We Hate Movies podcast

We Hate Movies

Since 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.

Since 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.

 

#924

S14 Ep725: Leprechaun 3 (with Dead Meat's James A. Janisse & Chelsea Rebecca)

“I think Vegas is the place where you also go to bury your mistakes and make new ones…” - Chris  On this week’s episode, we welcome back our Dead Meat buds, James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca, to talk about the completely entertaining, direct-to-video horror sequel, Leprechaun 3! How amazingly does the Leprechaun fit right in when he gets to Las Vegas? How hysterically naive is this Scott fella when playing in the casino? Why does the Big Boss at this casino have his big, fancy, Boss Suite… on the third floor? And why does it take the Leprechaun so long to kill that pawn shop owner? PLUS: Where can we get a copy of this amazing folklore encyclopedia CD-ROM? Leprechaun 3 stars Warwick Davis, John Gatins, Lee Armstrong, John DeMita, Michael Callan, Marcelo Tubert, and Caroline Williams as Loretta; directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith. [Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, gang! We’ll be hitting Atlanta, Houston and Austin and we wanna see you come out! Head over to our tour page and get them tix! In Atlanta we’re talking about Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston is a W❤️M on Robocop 2, and in Austin we’re doing another W❤️M celebrating the great Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Till Dawn!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/tour) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

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#923

S14: On-Screen Live 2.19.24 Madame Web review, X-Men '97 trailer reaction, the 2024 Listener Request...

On this week's OSL, we're going over the weekend numbers (will One Love conquer all, or will Jesus himself interfere?), reviewing the film America was begging for, Madame Web, reacting to the rad trailer for X-Men '97, and holding the LIVE DRAWING for the 2024 Listener Request Month titles!  On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our [YouTube] (https://www.youtube.com/@WeHateMovies) and [Twitch] (https://www.twitch.tv/wehatemovies) channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent! [Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Ticketing information available on our website!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/) ... Read more

21 Feb 2024

1 HR 06 MINS

1:06:25

21 Feb 2024


#922

S14 Ep724: Safe House (1998)

“I think the beauty of [this movie], if there is, is that Patrick Stewart gets to act like a child through most of this! - Chris  On this week’s episode, this one’s a long-time coming as we finally chat about the ridiculous Patrick Stewart made-for-Showtime thriller, Safe House! What’s with this abhorrent Pool Man character and the impressions? How hilarious is it that the so-called villain’s name is pronounced like, “Michael Moore”? How many times has Patrick Stewart’s character almost been sued by maids and groundskeepers for all the ‘drills’ he runs around them? And why couldn’t we get a little more Hector Elizondo in this movie? PLUS: John Wayne tries to order lunch at a Wendy’s!  Safe House stars Patrick Stewart, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Hector Elizondo, Joy Kilpatrick, and Craig Shoemaker as Stuart; directed by Eric Steven Stahl. [This episode is sponsored in part by MeUndies! Good things come in big packages at MeUndies. Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping, at MeUndies dot com slash whm. That’s Me Undies dot com slash whm for 20% off, plus free shipping. MeUndies—comfort from the outside in.] (http://www.meundies.com/whm) [This ep is also brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That’s RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.] (http://www.rocketmoney.com/whm) [Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, gang! We’ll be hitting Atlanta, Houston and Austin and we wanna see you come out! Head over to our tour page and get them tix! In Atlanta we’re talking about Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston is a W❤️M on Robocop 2, and in Austin we’re doing another W❤️M celebrating the great Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Till Dawn!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/tour) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

20 Feb 2024

1 HR 57 MINS

1:57:56

20 Feb 2024


#921

S14: On-Screen Live 2.12.24 Super Bowl Trailer Reactions, Feud: Capote vs. The Swans Review & more!

