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Each week the WHM gang force themselves to watch bad movies that were better left forgotten to fuel off-the-wall tangents, inane impressions and unabashed comedic silliness. This is a comedy podcast for movie lovers that can't help but relish pure trash.
Each week the WHM gang force themselves to watch bad movies that were better left forgotten to fuel off-the-wall tangents, inane impressions and unabashed comedic silliness. This is a comedy podcast for movie lovers that can't help but relish pure trash.
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Stay Alive
On this week's episode, the 2021 Halloween Spooktacular continues as the guys chat about the totally stupid video game-centric horror film, Stay Alive! Who on Earth thought these character names were clever? Were Milo's roommates having "Slipknot Sex"? And where is all the cocaine for these kids? PLUS: If you die in the game, do you die for real? Stay Alive stars Jon Foster, Samaire Armstrong, Frankie Muniz, Jimmi Simpson, Milo Ventimiglia, Adam Goldberg, Sophia Bush, and a totally underused Wendell Pierce; directed by William Brent Bell. Catch WHM on tour starting this week! New Chicago date added! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19 Oct 2021
1 HR 52 MINS
1:52:28
19 Oct 2021
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
On this week's episode, the Halloween Spooktacular continues with the guys chatting about the kind-of okay, now-non-canon sequel, Halloween H20: 20 Years Later! What went on with the ridiculous naming of this film and why didn't they go with the original idea, Halloween 7: The Revenge of Laurie Strode? Who had the brilliant idea to set this in northern California? And can we get more of LL Cool J's erotica? PLUS: Doctor Loomis goes on House Hunters! Halloween H20: 20 Years Later stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Josh Hartnett, Michelle Williams, Adam Arkin, Adam Hann-Byrd, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Janet Leigh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Nancy Stephens, and LL Cool J as Ronny; directed by Steve Miner. Catch WHM on tour starting this week! New Chicago date added! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12 Oct 2021
1 HR 58 MINS
1:58:41
12 Oct 2021
An American Werewolf in Paris
On this episode, the 2021 Halloween Spooktacular kicks in on the main feed (the party already started over on Patreon) as the guys chat about the absolutely ridiculous sequel, An American Werewolf in Paris! Could these werewolves have looked any worse with this CGI? Is Julie Delpy's character actually supposed to be the daughter of Alex and David? And why did we need these two obnoxious buddies? PLUS: A post-production audio library that may be sold out of wolf noises, but does offer plenty of lackluster replacement options! An American Werewolf in Paris stars Tom Everett Scott, Julie Delpy, Vince Vieluf, Phil Buckman, Pierre Cosso, and Julie Bowen; directed by Anthony Waller. Catch WHM on tour starting next week! New Chicago date added! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
05 Oct 2021
2 HR 07 MINS
2:07:54
05 Oct 2021
An American Werewolf in London (PREVIEW)
On this month's SPOOKTACULAR We Love Movies episode, the guys are chatting about the all-time werewolf classic, An American Werewolf in London! How great is Griffin Dunne's cheery performance as he deteriorates into a—Aaaaaoooooooooo! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours and hours of additional exclusive content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02 Oct 2021
05 MINS
05:55
02 Oct 2021
Single White Female (with Jourdain Searles)
On this week's show, film critic and Bad Romance Podcast co-host, Jourdain Searles drops by to chat with the guys about the totally wild, ultra-horny thriller, Single White Female! How delightfully skeezy is Tobo in this movie? Did they mean to have Jennifer Jason Leigh enter the film like Nosferatu? And why didn't Bridget Fonda just get a dog? PLUS: Did Steven Weber sit in gum? Single White Female stars Bridget Fonda, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Steven Weber, Peter Friedman, Frances Bay, and the great Stephen Tobolowsky as Mitchell; directed by Barbet Schroeder. Catch WHM on tour this fall! New Chicago date added! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28 Sep 2021
2 HR 02 MINS
2:02:29
28 Sep 2021
Varsity Blues
On this week's episode, the gang continues the Back to School theme with an episode about the MTV Films cult football drama, Varsity Blues! Who's doing the worst Texas accent in the film? Why did they think the gag with the little brother was funny? And what number pig is Billy Bob actually on? PLUS: Coach Kilmer would rather die than take a coaching job in Shittington! Varsity Blues stars James Van Der Beek, Jon Voight, Paul Walker, Ron Lester, Scott Caan, Amy Smart, Ali Larter, and a baby Jesse Plemons; directed by C.H.U.D. II's Brian Robbins. Catch WHM on tour this fall! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
21 Sep 2021
2 HR 25 MINS
2:25:26
21 Sep 2021
Hiding Out
