Into Your Head podcast

Into Your Head

Into Your Head is a uniquely absurd stream of conciousness comedy monologue podcast. When dry witted Irishman, acquired taste underachieving hobbiest humourist, socially awkward entirely unheard-of legally blind cat obsessive and husband Neal O’Carroll downs a generic energy drink, something reasonably interesting happens. There emerges a silver tongued* purveyor of comical monologues, absurd analogies, illogical yet impressively argued opinions and copious Two Cats walk into a Bar stories. Segments begin with no idea how the first sentence will end, or what topics may emerge. A ludicrious creative method inspired partly by radio’s Just a Minute. In the far future? Search on Archive dot org for: Into Your Head podcast Neal O'Carroll. *Asterix purely decorative

Into Your Head is a uniquely absurd stream of conciousness comedy monologue podcast. When dry witted Irishman, acquired taste underachieving hobbiest humourist, socially awkward entirely unheard-of legally blind cat obsessive and husband Neal O’Carroll downs a generic energy drink, something reasonably interesting happens. There emerges a silver tongued* purveyor of comical monologues, absurd analogies, illogical yet impressively argued opinions and copious Two Cats walk into a Bar stories. Segments begin with no idea how the first sentence will end, or what topics may emerge. A ludicrious creative method inspired partly by radio’s Just a Minute. In the far future? Search on Archive dot org for: Into Your Head podcast Neal O'Carroll. *Asterix purely decorative

 

#427

837: Experimenting with Speed

Neal proposes a thought exercise for listeners in traffic, identifies a new use for the top of your head, explains how to listen via medical stethescope, diagnoses his audience with a phobia of bodily noises including speach and discusses Nick Cave's Harry Potter exposure, why fire brigades study age related temperal anomolies, how to assemble a pop band, understanding binary traffic lights, McCauley Kulkin's former self, the conscious self in a nutshell, a weird US TV bandleader, experimenting with speed, proving to your toddler that you're not a giant, plumbers in binary pairs, rotating your internal crops, vomit fridge etiquette, seeking and receiving approval from Dropbox and more. Contact the Show: <a href= "https://IntoYourHead.ie/Contact">IntoYourHead.ie/Contact</a>. Visit  [IntoYourHead.ie] (https://IntoYourHead.ie) for Into Your Head Shorts, hundreds of Matchstick Cats comics and 21 years of assorted humour writings. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution Non Commercial No Derivs 4.0 International</a> – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org. ... Read more

16 Dec 2024

50 MINS

50:25

16 Dec 2024


#426

836: Wasp Fiction

Neal sets out his one big problem with both Radiohead and Gilbert O'Sullivan, makes the case for traceable dog food, maps out the next evolutionary step for handwriting and discusses experimental wasp fictions life in a hundred year old choir, chairs on trains, an innovative way to use the word Christmas, how to tell if Roy Orbison is dead, Jive Bunny, dropping dead of a car crash, page-a-day books in museums, when to stop learning, the trouble with seeing your favourite orchestra on tour, a promise to any listener who starts a choir podcast, different signatures for work and home, burglar dogs, dog prison uniforms, cow-related office work, deadstock, washing raw chicken in other jurisdictions and more. The new expanded <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/shorts/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> has hundreds of Matchstick Cats comics, IYH Shorts and 21 years of assorted humour writings. Message the Show:  <a href= "https://IntoYourHead.ie/Contact">IntoYourHead.ie/Contact</a> Lost Episodes Appeal: <a href= "https://intoyourhead.ie/Lost">IntoYourHead.ie/Lost</a>  License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Far future humans can find hundreds of episodes by searching on Archive dot org for Into Your Head podcast. ... Read more

02 Dec 2024

47 MINS

47:43

02 Dec 2024


#425

835: Bippily Blippily Bop

Neal corrects the listener's delusions about auto pilot, illustrates the differences betwen humanoid cats and Edward Scissorhands and discusses the anatomy of a commercial earworm, understanding you Americans and your Spring Break, how songwriters think, appreciating instant mashed potato, what a thousand cavemen can achieve without typewriters, the life expectancy of a harmonica, Stevie Wonder's name change, token tamborine use, workplaces that can't sustain a mad drummer, choosing your dog size, securing the food chain against dogs, Madonna's cartoon versus Bucks Fizz's Land of Make Believe, an unintended Guiness Odlums Flour crossover and more. The new expanded <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/shorts/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> has hundreds of Matchstick Cats comics, IYH Shorts and 21 years of assorted humour writings. Message the Show:  <a href= "https://IntoYourHead.ie/Contact">IntoYourHead.ie/Contact</a> Lost Episodes Appeal: <a href= "https://intoyourhead.ie/Lost">IntoYourHead.ie/Lost</a>  License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Far future humans can find hundreds of episodes by searching on Archive dot org for Into Your Head podcast. ... Read more

