Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories podcast

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join host, comedian and skeptic, Katelyn Hempstead and producer Alexis B. Preston, as their brilliant friends try to convince them of these and many other conspiracy theories.

What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join host, comedian and skeptic, Katelyn Hempstead and producer Alexis B. Preston, as their brilliant friends try to convince them of these and many other conspiracy theories.

 

#348

The Universal Pet Strike with Todd McClintock (Preview)

We heard your whistles weren't wet enough so we're here to slop em up! Here's a little preview of our latest episode with fan fave and good pal, Todd McClintock! Head over to patreon.com/lizardpeoplepodcast to hear the whole episode! Plus two brand new eps a month! See ya there!  ... Read more

20 Mar 2024

07 MINS

07:45

20 Mar 2024


#347

We're Back! But Different

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30 Jan 2024

15 MINS

15:48

30 Jan 2024


#346

Summer Break! Featuring VS

 We're gonna take a break! While we're gone, why not listen to Alexis' podcast Comfort Creatures and Katelyn's new podcast VS! Here's the first episode, find more at the link below! HAGS! https://listen.qcodemedia.com/vspod ... Read more

23 Jun 2023

41 MINS

41:52

23 Jun 2023


#345

New Zealand Isn't Real with Betsy Sodaro

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09 Jun 2023

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:59

09 Jun 2023


#344

The Got Milk Plot with Carl Tart

Does milk do a body good? Or is it basically poison being sold to us by an evil cabal of farmers, government officials, and Manhattan ad guys? You decide dear listener!! Carl Tart is back on the pod and he's got a piping hot theory about everyone's favorite calcium! Is the MILK campaign being used to sell off extra cow products by the US governemnt? Is the dairy industry actually DEADLY? Are soy-boys real? Why is Michael Bay involved? Find out all this and more! Also, sorry to all camels. ... Read more

02 Jun 2023

1 HR 09 MINS

1:09:55

02 Jun 2023


#343

Shrimps are Shrimpy with Vic Michaelis

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26 May 2023

1 HR 17 MINS

1:17:38

26 May 2023


#342

Aliens Did Stonehenge with Devin Field

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19 May 2023

1 HR 15 MINS

1:15:45

19 May 2023


#341

Weather Control and THIS Show with Katelyn and Alexis

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12 May 2023

42 MINS

42:51

12 May 2023


#340

Tommy Mottola Did 9/11 to Ruin Mariah Carey with Ele Woods

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28 Apr 2023

1 HR 20 MINS

1:20:00

28 Apr 2023


#339

Jussie Smollett Was Telling the Truth with Ronnie Adrian

Ripped from the headlines (from 2019), we've got a whopper of a theory from fan favorite and incredibly funny man Ronnie Adrian. Ronnie suspects that actually, beloved Empire actor Jussie Smollett was telling the truth all along about his Chicago attack! And actually the cops covered it up! And also that actually deep fake video technology was available way earlier than anyone thinks! Listen up because you're about to learn a thing or two about justice, fruit, America, Lori Lightfoot, and child actors. ... Read more

21 Apr 2023

1 HR 14 MINS

1:14:49

21 Apr 2023


#338

The Brita Plot with Sarah Bebb

Think drinking water is good for you? Think again sheeple! Our guest week is (the inexplicably unrepped) Sarah Bebb and she's got some thoughts on what's really going on with water purifiers. Namely that good ol reliable weirdly cheap Brita filters aren't doing JACK to actually filter toxins out of our water, and that the government's to blame. And also capitalism! We also cover other kinds of water filters, celebrity breakups, and Alexis comes up with three puns for the price of one! Then we talk about other water filters again. ... Read more

14 Apr 2023

1 HR 09 MINS

1:09:11

14 Apr 2023


#337

Acoustic Kitty Didn't Fail And City Planners Are Keeping Us Weak

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07 Apr 2023

52 MINS

52:15

07 Apr 2023


#336

Britney Is a Government Psyop with Colin J. Morris

If you were alive in 2007 you remember that the most important news of the year wasn't the war in Iraq - it was Britney Spears shaving her head and having some weird vibes with the paparazzi. But maybe that's not because we're shallow, maybe it's because that's what THEY want us to believe! Podcast host and comedian Colin J Morris suspects that the Bush administration was using Brit as a sleeper agent to distract us from the government's failures, and tbh it kinda makes sense! ... Read more

31 Mar 2023

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:16

31 Mar 2023


#335

The Count Is A Murderer with Jonny Svarzbein

One new world order! Two new world orders! HA HA HA! This week we've got funniest man in the world Jonny Svarzbein in the Lizard Lair, with a theory that will either ruin your childhood or make perfect sense. Jonny suspects that The Count, beloved Sesame Street character, is actually a vampire who's killing kids and is also a member of the... ahem... "cosmopolitan elites". Could the beloved kids show character be just another blood libel? Is Santa actually Christian? Who's actually watching shows on Tubi? And why won't you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?? ... Read more

