super-stoked you chose to spend some time with us—thanks again! [Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to explore The Nexus further, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $8 and $10 levels! There are currently 95 episode of The Nexus—that's a lotta Trek!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

15 Aug 2024

1 HR 35 MINS

1:35:43

15 Aug 2024


#976

S14: PATREON SUMMER UNLOCK - WHM #362: Jurassic World

Originally released on Patreon: June 14, 2018 “It’s bigger and it’s stupider!” -  Steve on this vs. Jurassic Park On this WHM Prime episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month*: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his corpse mummified under flash-baked dino poo? Did Claire and Owen have their first date on that cursed island? And why didn't BD Wong get a bigger role as the villain? PLUS: Militarized dinosaurs—Question Mark? Jurassic World stars Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, Vincent D'Onofrio, Irrfan Khan, Ty Simpkins, Nick Robinson, Jake Johnson, Omar Sy, BD Wong, Judy Greer and Lauren Lapkus as Vivian; directed by Colin Trevorrow. *EDITOR’S NOTE: In 2018, the other JPU film was Jurassic Park III, discussed on We Hate Movies, Episode #363 -- Andrew [All August, on top of releasing all-new, regularly scheduled episodes for our Patreon subscribers, we’re also unlocking some older Patreon vault content (like this one on Jurassic World) here on the free feed for the public to get a little taste of what’s on the other side! So if you’re interested in checking out what’s behind the curtain, be sure to also tune into the WHM free feed this Thursday as we unlock an episode of our Star Trek recap show, The Nexus! The episode we're unlocking is the one where we cover both parts of the famed TNG cliffhanger, "The Best of Both Worlds." The Nexus is a monthly show where we cover two Star Trek shows at the same time (we're currently on Star Trek: The Animated Series and ST:TNG) and it's available to subscribers on the $8 level and up.] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ... Read more

13 Aug 2024

1 HR 53 MINS

1:53:05

13 Aug 2024


#975

S14: Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #50 - Count Dooku (Live on Coruscant)

Recorded at the Coruscant PAC, Imperial City, Coruscant 2.16.23 It's another entry in our beloved Star Wars sideshow, The Gleep Glossary! This month, we're chatting about one of the galaxy's biggest losers, Count Dooku! How boring of a lightsaber instructor was Dooku? Why would the Jedi keep monuments to Sith separatists, like Dooku, in their Hall of Legends? And was Dooku really trying to get an internship with Palpatine? At his age? PLUS: Hey, Disney+, let us make our High Republic-era boob comedy, you cowards! Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the history and legacy of SW characters, most of whom we've been told don't matter anymore! [Thank you for checking out this WHM Patreon Unlock! If you like what you heard and want to explore the Gleep Glossary further, this show drops on a monthly basis, available to subscribers at the $8 and $10 levels! There are currently 67 chapters total in our Star Wars Gleep Glossary!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

08 Aug 2024

39 MINS

39:48

08 Aug 2024


#974

S14 Ep754: Gamer (Live in Atlanta)

“Cue the Bloodhound Gang!” - Chris, on this film’s soundtrack  Recorded Live at City Winery in Atlanta, GA 4.25.24 For the first summer break episode of 2024, the guys were in Atlanta talking about the Gerard Butler video game action adventure, Gamer! Why couldn’t they edit these action scenes a little more clearly so you can follow this stuff? How lame is it to set your film “a certain time from now”? Did we really need to hear that Marilyn Manson “Sweet Dreams” cover in a movie again? Is Michael C. Hall’s character one of the worst villains in action cinema? And do these poor bastard avatar people get any days off from killing adventures? PLUS: Did Gerard Butler sign on to the film because he thought he was being asked to play Cable, the X-Men character?  Gamer stars Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Amber Valletta, Kyra Sedgwick, Logan Herman, Ludacris, Aaron Yoo, Johnny Whitworth, John de Lancie, Milo Ventimiglia, Zoë Bell, John Leguizamo, Terry Crews, and Keith David as Agent Keith; directed by Neveldine & Taylor. [All August, on top of releasing all-new, regularly scheduled episodes for our Patreon subscribers, we’re also unlocking some older Patreon vault content on the free feed for the public to get a little taste of what’s on the other side! So if you’re interested in checking out what’s behind the curtain, be sure to tune into the WHM free feed this Thursday as we unlock an episode of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary! For the uninitiated, the Gleep Glossary is a show where we go through the “Star Wars Essential Guide to Characters” and learn about a new SW character each month. On this unlocked episode, we’re learning all about the evil Count Dooku! ] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ... Read more

06 Aug 2024

1 HR 31 MINS

1:31:14

06 Aug 2024


#973

S14 Ep753: The Crow (W❤️M, PREVIEW)

