Keep Your Eyes Open

Our country should be on fire. Instead, we don't care. Can't start a fire when gas is $3, ... more

We have finally shed ourselves of Toe Rogan. We are now officially Keep Your Eyes Open. We... more

I'm doing stuff behind the scenes. I swear to god!!! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Exper... more

By far, without a doubt, unequivocally, our most positive episode ever. Beaming with hope ... more

War crimes afoot. There are no good guys. BUY GUNS!!! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Expe... more

I think we found a new name... Enjoy!

Great time to have a kid... Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by Bet... more

Things certainly seem like they're gonna get a lot worse before they get better.  Enjoy! T... more

If there's one thing we CAN agree on, it's that nothing will come of these Epstein files. ... more

I'm in Florida. It's unreasonably cold. That is life. Enjoy! This Joe Rogan Experience Exp... more

As we always do before a show, Simon showed up early and we got high and bitched about bas... more

No Kamar this week. Just ol' Simon and I! We talked Davos, Trump, movies, TV, CERN, simula... more

Still no solid format. Just three assholes talking. Tough to find a podcast with three whi... more

Are we back? YES! Do we know what we're doing? NO! But damn it feels good to be back. Not ... more

Well. This is it. The end of an era.  This is the last episode of The Joe Rogan Experience... more

I'm now certain that god himself could show up as a guest and we'd give it a two Jamie rat... more

We hope all of our American listeners have a Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy some time with love... more

I used to really enjoy this show. Now... not so much. Enjoy!

If you've served, thank you so much for your service. We had it so good for so long that m... more

Joe has a c-list celebrity on last week and she kinda shits on Elon Musk. So, naturally, J... more

What the fuck are we even doing here. An Actress from Battlestar Gallactica??? Holy fuck, ... more

Seven years. Tough to believe. Time is a bitch.  Thank you so much to all you, the listene... more

No Kamar this week. Just Simon and I flying solo. Joe's continued refusal to have anyone o... more