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We Hate Movies podcast

We Hate Movies

Since 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.

Since 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.

 

#884

S14 Ep699: Exorcist: The Beginning

“If it’s Exorcist: The Beginning… let’s get some background on Pazuzu! What’s he up to? What was his deal?” - Steve  On this episode, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular continues with a convo about the stunningly terrible prequel Exorcist: The Beginning! How bad are all these CGI landscapes? Why did they think an Exorcist film needed so many extreme gore-hound moments? Was that side-boob necessary? And really, Morgan Creek should have let Schrader finish his film with an appropriate budget and called it a day! PLUS: Your ears are not ready for the “Tubular Bells” knock-off at the end…  Exorcist: The Beginning stars Stellan Skarsgård, Izabella Scorpio, James D’Arcy, Remy Sweeney, Julian Wadham, Andrew French, Ralph Brown, Ben Cross, Alan Ford, Eddie Osei, and David Bradley as Father Gionetti; directed by Renny Harlin. [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, ] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ‘ [Jack Kirby] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ’ [, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) Today’s episode is brought to you in part by Nutrisense! To start decoding your body's messages and pave the way for a healthier life, visit  NUTRISENSE DOT COM SLASH WHM and get $30 off your first month and one month of board certified nutritionist support as well. When they ask how you learned about Nutrisense make sure to tell them it was the We Hate Movies podcast! ... Read more

24 hrs Ago

1 HR 57 MINS

1:57:56

24 hrs Ago


#883

S14: On-Screen Live 9.26.23 New York Film Festival Coverage, Stop Making Sense, Expend4bles, & more!

On this week's edition of On-Screen Live, the guys are going over the weekend box office—did Sly and the gang make a dent in the numbers (nope!)? We're also chatting about A24's Stop Making Sense restoration, The Expend4bles, and reporting in from the 61st New York Film Festival with coverage of Andrew Haigh's All of Us Strangers, Justine Triet's Anatomy of a Fall, Pedro Almodóvar's Strange Way of Life, Jonathan Glazer's The Zone of Interest, and more! [This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! ] (http://www.youtube.com/wehatemovies) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month—with the all-new AD-FREE We Hate Movies starting at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, Forrest the Universal Soldier, and 'Jack Kirby' designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

29 Sep 2023

1 HR 13 MINS

1:13:24

29 Sep 2023


#882

S14 Ep698: Saw V

“We’ve got like, probably, 78 minutes of [new] footage here…” - Steve  On this episode, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular starts a few weeks early as the guys chat about franchise-low, Saw V! Holy hell, how is anyone following this story? Are we supposed to be intrigued by the mystery surrounding that building fire? Does the movie even care about the virtually anonymous characters involved in this film’s Game? Why couldn’t we get a little more Jillsaw here? And can we please take these goddamn movies outside for two minutes of sunlight? PLUS: Introducing horror’s latest serial murderer, Dogsaw!   Saw V stars Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Paterson, Betsy Russell, Julie Benz, Meagan Good, Mark Rolston, Carlo Rota, Greg Bryk, Laurą Gordon, Joris Jarsky, Mike Butters, and Al Sapienza as the Chief of Police; directed by David Hackl. [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, ] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ‘ [Jack Kirby] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ’ [, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) Today’s episode is brought to you in part by James Allen Diamonds! Get 25% off your order when you go to JAMES ALLEN dot com and use code WHM! Today’s episode is also brought to you in part by Nutrisense! To start decoding your body's messages and pave the way for a healthier life, visit  NUTRISENSE DOT COM SLASH WHM and get $30 off your first month and one month of board certified nutritionist support. When they ask how you learned about Nutrisense make sure to tell them it was the We Hate Movies podcast! ... Read more

26 Sep 2023

1 HR 48 MINS

1:48:57

26 Sep 2023


#881

S14: On-Screen Live 9.18.23 A Haunting in Venice, Aquaman 2 Trailer Reaction, the Weekend Box Office...

