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Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

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Night Vale Presents

Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.

#319

317 - November (2017)

Go make a ladder out of bread Approachability: 9/10 (Art house folk horror slash black com... more

Yesterday

1 HR 52 MINS

1:52:34

Yesterday

#318

316 - Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980) w/Symphony Sanders

Kung Fu Master vs Zombie Vampire Mummy Special Guest: [Symphony Sanders] (https://www.inst... more

24 Mar 2026

1 HR 29 MINS

1:29:42

24 Mar 2026

#317

315 - Evil Dead II (1987) w/Andrew Scahill

Groovy. Special Guest: [Andrew Scahill ] (https://www.instagram.com/andymight/?hl=en) App... more

17 Mar 2026

1 HR 25 MINS

1:25:12

17 Mar 2026

#316

314 - The Oldest View (2023) & other shorts w/Sarah Maria Griffin

Everytime We Meet for Ice Cream Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes (2024) / All My Friends (... more

13 Mar 2026

2 HR 00 MINS

2:00:54

13 Mar 2026

#315

313 - The Lords of Salem (2013)

Hold my cigarette. The most cursed song: [Pluffnub's version of The Spice Girls' "Wannabe"... more

10 Mar 2026

1 HR 32 MINS

1:32:16

10 Mar 2026

#314

312 - Happy Death Day (2017)

Is that chocolate milk, Becky? Recipe for the unholy [Bacon Snack Bars] (https://food-porn... more

03 Mar 2026

1 HR 34 MINS

1:34:59

03 Mar 2026

#313

311 - When Evil Lurks (2023)

Who's a good boy? Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory, scary, and sad. It goes there and bey... more

24 Feb 2026

1 HR 47 MINS

1:47:27

24 Feb 2026

#312

310 - La Llorona (2019)

Eventually, the bill comes due Lena Pott's [Magic Mike XXL essay] (https://medium.com/@che... more

17 Feb 2026

1 HR 31 MINS

1:31:36

17 Feb 2026

#311

309 - La cabina (1972) & other horror shorts

Suspense (1913) / EYE SCREAM (2023) / The Moths Will Eat Them Up (2025) / Fist of Jesus (2... more

13 Feb 2026

1 HR 24 MINS

1:24:56

13 Feb 2026

#310

308 - Ghostwatch (1992)

I'm sorry. Did you say "glory hole?" Approachability: 6/10 (Slow burn haunted house story ... more

10 Feb 2026

1 HR 47 MINS

1:47:08

10 Feb 2026

#309

307 - The Prophecy (1995)

Angels smell like ham. Approachability: 7/10 (Bloody but not scary; Fits noir-thriller, no... more

03 Feb 2026

1 HR 49 MINS

1:49:12

03 Feb 2026

#308

306 - The Walking Dead (2010)

What if primetime soap… but with zombies? Approachability: 5/10 (Smart zombie drama with l... more

27 Jan 2026

1 HR 55 MINS

1:55:11

27 Jan 2026

#307

305 - The Swarm (1978)

What are we even doing? Approachability: 10/10 (Too silly to be scary) Content Warnings: B... more

20 Jan 2026

1 HR 51 MINS

1:51:37

20 Jan 2026

#306

304 - The Wolf Man (1941)

So THIS is how werewolf work Approachability: 9/10 (Pretty mild horror by today's standard... more

13 Jan 2026

1 HR 38 MINS

1:38:38

13 Jan 2026

#305

303 - Opera (1987)

That is not at all how anything works. Approachability: 4/10 (Stylized (i.e. very Italian)... more

06 Jan 2026

1 HR 49 MINS

1:49:07

06 Jan 2026

#304

302 - Alien (1979)

You always save the cat Approachability: 6/10 (Scary more than bloody… except that one sce... more

30 Dec 2025

1 HR 46 MINS

1:46:55

30 Dec 2025

#303

301 - Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)

Prepare the gorilla! Approachability: 4/10 (Grotesque & cynical B-movie w/some unintention... more

23 Dec 2025

1 HR 18 MINS

1:18:21

23 Dec 2025

#302

300 - Speak No Evil (2022)

Don't talk to anyone you meet on vacation Approachability: 4/10 (Tense & disturbing psych ... more

16 Dec 2025

1 HR 34 MINS

1:34:53

16 Dec 2025

#301

299 - The Mephisto Waltz (1971)

Lucifer is gonna win the Chopin Competition this year [Aretha Franklin singing "Nessun Dor... more

09 Dec 2025

1 HR 16 MINS

1:16:15