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Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

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Night Vale Presents

Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.

#300

298 - Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge (1991)

Sentient puppets kiling Nazis? 5 stars. No notes Approachability: 7/10 (Goofy killer puppe... more

02 Dec 2025

1 HR 08 MINS

1:08:22

02 Dec 2025

#299

297 - Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)

Good and normal kids learn about science (and RIP Udo Kier) References: [Patrick Stewart's... more

25 Nov 2025

1 HR 15 MINS

1:15:53

25 Nov 2025

#298

296 - Tales from the Hood (1995)

Welcome to hell, motherfuckers Approachability: 6/10 (The horror elements are simple enoug... more

18 Nov 2025

1 HR 33 MINS

1:33:47

18 Nov 2025

#297

295 - Ghoulies (1985)

What - and I mean this respectfully - what is a ghoulie, exactly? Approachability: 7/10 (G... more

11 Nov 2025

1 HR 25 MINS

1:25:08

11 Nov 2025

#296

294 - The Amityville Horror (1979)

aka The Amityville Economic Anxiety Approachability: 8/10 (Made-for-TV-level scares/gore) ... more

04 Nov 2025

1 HR 51 MINS

1:51:00

04 Nov 2025

#295

293 - Jack Stauber's OPAL (2020) & other horror shorts

Floor 9.5 (2018) / Souls of Totality (2019) / My house walk-through (2016) / You Are On Th... more

31 Oct 2025

1 HR 15 MINS

1:15:30

31 Oct 2025

#294

292 - Medium (1985)

Kids these days and their psychic shenanigans Approachability: 9/10 (Twisted psychological... more

28 Oct 2025

1 HR 29 MINS

1:29:19

28 Oct 2025

#293

291 - Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)

Franz Kafka's Starlight Express Approachability: 4/10 (Horror-wise, if you can handle Eras... more

21 Oct 2025

1 HR 21 MINS

1:21:56

21 Oct 2025

#292

290 - Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) w/Symphony Sanders

Horny vampires and nonspecific accents galore Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachabi... more

14 Oct 2025

1 HR 54 MINS

1:54:56

14 Oct 2025

#291

289 - Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987)

Danny Zuko: Driller Killer Approachability: 6/10 (Campy, not scary, but still gory) Conten... more

07 Oct 2025

1 HR 31 MINS

1:31:59

07 Oct 2025

#290

288 - Saint Maud (2020)

I hope you dance. Approachability: 7/10 (Arthouse psychological thriller with strong horro... more

30 Sep 2025

1 HR 55 MINS

1:55:01

30 Sep 2025

#289

287 - The Faculty (1998)

Weirdest episode of Friday Night Lights ever Approachability: 6/10 (More action/comedy vio... more

23 Sep 2025

1 HR 55 MINS

1:55:22

23 Sep 2025

#288

286 - Basket Case 2 (1990)

Murder monsters are woke now Approachability: 6/10 (Schlocky and gory (on a Garbage Pail K... more

16 Sep 2025

1 HR 20 MINS

1:20:58

16 Sep 2025

#287

285 - Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)

I hope this glowing pyramid finds you well… Approachability: 4/10 (Surreal and visual feas... more

09 Sep 2025

1 HR 42 MINS

1:42:40

09 Sep 2025

#286

284 - Curse of the Demon (1957)

Let's summon the demon Labubu Approachability: 7/10 (Pulpy classic with plenty of noisy ju... more

02 Sep 2025

1 HR 32 MINS

1:32:07

02 Sep 2025

#285

283 - The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

The gods are such micromanagers Approachability: 4/10 (Aggressively bloody and scary meta-... more

26 Aug 2025

1 HR 46 MINS

1:46:24

26 Aug 2025

#284

282 - Dr. Caligari (1989)

Chinchilla chinchilla chinchilla Approachability: 7/10 (Super-stylized art film with lots ... more

19 Aug 2025

1 HR 26 MINS

1:26:40

19 Aug 2025

#283

281 - Fire in the Sky (1993)

Abduct me, alien daddy Approachability: 9/10 (Domestic drama/thriller with a Movie-of-the-... more

12 Aug 2025

1 HR 54 MINS

1:54:54

12 Aug 2025

#282

280 - Kuroneko (1968)

The classiest of all streaming cat videos. Approachability: 9/10 (Classy and spooky movie ... more

05 Aug 2025

1 HR 34 MINS

1:34:59