On this week's OSL, we're taking a look at the dreadful Super Bowl-weekend box office, reacting to a bevy of Big Game trailers including Twisters, Deadpool & Wolverine, and Despicable Me 4; and giving our thoughts so far on the FX series, Feud: Capote vs. The Swans! On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our [YouTube] (https://www.youtube.com/@WeHateMovies) and [Twitch] (https://www.twitch.tv/wehatemovies) channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent! [Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Ticketing information available on our website!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/) ... Read more

14 Feb 2024

1 HR 01 MINS

1:01:19

14 Feb 2024


#920

S14 Ep723: Notting Hill

“This [movie] is as important to the Special Relationship as anything that ever happened in the 90s” - Chris On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about one of the most financially successful but also grating and poorly-edited rom-coms of all time, Notting Hill! How is Hugh Grant keeping this travel bookstore in business? Was anyone gonna buy that cool Beavis and Butt-head stained glass window? Why is Jules acting so tired and bored in this one? And how did they let the final edit come out this shoddy? PLUS: Steve gives a British door update! Notting Hill stars Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant, James Dreyfus, Gina McKee, Tim McInnerny, Emma Chambers, Hugh Bonneville, Emily Mortimer, Clarke Peters, Mischa Barton, and Rhys Ifans as Spike; directed by Roger Michell. <a href="http://www.seed.com/whm">This episode is brought to you in part by Seed! Trust your gut with Seed’s DS-01® Daily Synbiotic. Go to [Seed.com/whm] (http://Seed.com/whm) and use code 25WHM to get 25% off your first month. That’s 25% off your first month of Seed’s DS-01® Daily Synbiotic at Seed dot com slash whm, code 25WHM.</a>  [This ep is also brought to you in part by Factor! Head to FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 and use code whm50 to get 50% off. That’s code whm50 at FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 to get 50% off!] (http://www.factormeals.com/whm50) [Be sure to catch us on tour this spring, gang! We’ll be hitting Atlanta, Houston and Austin and we wanna see you come out! Head over to our tour page and get them tix! In Atlanta we’re talking about Gerard Butler in Gamer, Houston is a W❤️M on Robocop 2, and in Austin we’re doing another W❤️M celebrating the great Robert Rodriguez movie, From Dusk Till Dawn!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/tour) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Time Runner, Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

13 Feb 2024

2 HR 09 MINS

2:09:56

13 Feb 2024


#919

S14: On-Screen Live 2.05.24 The Promised Land Review, Monkey Man Trailer Reactions & More!

On this week's OSL, we're going over the weekend box office, sorry, Argylle, no trilogy for you; reviewing the Danish western, The Promised Land, starring Mads Mikkelsen; reacting to trailers for Dev Patel's wild-looking revenge thriller, Monkey Man and Guy Ritchie's WWII-era action romp, The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare; and revealing the titles we'll be chatting about on our upcoming spring tour dates! On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our [YouTube] (https://www.youtube.com/@WeHateMovies) and [Twitch] (https://www.twitch.tv/wehatemovies) channels, so subscribe to the show on whichever platform you frequent! [And remember you have from now through the end of the day this Thursday, February 8, to catch the replay of our digital show on The Flash, including the After Party Q&A! Don't miss out, snag them tix!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Catch us on tour this spring in Atlanta, Houston and Austin! Ticketing information available on our website!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com) ... Read more

07 Feb 2024

1 HR 00 MINS

1:00:52

07 Feb 2024


#918

S14 Ep722: Blast from the Past

“Now here’s my question: bellhops at a Holiday Inn?” — Andrew On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the goofy sci-fi rom-com that should’ve been made as an eerie sci-fi thriller, Blast from the Past! Shouldn’t Christopher Walken’s character be brought up on charges? How has Brendan Fraser’s character not grown into a big, hulking baby psycho? Why do Fraser and Dave Foley both have terribly dyed jet-black hair in this movie? And could we just get a weird little movie about Joey Slotnick’s dive bar? PLUS: The return of the VHS Trailer Game!  Blast from the Past stars Brendan Fraser, Alicia Silverstone, Christopher Walken, Sissy Spacek, Dave Foley, Joey Slotnick, and Nathan Fillion as Cliff; directed by Hugh Wilson. <a href="http://www.microdose.com">Today's episode is brought to you in party by Microdose Gummies! Get 30% off your first order, plus free shipping today at [Microdose.com] (http://Microdose.com) , promo code WHM. It’s available nationwide. That’s [Microdose.com] (http://Microdose.com) , promo code WHM, for 30% off and free shipping. [Microdose.com] (http://Microdose.com) , promo code WHM.</a> [If you haven’t yet checked out our digital show on THE FLASH from last week, you have until Thursday, February 8th to catch that replay! MOMENT DOT CO SLASH WE HATE MOVIES for tickets, gang! Don’t miss out!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Catch us on the road this spring as we take a trek through the American South! We’re hitting Atlanta for the first time in SEVEN YEARS, Houston for the FIRST TIME EVER (!!!) and Austin for the first time in SIX YEARS, and we wanna see you out there! Head to our website for all ticketing information and come out to these spring shows!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/tour) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies needs! Including new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