24 Mar 2023

1 HR 14 MINS

1:14:25

24 Mar 2023


#334

The Mega Church Scandal Scam with Mark McConville

Picture this - you're a pastor at an evangelical Christian mega church, and donations are slipping. What are you gonna do? Well if Mark McConville (one of the best comedy podcasters ever to do it) is correct, what you're gonna do is fake a scandal, jet off to 'rehab', then sell a redemption narrative so compelling that Jesus Christ himself would be like 'woah'. Yes Mark suspects that some of these ministers going down for drug and affair scandals are just cynically plotting to raise more money for the church. Listen in this week for a surprisingly heartfelt conversation about the intersection between religion and capitalism, then a bunch of hot new ideas for gender neutral nicknames. ... Read more

17 Mar 2023

1 HR 12 MINS

1:12:00

17 Mar 2023


#333

The Jesuits Assassinated Lincoln with Sydney O'Toole

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10 Mar 2023

1 HR 09 MINS

1:09:55

10 Mar 2023


#332

Rivers Cuomo is Kurt Cobain with Matt Apodaca

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24 Feb 2023

1 HR 27 MINS

1:27:19

24 Feb 2023


#331

Glitter Theory and Forced Couples with Katelyn and Alexis

Hello to all of our Valentines! It's your old pals Katelyn and Alexis back with another lil episode! This week, Katelyn's got a hot theory about couples and marriage! While Alexis has a romantic take on the Glitter Conspiracy - finally solving the great mystery! Plus, a very good way to avoid intruisive thoughts and more! ... Read more

16 Feb 2023

38 MINS

38:10

16 Feb 2023


#330

MLB Hates The Dodgers with Ivan Ngo

You might not know Ivan Ngo. But you know who probably does? The commissioneer of Major League Baseball, Rob Manfred JR. See Ivan suspects that Rob's making certain suspicious calls that hurt the Dodgers, specificially to hurt Ivan's feelings. It's not a conspiracy theory if they're really out to get you! Get comfy and pour yourself a big bowl of Applejacks, because we learn a lot about baseball this episode, including: who has the funniest names, the names of the shoes they wear, who most reminds Ivan of his step-dad, and which stadium has the thinnest air. ... Read more

10 Feb 2023

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:40

10 Feb 2023


#329

The Return To Work Plot with Todd McClintock

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03 Feb 2023

1 HR 00 MINS

1:00:33

03 Feb 2023


#328

The Baywatch Theory with Charlie Mihelich and Zach Olsen

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27 Jan 2023

1 HR 19 MINS

1:19:51

27 Jan 2023


#327

Gaylor with Jess Svendsgaard

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20 Jan 2023

1 HR 25 MINS

1:25:55

20 Jan 2023


#326

Bob Marley was Assassinated with Erin Byrne

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13 Jan 2023

1 HR 02 MINS

1:02:20

13 Jan 2023


#325

Octopuses are Aliens with Erin Smith

What's got 8 legs, a beak, and way too many brains. An octopus of course! Why, what did you think it was?This week we're talking 'pus with one of the greatest - comedian and filmmaker Erin Smith. And Erin thinks she may have discovered something shocking about the origins of the octopus, ie that they hitched a ride to earth on a comet in a disgusting theory known as panspermia. This week we're chopping it up about octopodes, whether squid have smart, genitals both human and cosmic, and what the dang heck is going on under the sea. ... Read more

23 Dec 2022

1 HR 11 MINS

1:11:17

23 Dec 2022


#324

The Infinity Gene with Michael Dean

Michael Dean's back and he's different. He's stronger, blonder, and it's all thanks to a charismatic 'doctor' and a pharmaceutical miracle. This week we're diving into the theory that our friend Michael has discovered some of the deepest truths of the universe, and that the Powers That Be are trying to stop him from spreading the truth via homebrew nootropics and adaptogens. Will he shatter reality as we know it? Will everyone who listens venmo him thousands of dollars? And does Alexis' new book have the power to predict the future? All will be revealed. ... Read more

16 Dec 2022

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:41

16 Dec 2022


#323

New Podcast: Comfort Creatures!

Hi! Us again! Once again we want to show you a new podcast we've been working on. This week, check out Comfort Creatures! Alexis's new show she hosts with Ella McLeod. It's a fun, cozy show where Ella and Alexis chat about the animals in our lives, this particular episode Katelyn was our guest so it's extra good! We'll be back next week with more of our regularaly scheduled programming! ... Read more

09 Dec 2022

1 HR 02 MINS

1:02:56

09 Dec 2022


#322

New Podcast: The Monster Line!

Hi we missed you! We're sorta kinda almost back, but first we have two fun new podcasts to tell you about. This week it's Katelyn's new show, The Monster Line! It's an improv comedy podcast from the geniuses at QCode, hosted by Katelyn and Adal Rifai, and it's set in a world where all monsters and cryptids and urban legends exist, and they all have personal problems they need help solving. Have a listen, subscribe if you like it, and stay tuned to hear about Alexis' new show next week! ... Read more

02 Dec 2022

59 MINS

59:51

02 Dec 2022


#321

We're Just Goofin' with Erin Byrne

We warned you! This episode? This episode is just for goofin! Our wonderful friend and guest got the dang coronoa virus so instead of making her do a bunch of mental work, we just had a good ol' time! We give out some food recs, update you on our latest projects, and explain the podcasts we would make if we had the time/energy/will power. This is our last episode before we go on our annual dip in the pool for the summer o make sure you're following us on social media! Twitter: @lizardpeoplepod IG: @lizardpeoplepodcast ... Read more

01 Jul 2022

40 MINS

40:41

01 Jul 2022