On this week's On-Screen Live, the guys are reacting to trailers for Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom, The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar, and the Frasier reboot; looking at the weekend box office, discussing A Haunting in Venice and Liam Neeson in Retribution, and more! ... Read more

20 Sep 2023

1 HR 05 MINS

1:05:47

20 Sep 2023


#880

S14 Ep697: The Expendables 3

“How is adding Kelsey Grammer to this a thing at all?” - Eric On this week’s episode, the guys are dodging CGI explosions left and right as they talk about the total wet fart of an action film, The Expendables 3! Why couldn’t they budget for some actual explosions? Why didn’t this wind up being more of a Wesley Snipes movie? Why did the writers think this movie needed all the Expendables Jr. characters? And what on EARTH were they thinking with this PG-13 rating? PLUS: Sly puts out an album full of t.v. theme song covers!  The Expendables 3 stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Harrison Ford, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Kelsey Grammer, Glen Powell, Antonio Banderas, Victor Ortiz, Ronda Rousey, Kellan Lutz, Jet Li, Robert Davi, and the great Wesley Snipes as Doc; directed by Patrick Hughes.  [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, ] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ‘ [Jack Kirby] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ’ [, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

19 Sep 2023

1 HR 59 MINS

1:59:29

19 Sep 2023


#879

S14 Ep696: W❤️M - Blade (PREVIEW)

On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about the incredible Marvel movie, Blade! How absolutely magnificent is Wesley as Blade? Isn’t it great watching a movie for adults? Are there better title cards in a Marvel film? How bad-ass is Kris Kristofferson in this? And can anyone hold back the—look out, day-walker, this episode is for subscribers only! [To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content, including the new ad-free We Hate Movies option, subscribe to our Patreon today and get hip to our family of shows including: We ❤️ Movies, Star Wars: A Gleep Glossary, The Nexus (our Star Trek re-cap show), Once In A Lifetime (covering Lifetime and Lifetime-esque movies), MELR0210 (covering Beverly Hills, 90210 and Melrose Place), and even syncable commentaries! ] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ... Read more

14 Sep 2023

10 MINS

10:49

14 Sep 2023


#878

S14: On-Screen Live 9.11.23 Telemarketers, TMNT: Mutant Mayhem, the Weekend Box Office & more!

On the season premiere of On-Screen Live, the guys are back and better than ever to chat about the weekend box office, react to the trailer for David Fincher's The Killer, and discuss some of their memorable watches of the summer, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, The Last Voyage of the Demeter, and the amazing Telemarketers! [This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! ] (http://www.youtube.com/wehatemovies) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month—with the all-new AD-FREE We Hate Movies starting at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, Forrest the Universal Soldier, and 'Jack Kirby' designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

13 Sep 2023

1 HR 01 MINS

1:01:32

13 Sep 2023


#877

S14 Ep695: The Faculty

On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the Robert Rodriguez sci-fi teen horror film, The Faculty! Has another movie ever done so little with such a solid cast? Are there too many characters in this movie? Shouldn’t they just have done all practical effects instead of this horrendous CGI? Is this the biggest chicken shit ending of the 1990s? And why in the world did they release this movie on Christmas Day? PLUS: The season 14 debut of the VHS Trailer Game!  The Faculty stars Josh Hartnett, Jordana Brewster, Elijah Wood, Clea Duvall, Laura Harris, Shawn Hatosy, Salma Hayek, Famke Janssen, Piper Laurie, Christopher McDonald, Bebe Neuwirth, Robert Patrick, Usher, Daniel von Bargen, and Jon Stewart as Professor Edward Furlong; directed by Robert Rodriguez. [Today's episode is sponsored by Microdose THC Gummies. Microdose is available nationwide. To learn more about microdosing THC, go to microdose dot com and use code: WHM to get free shipping & 30% off your first order.] (http://www.microdose.com) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, Jack Kirby, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

12 Sep 2023

2 HR 16 MINS

2:16:56

12 Sep 2023


#876

S14 Ep694: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace REDUX

On the season 14 premiere of We Hate Movies, VHS Trailer Game champion, Eric Szyszka demands the guys go back and re-do an episode on the much maligned (and unfairly so?) prequel that started it all, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace! How on Earth did the producers let Lucas get away with these abhorrent Trade Federation characters? What was with the awful Gungan speech pattern? Why did they have to make Anakin the product of Immaculate Conception? And wasn’t this movie better with the puppet Yoda? PLUS: Cliegg Lars contracts a nasty Hutt STD!  Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace stars Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Jake Lloyd, Ian McDiarmid, Hugh Quarshie, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Frank Oz, Terence Stamp, Ray Park, Oliver Ford Davies, Brian Blessed, and Ahmed Best as Jar Jar Binks; directed by George Lucas.  [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, Jack Kirby, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

05 Sep 2023

2 HR 34 MINS

2:34:42

05 Sep 2023


#875

S13: WHM Mail Bag: Flying with Dr. Beck, Nathan Lane's Brother, Dudes Who Ruin "Oppenheimer" & More!