06 Feb 2024

1 HR 57 MINS

1:57:47

06 Feb 2024


#917

S14 Ep721: Dune (1984, W❤️M, PREVIEW)

On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about the under-seen, under-appreciated David Lynch-directed sci-fi adventure, Dune! What are the odds Lynch and the production were in deep to the mafia on this one? Were movie theaters really handing out tiny—whoa there, young pup! This episode is for subscribers only! [To access our full episode on David Lynch's Dune, along with a Sardaukar army's worth of exclusive bonus shows you cannot get anywhere else, subscribe to our Patreon today. Instantly unlock this ep, along with our vast library of shows!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies)   ... Read more

02 Feb 2024

04 MINS

04:55

02 Feb 2024


#916

S14: On-Screen Live 1.29.24 Sundance 2024, Doug Liman's Road House Debacle, Our Night Swim Review & ...

This week on OSL, we're checking in on a few films from this year's Sundance Film Festival, including Kneecap, Dìdi, and Skywalkers: A Love Story; reviewing the now-streaming haunted pool film, Night Swim; reacting to the trailer for the new Road House motion picture, along with the headache that Doug Liman is getting from Amazon over it; analyzing the weekend box office, paltry as it is; and taking a look at a pretty terrible Secret Movie™️ directed by Gunner himself, Dolph Lundgren! On-Screen Live airs Mondays @ noon/EST on our [YouTube] (https://www.youtube.com/@WeHateMovies) and [Twitch] (https://www.twitch.tv/wehatemovies) channels, so subscribe to the show on both! [Be sure to catch us TOMORROW NIGHT, February 1 at 9pm/est when we chat about The Flash LIVE! Get your tickets now! The show's got a 7-day replay window if you can't watch the night-of!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) And remember, if you're downloading this episode on the day it's released, January 31st, 2024, that means you have until 11:59pm/EST TONIGHT to get your Listener Request Month calls in, as well as any Patreon request emails you might be sending. Don't hesitate, or you'll have to wait a whole year to try and request something again! Dial 1-833-WHM-GANG for We Hate Movies requests, and write to whmrequests@gmail.com for Patreon requests! This March, you tell us what to watch! ... Read more

31 Jan 2024

1 HR 05 MINS

1:05:54

31 Jan 2024


#915

S14 Ep720: Saw X

“Poor Beethoven and Droopy are never gonna get high again!” - Chris, on the crooked veterinarian in this movie On this week’s episode, we’re ending our survey of some of last year’s biggest stinkers with a real wild one on the [EDITOR’S NOTE: Not too terrible! - Andrew] ninth sequel in this most miserable film franchise, Saw X! How fun is it to see John Kramer actually walking around the room while his traps are being executed? How is no one noticing Amanda running through that dance club with the Pig Mask get-up on? Who signs their last will and testament at a blustery, outside cafe? How funny is it to have Jigsaw shopping at a crummy liquor store? And how many sequels can they squeeze in between all these other sequels? PLUS: Jigsaw gives Letterboxd his Top Four! Saw X stars Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Synnøve Macody Lund, Renata Vaca, Joshua Okamoto, Octavio Hinojosa, Paulette Hernandez, Jorge Briseño, Costas Mandylor, Michael Beach, and Steven Brand as Parker Sears; directed by Kevin Greutert. [This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That's RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM!] (http://www.rocketmoney.com/whm) [Be sure to catch us THIS THURSDAY, February 1, at 9pm/est as we chat LIVE about THE FLASH! We’ll also be doing a post-show hang where we’ll be answering audience questions live! Can’t make the show this Thursday night? We got you covered! Show will be available for a full SEVEN DAYS after the broadcast!] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [We’re gonna be heading south this spring, gang! Catch us in Atlanta, Houston and Austin in just a few months! Click through here and snag your tix now! It’s our first time in ATL in SEVEN years, first time in SIX years for Austin, and our FIRST TIME EVER in Houston! We def wanna make a splash, so come on through—we wanna see you there!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/tour) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies needs! Including new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

30 Jan 2024

2 HR 12 MINS

2:12:52

30 Jan 2024


#914

S14: On-Screen Live 1.22.24 The Beekeeper, ISS & True Detective Reviews, the Weekend Box Office & mo...