On this week's episode, the gang continues their Back to School theme with the totally ridiculous 80s comedy, Hiding Out! Why did they make Cryer's character look exactly like Lenny Luthor? Did Keith Coogan really need to beat box in this movie? And what twisted loner dances on a graveyard wall? The kind who kiss teenage girls, that's who! PLUS: Behold! John Spencer! Cinema's worst FBI agent! Hiding Out stars Jon Cryer, Annabeth Gish, Keith Coogan, John Spencer, Nancy Fish, Richard Portnow, Tim Quill, and Oliver Cotton as the Assassin that Looks Like Dracula; directed by Bob Giraldi. Catch WHM on tour this fall! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
14 Sep 2021
1 HR 47 MINS
1:47:31
14 Sep 2021
Memento (PREVIEW)
On this month's exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang is chatting about Christopher Nolan's breakthrough neo-noir, Memento! How great is every bit of casting in this film? What's with that old man getting off on all the spitting? And please, for all that is holy, don't—whoa there, this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10 Sep 2021
06 MINS
06:35
10 Sep 2021
Resident Evil
On the season 12 premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang is back and better than ever, ready to tackle the absolutely ridiculous video game adaptation, Resident Evil! What does anyone remember from this film besides the laser hallway scene? How lazy was the writing to give the main character amnesia so she needs everything about the movie explained to her through embarrassing, expository dialogue? And how wretched does that CGI "licker" look? PLUS: The big reveal is finally here—Chris's VHS Trailer Game victory cameo! Resident Evil stars Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Eric Mabius, Colin Salmon, Martin Crews, Pasquale Aleardi, Heike Makatsch, Jason Isaacs, and James Purefoy; directed by Paul W.S. Anderson. Catch WHM on tour this fall! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
07 Sep 2021
1 HR 49 MINS
1:49:12
07 Sep 2021
Episode 564 - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (Live from FRQNCY1)
On the final summer break episode of the season, it's the gang live-ish from FRQNCY1 talking Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome! Recorded at the beautiful Elsewhere in Brooklyn, NY, this show has the guys asking the big questions like: does Bartertown acknowledge the weekend? What's with all these awful children? And how great is that saxophone surprise? PLUS: The gripping finale of the VHS Trailer Game! Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome stars Hollywood Asshole Mel Gibson, Tina Turner, Bruce Spence, Frank Thring, Angelo Rossitto, Paul Larsson, Robert Grubb, and Angry Anderson as Ironbar; directed by George Miller. Catch WHM on tour this fall! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
31 Aug 2021
1 HR 27 MINS
1:27:35
31 Aug 2021
Episode 563 - Mad Max (PREVIEW)
On this month's WLM, the guys are chatting about the stone-cold Aussie action classic, Mad Max! How fabulous is each and every car crash in this film? Has anyone written better character names than George Miller? And how about all these Aussie—Oi! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon page and sign up quick! Instantly unlock this episode along with countless hours of exclusive content! patreon.com/wehatemovies Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
28 Aug 2021
06 MINS
06:12
28 Aug 2021
Once In A Lifetime #3 "Deadly Mile High Club" w/ Jenn K. (PREVIEW)
On this edition of Once in a Lifetime, the gang is joined by Steve's wife, Jenn, to chat about the totally outrageous film, Deadly Mile High Club! How didn't this guy kill his mother-in-law years before this movie takes place? How many times are people calling this guy stupid throughout the film? And what in the actual fuck is with that—whoa! Our new show Once in a Lifetime is for patrons-only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this episode, along with a massive amount of exclusive content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26 Aug 2021
04 MINS
04:59
26 Aug 2021
Unlock the Vault: Episode 351 - Jungle 2 Jungle
Our (poorly booked and planned out) vacation continues and the Summer from Hell has us fighting in a Martha's Vineyard restaurant while we introduce this week's Unlock the Vault show, episode 351: Jungle 2 Jungle! How was Tim Allen's character not arrested on suspicion of sex tourism? How is this kid walking barefoot in Manhattan and not throwing up? And after 35 pages, you are not allowed to introduce the Russian mafia! PLUS: Ed Snowden clashes with his new roommates, Steven and Gérard! Jungle 2 Jungle stars Tim Allen, Martin Short, JoBeth Williams, Lolita Davidovich, Sam Huntington, and the late, great, David Ogden Stiers; directed by John Pasquin. Catch WHM on tour this fall! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
24 Aug 2021
1 HR 59 MINS
1:59:28
24 Aug 2021
Episode 562 - Witchboard ("Live" from the 2020 Salem Horror Fest)
On this week's summer break episode, it's our show from the 2020 (virtual) Salem Horror Fest where we chat extensively about the wild horror flick, Witchboard! Is this guy Brandon that much of a drag at every party he attends—and is he bringing his ouija board with him everywhere he goes? Was beloved psychic medium Zarabeth paid in vials of coke? And is this guy really best friends with the ghost of a long-dead 10 year-old boy? PLUS: A Walter Matthau voice works for doing impressions of ghosts from ages 8 to 80! Witchboard stars Todd Allen, Tawny Kitaen, Stephen Nichols, Kathleen Wilhoite, Burke Byrnes, James W. Quinn, and Rose Marie; directed by Kevin Tenney. Catch WHM on tour this fall! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