On this edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the guys are making some major announcements ahead of season 14, answering some Qs from the audience, and reading some wild letters involving meeting Eric Roberts on an airplane, a giant woman and her pervert doctor, Nathan Lane’s brother becoming an outrageous high school principal, and one huge loser who ruined a Chicago screening of Oppenheimer!  Want your wild stories read on the air? Have a question for the guys? Then write into the Mail Bag: [weallhatemovies@gmail.com] (mailto:weallhatemovies@gmail.com) ! The frequency of Mail Bag episodes is based on the amount of rad letters we get in, so don’t wait! If you’ve got a letter you’ve been on the fence about sending, seize the day and write us!  [Want more WHM, including the brand-new Ad-Free cuts of WHM Prime episodes? Then join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month! The Ad-Free WHM Prime episodes will start on September 5 (at the $8 level & up), so it’s the perfect time to join!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

31 Aug 2023

1 HR 22 MINS

1:22:48

31 Aug 2023


#874

S13 Ep693: Universal Soldier (Live in Phoenix)

Recorded 11.17.22 at CB Live in Phoenix, AZ On the final Summer Break episode of the year, the guys were live in Phoenix to chat about the grenade-throwing action spectacular, Universal Soldier! What was the squib budget on this fantastic picture? What’s the smell situation with these undead soldiers? Would the UniSol program have been popular with the U.S. public like the Ghostbusters? Why did this movie never decide whether these guys were zombies or robots? And do these modified soldiers have grenades where their genitals should be? PLUS: The IN-STUDIO finale of this season’s VHS Trailer Game!  Universal Soldier stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Ally Walker, Ed O’Ross, Leon Rippy, Ralf Moeller, ‘Tiny’ Lister Jr., Rance Howard, and Jerry Orbach as Dr. Christopher Gregor; directed by Roland Emmerich. [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month! We’ll be releasing new Patreon content all throughout August, so it’s the perfect time to join!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

29 Aug 2023

1 HR 57 MINS

1:57:50

29 Aug 2023


#873

S13 Ep692: WarGames (Live in Denver)

Recorded 11.14.22 at Comedy Works in Denver, CO On this week’s Summer Break ‘sode, the guys were live in the Mile High City to chat about the world-ending teen comedy, WarGames! How oblivious is Matthew Broderick’s character to his lady friend’s advances? How embarrassing is this incident for the U.S. Military? Does NORAD give tours, even during times of crisis? And was John Lennon ever actually considered for the role of Professor Falken? PLUS: A lengthy discussion about Matthew Broderick’s nipples. WarGames stars Matthew Broderick, Ally Sheedy, Dabney Coleman, Barry Corbin, James Tolkan, John Spencer, Michael Madsen, and John Wood as Professor Falken; directed by John Badham. [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month! We’ll be releasing new Patreon content all throughout August, so it’s the perfect time to join!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) [Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

22 Aug 2023

1 HR 56 MINS

1:56:41

22 Aug 2023


#872

S13: The Nexus #84 - "The Best of Both Worlds" (Parts 1 & 2) PREVIEW

On this month's very special edition of our Star Trek re-cap show The Nexus, the gang is talking about TNG's "The Best of Both Worlds" parts 1 & 2! The first part aired June 16, 1990 as the finale of the third season, and the season four premiere, part two, aired September 22, 1990. This is of course the fabulous in-series, movie-feeling two-parter where Picard is captured and assimilated by the Borg! How much does Riker super-hate that—HALT! Attempting to listen to this episode while not subscribed is futile! If you're a Star Trek or sci-fi fan and you're not yet hip to The Nexus, give this free preview clip a listen and see what you think!   [To access the full show, along with countless hours of exclusive WHM-related content you can't get anywhere else, including shows like Animation Damnation, Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story, and more, join the WHM Collective and subscribe to our Patreon!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies)   [Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

18 Aug 2023

12 MINS

12:50

18 Aug 2023


#871

S13 Ep691: The Birdcage W❤️M (Live in New Brunswick, NJ)