On the winter premiere of OSL, we're looking over the weekend box office numbers to see how the January drought is doing this year, reviewing Statham in The Beekeeper, along with the new sci-fi paranoid thriller, I.S.S., chatting about the first two episodes of the all-new True Detective: Night Country, and whole-heartedly recommending picking up the 4K blu-ray set of the Criterion Collection's release of Satyajit Ray's Apu Trilogy! [Be sure to stay up to date on new tour dates being announced. Head to our tour page now and catch up on info about our next worldwide digital experience on THE FLASH, along with upcoming dates in ATL, HOU & ATX!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/tour) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies needs! Including new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

24 Jan 2024

1 HR 02 MINS

1:02:56

24 Jan 2024


#913

S14 Ep719: Expend4bles

“Kill any of these people! Is it possible for any of them to die?” - Steve on the titular Expendables On this week’s episode, after we figure out how to pronounce the title, we’re chatting about the fourth, and likely final, film in the franchise, Expend4bles! Is it time to wrap up the franchise when the casting ‘gets’ keep getting smaller and smaller? Why can’t Jason Statham and Tony Jaa get some buddy action film instead? Why did the film team rely on so much wretched CGI? And how are we rooting for Sly’s character after he straight-up murders a (more or less) innocent man? PLUS: Larry the Cable joins the next Expendables line-up! Expend4bles stars Jason Statham, Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson, Megan Fox, Dolph Lundgren, Tony Jaa, Eko Uwais, Andy Garcia, Randy Couture, Jacob Scipio, Levy Tran, Lucy Newman-Williams, and Sylvester Stallone as Barney; directed by Scott Waugh. [This episode is brought to you in part by MeUndies! This Valentine’s Day, give the gift that’ll always have them thinking of you and get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping, at MeUndies dot com slash whm. That’s Me Undies dot com slash whm for 20% off, plus free shipping.] (http://www.meundies.com/whm)   [Be sure to stay up to date on new tour dates being announced. Head to our tour page now and catch up on info about our next worldwide digital experience on THE FLASH, along with upcoming dates in ATL, HOU & ATX!] (http://www.whmpodcast.com/tour) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies needs! Including new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

23 Jan 2024

2 HR 02 MINS

2:02:25

23 Jan 2024


#912

S14 Ep718: The Family Plan

“Is [the ‘prayers up’ thing] still going on? Is he still charging people to pray?” - Steve On this week’s episode, we’re hitting the road with Mark Wahlberg and his fake family in the almost-Secret Movie™️, The Family Plan! How hilarious is it watching Mark get covered in that cherry slushy? Should this gamer kid be throwing up that hand signal? Is the matrimonial magic dead when your anniversary celebration is a rollercoaster ride? And why does this movie consider the city of Buffalo a great place to live, but only if you want to wake up, go to work, then die? PLUS: We give much well-deserved praise for the stunt teams that worked on this movie! The Family Plan stars Mark Wahlberg, Michelle Monaghan, Zoe Colletti, Van Crosby, Maggie Q, Felicia Pearson, Lateef Crowder, Saïd Taghmaoui, and Ciarán Hinds as McCaffrey; directed by Simon Cellan Jones. [This week’s episode is brought to you in part by Factor. Head to FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 and use code whm50 to get 50% off. That’s code whm50 at FACTOR MEALS dot com slash whm50 to get 50% off!] (http://www.factormeals.com/whm50) <a href="http://www.seed.com/whm">This episode is also brought to you by Seed. Listen to your gut with Seed’s DS-01® Daily Synbiotic. Go to [Seed.com/whm] (http://Seed.com/whm) and use code 25WHM to get 25% off your first month. That’s 25% off your first month of Seed’s DS-01® Daily Synbiotic at Seed dot com slash whm, code 25WHM!</a> [Get your tix now for our next online digital experience where we’re talking about, yikes, THE FLASH! We’ll be LIVE on February 1st at 9:00pm to chat about this complete and total disaster! Be sure to bundle your ticket to get access to our post-show AFTER PARTY Q&A as well where we’ll be doing another hour-ish after the show. Can’t make it that night? We got you covered! The show will be available for replay for seven days after the event! ] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [And hey, Atlanta, be sure to come out and bring your whole crew when we visit your amazing city for the first time in SEVEN YEARS! We'll be at City Winery on 4/25 and we're all gonna have a ball. Get them tix!] (https://citywinery.com/atlanta/events/we-hate-movies-podcast-vxstgh?from=https://citywinery.com/atlanta/events?filter=Comedy) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies needs! Including new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