“He’s magnificent in this movie…” - Andrew on Brandon Lee On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re finally chatting about the absolutely fantastic comic book adaptation, The Crow! Despite being a little bit of a bittersweet re-watch, this movie still absolutely rocks, including, of course, Brandon Lee’s amazing performance as Eric Draven! But a few questions remain, like who does Ernie Hudson’s cop character think he is, telling that hot dog vendor how to do his job? Does the young street scamp, Sarah, even know how to eat a hot dog? Would Funboy and the gang actually be riding around listening to—HEY NOW! This episode is for employees of Top Dollar and Patreon subscribers only! [To access the show, without having to go do criminal work for Michael Wincott, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly gain access to not only this W❤️M episode, but also countless hours of exclusive shows, including: The Nexus (Star Trek recaps), MELR0210 (Beverly Hills, 90210 & Melrose Place recaps), Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story (SW character chat), Once In A Lifetime (Lifetime movie coverage) & much, much more! ] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ... Read more

01 Aug 2024

09 MINS

09:15

01 Aug 2024


#972

S14: On-Screen Live 7.29.24 Our Deadpool & Wolverine Review, Creature Commandos Trailer Reaction & m...

On the summer finale of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing what could very well be the highest-grossing film of 2024, Deadpool & Wolverine! We're also going over the weekend box office, reacting to the trailer for DC's new Creature Commandos cartoon, recommending a couple of 4K disc releases on Home Media Mania & more! [On-Screen Live airs Mondays at 12pm/et.] (http://www.youtube.com/wehatemovies) This episode is the summer finale of the show, but we'll be broadcasting a couple of dispatch episodes this September, during our coverage of this year's Toronto International Film Festival, so stay tuned to our socials for announcements about those shows. Also, subscribe to our YouTube channel to get the notifications for when the shows are scheduled to go live! [If you haven’t had the chance to snag the replay of our SPEED digital show, you’ve got through August 1 to check it out! Head to MOMENT DOT CO SLASH WE HATE MOVIES and get your replay tickets for both the show AND the hilarious After Party Q&A!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

31 Jul 2024

1 HR 05 MINS

1:05:36

31 Jul 2024


#971

S14 Ep752: Arachnophobia (with Paul Scheer)

“How do you not kill the guy on the toilet?” - Eric On the season 14 finale of We Hate Movies, the gang welcomes actor/comedian/podcaster/author/movie-lover and all-around good guy, Paul Scheer to the show to chat about the sleepy, yet kinda crazy monster movie, Arachnophobia! Why isn’t this movie just about John Goodman’s exterminator character? Why couldn’t the major spider at the end be a huge, dumb puppet monster? How funny is it that this movie doesn’t care about those kid characters at all? Why couldn’t we see that dumb sheriff eat shit on-screen? Why would you uproot your whole family without being absolutely certain you have that job, Jeff Daniels? And you better believe we’re marveling at all the Seinfeld alums in this! PLUS: Just watch Shatner in Kingdom of the Spiders instead of this. Arachnophobia stars Jeff Daniels, Harley Jane Kozak, Julian Sands, Stuart Pankin, Brian McNamara, Mark L. Taylor, Henry Jones, Peter Jason, James Handy, Roy Brocksmith, Kathy Kinney, Mary Carver, Frances Bay, and John Goodman as Delbert McClintok; directed by Frank Marshall.  [This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.] (http://www.rocketmoney.com/whm) [If you haven’t had the chance to snag the replay of our SPEED digital show, you’ve got through August 1 to check it out! Head to MOMENT DOT CO SLASH WE HATE MOVIES and get your replay tickets for both the show AND the hilarious After Party Q&A!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

30 Jul 2024

1 HR 53 MINS

1:53:36

30 Jul 2024


#970

S14 Ep751: X-Men (with Jamelle Bouie)

“They always have to act like they’ve been through a civil rights march for nudity” - Chris on creepy movie guys On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Comic Book Town as we welcome back our good bud, New York Times columnist, Jamelle Bouie to chat about a real landmark motion picture, 2000’s X-Men! How fantastic is it that the movie creates this entire world of mutants and what the state of things are and still runs under two hours? Has there been a better cast pairing than Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen? Why did they need to include D-level mutant, Toad? Is Xavier charging these students for all that school merch? What’s up with the X-Men refusing to install railings in the Cerebro chamber? And isn't it wild how great can these movies be when the creators have respect for the intelligence of the audience? PLUS: Eric Szyszka? Turned into a mutant thanks to Magneto’s Magic Mutant Machine! X-Men stars Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Hugh Jackman, Famke Janssen, James Marsden, Halle Berry, Anna Paquin, Tyler Mane, Ray Park, Rebecca Romijn, and Bruce Davison as Senator Kelly; directed by noted sack of crap, Bryan Singer. [Did you miss our LIVE BROADCAST last week where we were chatting all about action masterpiece, Speed? No worries! The replay window is still WIDE OPEN! Head over to our Moment page now and pick up them tix today!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

23 Jul 2024

1 HR 54 MINS

1:54:25

23 Jul 2024


#969

S14: On-Screen Live 7.15.24 Captain America: Brave New World Trailer Reaction and Reviews of Longleg...