Recorded 6.15.23 at the State Theatre NJ in New Brunswick, NJ On this week’s Summer Break episode, the gang was in Jersey doing the first-ever official W❤️M live episode on Mike Nichol’s The Birdcage! How incredible are Williams and Lane in this? Did any of us actually sign on to look at Hank Azaria’s feet this much? And who knew Mike Nichols had such Sam Kinison-esque anger issues? PLUS: Flip flops to a funeral, Chris? Well, maybe Jimmy Buffet’s… The Birdcage stars Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Gene Hackman, Dianne Wiest, Dan Futterman, Calista Flockheart, Hank Azaria, and Christine Baranski as Katharine Archer; directed by Mike Nichols. [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $3 a month!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at <a href="http://betterhelp.com/"> [betterhelp.com/whm] (http://betterhelp.com/whm) </a> and get on your way to being your best self. [Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

15 Aug 2023

2 HR 03 MINS

2:03:06

15 Aug 2023


#870

S13 Ep690: Fatal Attraction (Live in SLC)

Recorded 11.15.22 at Wiseguys in Salt Lake City, UT On the second Summer Break episode of August, the guys are live in SLC chatting about the outrageous erotic thriller, Fatal Attraction! What’s with Michael Douglas’s character feeding his dog spaghetti with meat sauce? Why couldn’t they put a little paranormal stuff in this movie? Has dishwater ever been sexy? And is Dan Gallagher the dumbest philanderer in film history? PLUS: A phone company operator gets nashty on the phone with Glenn Close! Fatal Attraction stars Michael Douglas, Glenn Close, Anne Archer, Stuart Pankin, Ellen Foley, Lois Smith, and Fred Gwynne as Arthur; directed by Adrian Lyne. [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month! We’ll be releasing new Patreon content all throughout August, so it’s the perfect time to join!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) [Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

08 Aug 2023

1 HR 42 MINS

1:42:31

08 Aug 2023


#869

S13 Ep689: W❤️M - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) (PREVIEW)

On this month’s W❤️M, it’s the long-awaited discussion about the fantastic comic book adaptation, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! How incredibly gross is this movie? Aren’t the Henson puppets amazing? What is Shredder’s ultimate end game here? Do the turtles live next door to any—WHOA, DUDE! This episode is totally for our radical subscribers only!  [To access the full show, subscriber to our Patreon today! Instantly unlock the rest of this episode along with countless hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

03 Aug 2023

12 MINS

12:05

03 Aug 2023


#868

S13 Ep688: Twins (Live in Los Angeles)

Recorded 5.22.23 at the world-famous Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles, CA On the first Summer Break episode of the season, the guys are live in Los Angeles tackling the outrageous Ivan Reitman comedy, Twins! Why is it that Arnold’s character knows a ton of science-related facts, but has no idea what a phone or seatbelt is? Did they really have to go that hard on Danny in the screenplay? And what is with that Fast & Furious-esque third act? PLUS: The guys wear flammable shirts live on stage! Twins stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Kelly Preston, Chloe Webb, Bonnie Bartlett, David Caruso, Tony Jay, Nehemiah Persoff, Maury Chaykin, and Trey Wilson as Beetroot McKinley; directed by Ivan Reitman. [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month! We’ll be releasing new Patreon content all throughout August, so it’s the perfect time to join!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at <a href="http://betterhelp.com/"> [betterhelp.com/whm] (http://betterhelp.com/whm) </a> and get on your way to being your best self. [Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

01 Aug 2023

1 HR 39 MINS

1:39:34

01 Aug 2023


#867

S13: On-Screen Live 7.24.23 Barbie & Oppenheimer reviews, The Marvels trailer reaction & more!

On the final On-Screen Live before our summer hiatus, we're giving our reviews of Greta Gerwig’s Barbie and Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer, analyzing the weekend box office, reacting to the new trailers for Alexander Payne’s, The Holdovers and Nia DaCosta’s The Marvels, going over the record-setting weekend box office, and more! On-Screen Live will return in September! Thanks so much for tuning in for this first run of episodes! [This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!] (http://www.youtube.com/wehatemovies) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) [Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