16 Jan 2024

2 HR 07 MINS

2:07:54

16 Jan 2024


#911

S14 Ep717: Oppenheimer (W❤️M, PREVIEW)

“Oppie New Year!” - The Gang On the first We ❤️ Movies episode of 2024, we’re chatting about a real-deal banger, and one-half of last year’s massively successful box office double bill, Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer! How fabulous is this cast? How funny is Oppie’s Batman moment? How wonderful is it to experience all these in-camera practical effects the masterful VFX team created? And couldn’t the U.S. Army have confiscated those—hey now! The rest of this episode requires a higher security clearance! [To access the full ep on Oppie, along with countless hours of exclusive We Hate Movies Universe (WHMU) content you can't get anywhere else, including AD-FREE WHM at the $8 level and up, subscribe to our Patreon today!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ... Read more

11 Jan 2024

11 MINS

11:57

11 Jan 2024


#910

S14 Ep716: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

“If I was Blipped and came back, I’d rather be dead at that point!” - Eric On this episode, we’re doing our best to make our way through what could possibly be the nadir of the MCU, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania! How did they release this thing as-is with all the poorly rendered CGI? Did any of these actors actually want to be in this movie? Were they trying to wedge in a bad TV series with all these Quantum realm rebel characters? And who’s excited for all these Tiny Toon Avengers to get their own movie (probably)? PLUS: Eric gets Pet Sematary’d by The Blip! Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania stars Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jonathan Majors, Kathryn Newton, Bill Murray, Katy O’Brian, William Jackson Harper, David Dastmalchian, and Corey Stoll as M.O.D.O.K. for some reason; directed by Peyton Reed. [This episode is brought to you in part by Rocket Money!  Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. That's RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM!] (http://www.rocketmoney.com/whm) [Get your tix now for our next online digital experience where we’re talking about, yikes, THE FLASH! We’ll be LIVE on February 1st at 9:00pm to chat about this complete and total disaster! Be sure to bundle your ticket to get access to our post-show AFTER PARTY Q&A as well where we’ll be doing another hour-ish after the show. Can’t make it that night? We got you covered! The show will be available for replay for seven days after the event! ] (http://www.moment.co/wehatemovies) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies needs! Including new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

09 Jan 2024

1 HR 59 MINS

1:59:30

09 Jan 2024


#909

S14 Ep715: Hypnotic

“All the Nolans [movies] are present here; I’m surprised no one’s a fucking magician!” - Steve On our first episode of the year, the four of us bend our understanding of reality to chat about a real massive let down, Robert Rodriguez’s Hypnotic! What in the world were they thinking with all these garbage twists? How much exposition can you expect one Dunkin’ Donuts-loving man to drop in a single movie? Does The X-Files’ Chris Carter have a case here? And is the public currently with Ben or did he lose everybody again? PLUS: Alex Jones is being railroaded by Hypnotics!   Hypnotic stars Ben Affleck, William Fichtner, Alice Braga, JD Pardo, Dayo Okeniyi, Jackie Earle Haley, Sandy Avila, and Jeff Fahey as Carl Everett; directed by Robert Rodriguez.  <a href="http://www.microdose.com">Today’s episode is brought to you in part by Microdose Gummies! Get 30% off your first order, plus free shipping today at [Microdose.com] (http://Microdose.com) , promo code WHM. It’s available nationwide. That’s [Microdose.com] (http://Microdose.com) , promo code WHM, for 30% off and free shipping. [Microdose.com] (http://Microdose.com) , promo code WHM.</a> [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies needs! Including new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs! ] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