On this week's On-Screen Live, we'll be giving our first reaction to the new trailer for Captain America: Brave New World, going over the weekend box office, reviewing a bunch of summer (so far) titles we've been checking out over the past few weeks, including Horizon: An American Saga - Chapter 1, Longlegs, MaXXXine, and Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F. Plus lots more! Show note: No new OSL next Monday, July 22nd, but we'll be back on the air for the summer finale on Monday, July 29th! [Be sure to catch us LIVE tomorrow night at 9pm/et for our WORLDWIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we'll talk about the action masterpiece, SPEED! No worries if you can't make the show live, the full replay will be available for 14 DAYS after broadcast!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) .  ... Read more

17 Jul 2024

1 HR 06 MINS

1:06:36

17 Jul 2024


#968

S14 Ep750: Alien: Resurrection

“This is the goopiest movie of all time!” - Steve On this episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to space as we chat about the better-than-Andrew-remembered sci-fi sequel, Alien: Resurrection! How fantastic is Sigourney in this one? Shouldn’t Brad Dourif’s evil scientist have tried to train just one Xenomorph at a time instead of a Baker’s Dozen from the jump? Shouldn’t we have seen the initial pirate heist of these hyper-sleep people? Why couldn’t Christie have just shaken that dead alien off his boot? How great is that basketball shot? And how fabulous are all these gloopy, soupy, alien puppets?! PLUS: The guys come up with another great sci-fi horror pitch for the new film, Werewolf Astronaut!  Alien: Resurrection stars Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Dominique Pinon, Ron Perlman, Gary Dourdan, Michael Wincott, Kim Flowers, J.E. Freeman, Brad Dourif, Raymond Cruz, Leland Orser, and Dan Hedaya as General Perez; directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet.  [This episode is brought to you in part by Factor! Head to FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 and use code whm50 to get 50% off your first box, PLUS 20% off your next month. That’s code whm50 at FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 to get 50% off your first box, PLUS 20% off your next month while your subscription is active!] (http://www.factormeals.com/whm50) [Be sure to pick up your tickets for THIS THURSDAY'S WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT (7/18/24) where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

16 Jul 2024

1 HR 55 MINS

1:55:50

16 Jul 2024


#967

S14: WHM Mail Bag - July 2024

For this summer time Mail Bag, we're reading wild letters from listeners— including ones about a crazy dad following Dan Aykroyd into a casino bathroom, a teenager getting to hang out with Danny Trejo for an entire day, a movie theater parking lot brawl after a Beavis and Butt-Head Do America screening, a guy who helped someone get laid with a screening of The Notebook & more; we're also answering questions from the audience, and, of course, plugging our SPEED show on 7/18! [Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

12 Jul 2024

1 HR 20 MINS

1:20:02

12 Jul 2024


#966

S14 Ep749: Despicable Me 2 (with Bob Mackey & Henry Gilbert of Talking Simpsons)

“I feel bad for these Minions, man, they’re forced to help out with all these party shenanigans” - Andrew  On this week’s episode, the guys welcome back dear buds, Bob Mackey & Henry Gilbert (Talking Simpsons) to join the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza and chat about the dreadful animated sequel, Despicable Me 2! Does Pixar have a suit over the design of that youngest daughter character? Does Gru have papers for these kids? How much of the script is Gru being humiliated in public? Why is this film so obsessed with Gru getting married? How funny are all the Weekend at Bernie’s-esque gags throughout this movie? And when will these Minions finally complete their takeover of this planet? PLUS: Would you eat Minion-themed food?  Despicable Me 2 stars the voices of Steve Carrell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Russell Brand, Ken Jeong, Elsie Fisher, Dana Gaier, Moises Arias, Nasim Pedrad, Kristen Schaal, and Steve Coogan as Silas Ramsbottom; directed by Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud. [This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.] (http://www.rocketmoney.com/whm) [Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

09 Jul 2024

2 HR 31 MINS

2:31:07

09 Jul 2024


#965

S14 Ep748: Logan (We ❤️ Movies, PREVIEW)