26 Jul 2023

1 HR 15 MINS

1:15:31

26 Jul 2023


#866

S13 Ep687: The Postman

On this episode, it’s the season 13 finale as the guys finally get around to one of the most infamous flops of all time, The Postman! Why couldn’t Costner see that this needed to be cut down? Did he have any moment where he considered not playing the main character while also directing? And how many times are people screaming “Postman!” In this movie? PLUS: The guys consider celebrity prize fighting! The Postman stars Kevin Costner, all his children, Olivia Williams, Larenz Tate, Will Paton, James Russo, Daniel von Bargen, Giovanni Ribisi, Roberta Maxwell, Joe Santos, Peggy Lipton, Brian Anthony Wilson, and Tom Petty as… Himself? Directed by Kevin Costner. [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month! We’ll be releasing new Patreon content all throughout August, so it’s the perfect time to join!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) [Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

25 Jul 2023

2 HR 18 MINS

2:18:29

25 Jul 2023


#865

S13: On-Screen Live 7.17.23 Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1, Ahsoka trailer reactions & ...

On this On-Screen Live, the guys are going over the weekend box office, chatting about Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1, reacting to trailers for Wonka and Ahsoka, and covering a couple Secret Movies™️ including the Christian possession horror, Nefarious! [This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!] (http://www.youtube.com/wehatemovies) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $2 a month!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) [Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

19 Jul 2023

1 HR 00 MINS

1:00:08

19 Jul 2023


#864

S13 Ep686: American Pie 2 (with Angelica Jade Bastién)

On this week’s show, it’s the penultimate episode of the season as the guys welcome back friend of the show and Vulture writer, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the abysmal teen sex comedy sequel, American Pie 2! Does this movie qualify as a Boob Comedy? Are these guys even friends who still like each other? And shouldn’t some of these characters been written out for the sequel? PLUS: Doctor Strange casts a spell to try and shave 30 minutes off this movie! American Pie 2 stars Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Seann William Scott, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Natasha Lyonne, Tara Reid, Mena Suvari, Chris Owen, Eugene Levy, John Cho, Shannon Elizabeth, and Jennifer Coolidge as Stifler’s Mom; directed by J.B. Rogers. [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $3 a month!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at <a href="http://betterhelp.com/"> [betterhelp.com/whm] (http://betterhelp.com/whm) </a> and get on your way to being your best self. [Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

18 Jul 2023

2 HR 19 MINS

2:19:00

18 Jul 2023


#863

S13: On-Screen Live 7.10.23 Insidious: The Red Door, Jackman's Yellow Wolverine Costume, Killers of ...

On this On-Screen Live, the guys are chatting about Insidious: The Red Door, addressing Hugh Jackman's Yellow Wolverine costuming in Deadpool 3, reacting to the second Dune: Part Two and full Killers of the Flower Moon & Napoleon trailers, checking the weekend box office & more! [This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us!] (http://www.youtube.com/wehatemovies) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $3 a month!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) [Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

12 Jul 2023

1 HR 05 MINS

1:05:25

12 Jul 2023


#862

S13 Ep685: Mission: Impossible II

On this week’s show, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with the gang chatting about the fun studio chop job, Mission: Impossible II! Will the Woo Cut ever see the light of day? How incredible is the spectacle level jump from the last movie to this one? And why couldn’t they cast a few more… memorable actors for some of these supporting roles? PLUS: If Tom Holland starred in a Ronin remake, would you watch? Mission: Impossible II stars Tom Cruise, Thandiwe Newton, Dougray Scott, Ving Rhames, Richard Roxburgh, John Polson, Rade Serbedzija, William Mapother, Brendan Gleeson, and Anthony Hopkins as Mission Commander Swanbeck; directed by John Woo. [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, starting as low as $3 a month!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Be sure to get in early and get your tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Skeleton Juice, Spring Tour 2023, KONG & DILF Den designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) [Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

11 Jul 2023

2 HR 15 MINS

2:15:11

11 Jul 2023


#861

S13 Ep684: W❤️M - Mission: Impossible (PREVIEW)

On this month’s W❤️M episode, the gang chats about the incredible espionage action flick that started it all, Brian De Palma’s Mission: Impossible! How many members of the original TV cast either walked out of or outright refused to see this movie due to brand loyalty? How great are all these practical make-up disguises for Cruise? And is George Lucas responsible for—hey now! This episode is for authorized personnel only, Ethan! [Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to access the full show by subscribing to our Patreon! Instantly unlock this W❤️M ep along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies)   [Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

06 Jul 2023

05 MINS

05:58

06 Jul 2023