02 Jan 2024

1 HR 56 MINS

1:56:37

02 Jan 2024


#908

S14 Ep714: Fred Claus

“What I don’t understand, is how he does not have a guest room for people to come visit him!” - Chris on Santa’s lackluster accommodations On our final episode of 2023, we’re racing toward New Year’s to get away from the exhausting, Ghost of Christmas Movies Past that is, Fred Claus! Why did they have Rachel Weisz’s character be a traffic cop? Is Vince’s character seriously trying to open a brand-new OTB in 2007? How did we let a fun Giamatti Santa performance get lost in this dreck? And how unsettling did these elf special effects need to be, my god?! PLUS: How many times does this movie rip off Elf? Try to keep track!  Fred Claus stars Vince Vaughn, Elizabeth Banks, John Michael Higgins, Miranda Richardson, Rachel Weisz, Kathy Bates, Trevor Peacock, Ludacris, Jeremy Swift, Kevin Spacey, and Paul Giamatti as Nick ‘Santa’ Claus; directed by David Dobkin. [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for the holidays! Including new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs! ] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

26 Dec 2023

1 HR 57 MINS

1:57:52

26 Dec 2023


#907

S14 Ep713: Love Actually

“He’s such an idiot for running right into this fucking turbine…” - Eric on Alan Rickman’s character’s adultery On this week’s episode, our mission to bring Holiday Cheer to you and yours is almost completely derailed with a jumbo-sized discussion on the bloated, miserable, obnoxious holiday fave, Love Actually! When is the feature-length Andrew Lincoln stalker film hitting Shudder? Why couldn’t someone tell Richard Curtis to pick less than 8 storylines for one film? Why couldn’t Laura Linney’s character get a happy ending? And how is that little kid getting away with all of this airport shenanigans so soon after 9/11? PLUS: Elton John writes some sausage roll-related Christmas parodies to try and win the Christmas Number Ones contest!  Love Actually stars Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, Hugh Grant, Martine McCutcheon, Liam Neeson, Laura Linney, Rodrigo Santoro, Gregor Fisher, Colin Firth, Kris Marshall, Heike Makatsch, Martin Freeman, Joanna Page, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Andrew Lincoln, Keira Knightley, and Bill Nighy as Billy Mack; directed by Richard Curtis. [Today’s episode is brought to you in part by Hello Fresh! Go to HelloFresh dot com slash WHMFREE and use code WHMFREE for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while your subscription is active. That’s free breakfast for life at HelloFresh dot com slash WHMFREE with code WHMFREE!] (http://www.hellofresh.com/whmfree) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for the holidays! Including new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs! ] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

19 Dec 2023

3 HR 00 MINS

3:00:21

19 Dec 2023


#906

S14 Ep712: Silent Night Deadly Night

“All this, over the treatment of a magic cookie-eater!” - Chris on Santa Claus-related outrage  On this week’s holly-jolly horror-tinged episode, we’re chatting about the totally kick-ass Christmas slasher, Silent Night Deadly Night! Why couldn’t they have bothered to actually name the psychiatric institute in this movie? Were there zero dollars set aside for background extras? How despicable is this Mother Superior? And major LOL to that priest assassination at the end. PLUS: Remember to NEVER stop for a Santa Claus or a Dracula on the side of the road! Silent Night Deadly Night stars Robert Brian Wilson, Lilyan Chauvin, Britt Leach, Toni Nero, Leo Geter, Randy Stumpf, Will Hare, Tara Buckman, Geoff Hansen, and Linnea Quigley as Denise; directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr.  <a href="http://www.seed.com/whm">Today’s episode is brought to you in part by Seed! Listen to your gut with Seed’s DS-01® Daily Synbiotic. Go to [Seed.com/WHM] (http://Seed.com/WHM) and use code 25WHM to get 25% off your first month!</a> [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for the holidays! Including new Polish Decoy, ‘Jack Kirby’, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs! ] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ... Read more

12 Dec 2023

2 HR 03 MINS

2:03:16

12 Dec 2023


#905

S14: On-Screen Live 12.4.23 The Holdovers, Godzilla Minus One, Netflix Christmas Disasters & More!