17 Aug 2021
1 HR 55 MINS
1:55:08
17 Aug 2021
Unlock the Vault - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
On this special unlocked Patreon ep, it's the December 2018 episode of The Nexus, our Star Trek recap show, when we covered the greatest Trek film of all time, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan! Go back in time and listen to how we raved over Shatner's wig, fawned over Ricardo's chest, and cried at Spock's death! PLUS: Can we all be buried in sunglass case-looking torpedo coffins? The Wrath of Khan stars William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelly, James Doohan, Ricardo Montalban, Nichelle Nichols, Walter Koenig, George Takei, Bibi Besch, Merritt Butrick, and Paul Winfield; directed by Nicholas Meyer. The Nexus is a WHM Patreon-exclusive show where the gang chats about one episode of TOS and one TNG each month. And every now and again, they throw in a lengthier discussion about a Trek film! Catch WHM on tour this fall! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10 Aug 2021
2 HR 09 MINS
2:09:37
10 Aug 2021
Episode 561 - Puss in Boots (with Ben Worcester)
On the season eleven finale, the guys welcome Ben Worcester (back from Honduras) into the studio to discuss the totally horrendous spin-off/prequel, Puss in Boots! Is it only these two cats that can talk? Why did the filmmakers sacrifice comedy for extensive, boring action scenes? And has there been a more disgusting cartoon visage than that forsaken egg? PLUS: A lengthy jag on the quality and value of a hearty bean dinner. Puss in Boots features the voice talents of Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Zach Galifianakis, Billy Bob Thornton, and Amy Sedaris; directed by Chris Miller. Catch WHM on tour this fall! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03 Aug 2021
1 HR 58 MINS
1:58:43
03 Aug 2021
Episode 560 - The Mummy Returns
On the final episode of the 2021 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang goes back to Mummyville to discuss Stephen Sommers' dreadful sequel, The Mummy Returns! Why did they have to curse us with this awful child character? What were they thinking with the Deus ex blimp? And why cast The Rock and then not have him say anything? PLUS: Behold! Some of the absolute worst CGI in cinema history! The Mummy Returns stars Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, Arnold Vosloo, Oded Fehr, John Hannah, Patricia Velasquez, Freddie Boath, Adele Akinnuoye-Agbaje, and Dwayne Johnson; directed by Stephen Sommers. Catch WHM on tour this fall! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
27 Jul 2021
1 HR 59 MINS
1:59:19
27 Jul 2021
Episode 559 - The Village
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about M. Night Shyamalan's ruined-by-the-twist fantasy drama, The Village! See what happens when you're pressured into producing twist, after twist, after twist?! What were they thinking with that Adrian Brody character? And was Brendan Gleeson's character sneaking out for fast food? PLUS: The gang pitches what this film should've been and urges M. Night to write and direct it! The Village stars Sigourney Weaver, William Hurt, Joaquin Phoenix, Bryce Dellas Howard, Adrien Brody, Brendan Gleeson, Cherry Jones, Celia Weston, John Christopher Jones, Frank Collison, Jayne Atkinson, Judy Greer, Fran Kranz, Michael Pitt, and Jesse Eisenberg; directed by M. Night Shyamalan. Catch WHM on tour this fall! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
20 Jul 2021
1 HR 44 MINS
1:44:30
20 Jul 2021
Episode 558 - Turner & Hooch
On this episode, the gang talks about the sick, twisted, cop-partners-with-a-dog comedy, Turner & Hooch! How buff is Tom Hanks in those speedos? Wasn't everybody just a little okay with the old man being murdered? And how dare they cut out Reginald VelJohnson for most of the third act! PLUS: Just how many collies were they going through per season on those old Lassie shows? Turner & Hooch stars Tom Hanks, Beasely the Dog, Mare Winningham, Craig T. Nelson, J. C. Quinn, John McIntire, and the great Reginald Veljohnson as David Sutton; directed by Roger Spottiswoode. Catch WHM on tour this fall! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
13 Jul 2021
1 HR 48 MINS
1:48:34
13 Jul 2021
Episode 557 - Iron Man 2
This week on We Hate Movies, the gang is chatting about the total snore sequel, Iron Man 2! Why couldn't they open the film with an Iron Man-related adventure? Why didn't they find a better, less shoe-horned way to introduce Fury and Romanov? And why did they deliver two underdeveloped villains instead of one actually developed character to go up against Stark? PLUS: The screenplay is loaded with jokes, including one written especially for bitter divorced dads! Iron Man 2 stars Robert Downey Jr., Mickey Rourke, Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Scarlett Johansson, Sam Rockwell, Samuel L. Jackson, Clark Gregg, John Slattery, Paul Bettany, Kate Mara, Leslie Bibb, Jon Favreau, and the great Gary Shandling; directed by Jon Favreau. Catch WHM on tour this fall! WHM Merch Store Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06 Jul 2021
2 HR 09 MINS
2:09:34
06 Jul 2021