“Get your boners ready!” - Steve, on Xavier and Wolverine looking like their cartoon counterparts in recent MCU films On this month’s patrons-only We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about a truly fantastic comic book motion picture, James Mangold’s Logan! Could Marvel go back to the comic book panel flip intro instead of using images from their films? It’s correct in saying that Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine is the best comic character performance of all time, right? Is Logan working for some kind of limousines-only Uber service? How great is Boyd Holbrook— in this movie, but also like, just in everything? And how clutch is all the—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only, Bub! [To access this full episode on Logan, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive shows and commentary tracks you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon! You'll unlock a treasure trove of hilarious WHMu shows like Animation Damnation, The Nexus, Too Old For This Shit, MELR0210 and more!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [And be sure to get your tickets for our summer Worldwide Digital Event happening on July 18th. We'll be talking all about the action masterpiece, Speed, as well as doing a bonus After Party Q&A show immediately following the Speed conversation. Don't sweat it if you can't make it live, the show will be available for replay for 14 days after broadcast!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) ... Read more

05 Jul 2024

06 MINS

06:33

05 Jul 2024


#964

S14 Ep747: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (with Ben Worcester)

“Asshole is the right word…” - Steve, on Paul Blart’s attitude toward hotel staff On this week’s SBE episode, we welcome back our good friend, Ben Worcester of [Hooked on TJ Hooker] (http://tjhookerpodcast.blogspot.com) to chat about the absolutely abysmal comedy sequel, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2! Why did they insist on making this guy so cripplingly pathetic? Why can’t we do better by Neal McDonough in Hollywood? Were people holding their breath over whether the Sandman would cameo? And what in the WORLD were they thinking with that ice cream gag? PLUS: Eric invents a new Kevin James-starring revenge series based inside the world of John Wick: John Fork! Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 stars Kevin James, Raini Rodriguez, Daniela Alonso, Eduardo Verástegui, David Henrie, Gary Valentine, Ana Gasteyer, Nicholas Turturro, Loni Love, Shelly Desai, Vic Dibitetto, D.B. Woodside, Bob Clendenin, and Neal McDonough as Vincent; directed by Andy Fickman. [Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

02 Jul 2024

1 HR 59 MINS

1:59:13

02 Jul 2024


#963

S14: On-Screen Live 6.24.24 HBO's Ren Faire Review, The Front Room Trailer Reaction & more!

On this week's On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the wild-ass HBO doc, Ren Faire, taking a look at the new trailer for A24's Brandy-starring horror flick, The Front Room, going over the weekend box office, reviewing a Chris Pine Secret Movie™️, and more! [Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

26 Jun 2024

1 HR 05 MINS

1:05:14

26 Jun 2024


#962

S14 Ep746: Beverly Hills Cop III

“You don’t need to ask for directions anymore, you’re no longer a fish out of water!” - Andrew on Axel’s third time in Los Angeles  On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza tackles an action comedy sequel that didn’t need to exist at all, and no one wanted to make in the first place, Beverly Hills Cop III! What in the hell tone were they shooting for with this movie? How is Axel not blamed for Inspector Todd’s death at the hands of Ellis De Wald? Why did they replace Taggart with Hector Elizondo playing a guy who’s just Taggart with different facial hair? How is Wonder World still open for business after all the carnage Axel and company carry out on park grounds? And how hilarious and great is this George Lucas cameo? PLUS: What was the Tunnel of Love supposed to represent at the end? Beverly Hills Cop III stars Eddie Murphy, Timothy Carhart, Stephen McHattie, Judge Reinhold, Hector Elizondo, John Saxon, Theresa Randle, Alan Young, Bronson Pinchot, and George Lucas as Disappointed Man; directed by John Landis. [Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

25 Jun 2024

1 HR 50 MINS

1:50:41

25 Jun 2024


#961

S14: On-Screen Live 6.17.24 Our First Reaction to the New Season of THE BOYS & more!

On this week's On-Screen Live, we're giving our initial reaction to the first few eps of this wild-ass new season of THE BOYS, poring over the weekend box office to see just how much INSIDE OUT 2 actually raked in, reviewing the Criterion Collection 4K release of FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, and more! [Be sure to pick up your tickets for our summer time WORLD WIDE DIGITAL EVENT where we’ll be talking all about the action classic SPEED! Head over to Moment dot co slash We Hate Movies and get your tickets now— and don’t forget to bundle in your ticket for the Q&A After Party that’s going down right after the show that night! Can’t make it to the live show? No problem! The show will be available for replay for a full TWO WEEKS after air. So you’ve got 14 days to check out the show after it happens!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new SHEENPRIL, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) Original cover art by [Felipe Sobreiro] (http://www.sobreiro.com/) . ... Read more

19 Jun 2024

59 MINS

59:59

19 Jun 2024