On this week's show, the guys are chatting about the new monster smash, Godzilla Minus One; the new Alexander Payne/Paul Giamatti jam, The Holdovers; John Woo's (just okay) Hollywood return with Silent Night; a couple of disastrous Netflix Christmas movies including the abhorrent Best. Christmas. Ever!; the in-depth Star Wars Holiday Special documentary, A Disturbance in the Force; and more! [DON’T MISS  OUT! Get tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause TOMORROW NIGHT!! 12/7 at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, ] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ‘ [Jack Kirby] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ’ [, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   ... Read more

06 Dec 2023

1 HR 10 MINS

1:10:35

06 Dec 2023


#904

S14 Ep711: Die Hard 2

“Like most motion pictures, this needed way more Reginald VelJohnson” - Andrew On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the high body count/low IQ, Christmas-set sequel, Die Hard 2! Why couldn’t they have developed a script where now-LAPD detective John McClane has some adventure on the streets of Los Angeles instead of a boring D.C. airport? How amazingly scuzzy and inept is Dennis Franz’s Carmine Lorenzo? Did they really need to go the sequelitis route of just repeating famous beats from the first film? And has there been a better villain introduction than William Sadler’s totally nude Colonel Stuart? PLUS: Dennis Franz storms out of a screening of the film Her! Die Hard 2 stars Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Sadler, Franco Nero, John Amos, Reginald VelJohnson, William Atherton, Art Evans, Fred Thompson, Tom Bower, Sheila McCarthy, and Dennis Franz as Carmine Lorenzo; directed by Renny Harlin. [Snag your tickets and don’t miss us THIS THURSDAY, December 7th, at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, NJ where we’ll be doing a live show all about Tim Allen in The Santa Clause! Don’t hesitate, this is our only NY metro-area show for a spell! ] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Today’s episode is brought to you in part by Factor! Head over to FACTORMEALS DOT COM SLASH WHM50 and use code WHM50 for 50% off!] (http://www.factormeals.com/whm50) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, ] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ‘ [Jack Kirby] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ’ [, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   ... Read more

05 Dec 2023

2 HR 09 MINS

2:09:46

05 Dec 2023


#903

S14: WHM Mail Bag (November 2023)

On the November 2023 edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading some outrageous letters from listeners about things like Crispin Glover freaking out before a film screening, one eager fan of The Hunger Games that absolutely destroyed a movie theater bathroom (and himself in the process), a US naval officer who got mixed up on his way to the toilet during basic training, and one person looking to get justice for Jake Lloyd and his performance in Episode I!  [DON’T MISS  OUT! Get tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza that's happening THIS THURSDAY, December 7th, where we’re talking The Santa Clause at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, New Jersey!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) If you want your wild stories read on the air, or have a burning question for the gang, write into the mail bag: [weallhatemovies@gmail.com] (mailto:weallhatemovies@gmail.com) ! ... Read more

04 Dec 2023

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:49

04 Dec 2023


#902

S14 Ep710: Lethal Weapon (W❤️M) (PREVIEW)

“Just imagine like, to distract someone, you send a police car careening through your own house!” - Eric On this month’s patrons-only W❤️M we’re talking about one of the all-time greats, the Christmas action comedy, Lethal Weapon! Has there been a movie duo with faster chemistry than Riggs and Murtaugh? Why are we giving Rodge a birthday—FREEZE! This is just a li'l taste of this wild episode! [To access the full thing, subscribe to our Patreon today! Instantly unlock this Lethal Weapon episode, along with countless hours of exclusive bonus content—including AD-FREE We Hate Movies starting at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) ... Read more

01 Dec 2023

07 MINS

07:06

01 Dec 2023


#901

S14: On-Screen Live 11.27.23 Napoleon, Good Burger 2, Dream Scenario, Thanksgiving & More!

On the triumphant return of OSL after a two-week break, we're reviewing all kinds of movies including Royal (or Rotten?) Rid's Napoleon, Phil Traill’s Good Burger 2, and Eli Roth's Thanksgiving. We're also going over the holiday weekend box office, and even a couple truly rancid Secret Movies™️ that star the likes of Uma Thurman, Samuel L. Jackson and Morgan Freeman! Hachi machi! [DON’T MISS  OUT! Get tickets for the WHM Holiday Extravaganza where we’re talking The Santa Clause on 12/7 at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City!] (https://wl.seetickets.us/event/We-HateMovies/557100?afflky=WhiteEagleHall) [Want more WHM? Join our Patreon fam today and instantly unlock hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, including Ad-Free WHM Prime at the $8 level and up!] (http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies) [Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Polish Decoy, ] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ‘ [Jack Kirby] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies) ’ [, and Forrest the Universal Soldier designs!] (https://www.teepublic.com/stores/we-hate-movies?ref_id=2526&utm_campaign=2526&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=We%2BHate%2BMovies)   ... Read more

29 Nov 2023

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:02

29 Nov 2023