25 Nov 2024

33 MINS

33:27

25 Nov 2024


#424

834: Your Pharmacy Advent Calendar is Leaking

Neal reveals what it would take for him to name a fourth cat after a UN Secretary General, recalls the one comic book in every Christian Brothers School library and discusses Neighbourhood Watch mythology, dog anomolies on Bray Head, learning Irish by projection, things legally banned in classrooms, next door's overreaching attic, the song Frere Jackques, a pharmacy Advent calendar, inaminate emotional support animals, how Full House paved the way for jobsharing at the UN, logistics of hot dog trolleys in staired stadiums, tea trolleys in comic strip based radio sitcom Bristow, an inaudible new mouth sound, checking this podcast for secret codes, how an anethesist would produce this episode and more. The new expanded <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/shorts/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> has hundreds of Matchstick Cats comics, IYH Shorts and 21 years of assorted humour writings. Message the Show:  <a href= "https://IntoYourHead.ie/Contact">IntoYourHead.ie/Contact</a> Lost Episodes Appeal: <a href= "https://intoyourhead.ie/Lost">IntoYourHead.ie/Lost</a>  License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Far future humans can find hundreds of episodes by searching on Archive dot org for Into Your Head podcast. ... Read more

15 Nov 2024

41 MINS

41:37

15 Nov 2024


#423

833: The Desert is a Mirage

Neal discusses encoutering your postman in another neighbourhood, playing Dr Suess, a terrifying futuristic garage, reinventing the painted ostrich egg, Ireland’s sheep filled desert, idenfiifying a mouth's postal address, remembering what you buried in the sand, how deserts evolve into casinos, understanding speakeasy, Stephen King’s car burial tale, what you could legitimately be giving your kids pints of at breakfast, a portrait microwave, how a dog handles a mirage of a desert, landlord teethmark inspection protocol, how ostriches fool predators, electrical tape misadventures, how to get a letter in The Irish Times, plugging a boat with a newspaper letters page, a surprise for non-podcast listeners, an opposite newspaper clippings exchange, a better use for LInkedIn, rejecting dopamine shamers and more.  The new expanded <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/shorts/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> has hundreds of Matchstick Cats comics, IYH Shorts and 21 years of assorted humour writings. Message the Show:  <a href= "https://IntoYourHead.ie/Contact">IntoYourHead.ie/Contact</a> Lost Episodes Appeal: <a href= "https://intoyourhead.ie/Lost">IntoYourHead.ie/Lost</a>  License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Far future humans in flying space cars can find hundreds of episodes by searching on Archive dot org for Into Your Head podcast. ... Read more

07 Nov 2024

54 MINS

54:55

07 Nov 2024


#422

832: All Toothpaste All the Time

Neal looks at the presumed defacto diplomatic relationship allowing the moon to slosh our seas around, reveals which of his arms is the least interesting and discusses sailing in boiling water, mouthwash retail licensing, substitute priests, how to say mass, mouthwash as a sleep hygiene product, Richard Simmons RIP, new ways to say no, a military childhood, the trouble with flight simulators, fast food service simulators, impressionists who do other people’s sitcom characters, Phantom of the Opera, Freddie Mercury versus Sid Vicious versus opera snobs, handling pre decimilisation currency, sensible non-mockable names, the argument for flying in reverse, Titanic pride, defining crashing a ship, bidirectional sweat glands, the argument against making your cat purr and more. Visit the new, expanded <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/shorts/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> for hundreds of Matchstick Cats comics, IYH Shorts and 21 years of assorted nonsense humour writings. Message the Show: <a href= "https://IntoYourHead.ie/Contact">IntoYourHead.ie/Contact</a> Lost Episodes Appeal: <a href= "https://intoyourhead.ie/Lost">IntoYourHead.ie/Lost</a>  License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Far future humans in flying space cars can find hundreds of episodes by searching on Archive dot org for Into Your Head podcast. ... Read more

31 Oct 2024

46 MINS

46:42

31 Oct 2024


#421

831: Cultivating a Non Herdetiary Nasal Helmet

Neal discusses apple core cowardice, treadmills for swimming, documentaries about little Timmy falling down a well, how and why to properly record your breakfast, corporate espionage podcast snobbery, cultivating a nasal helmet in medieval times, Sunday driving and your metabolism, navigation apps for rabbits, heirlooms versus genes, generational puppet acts, The Sooty Show, working breakfasts in McDonalds, how surgeons put your leg to sleep, the truth about people who work on aeroplanes, monacle heirlooms, ventriloguist dummies versus proper puppets, Bill Nigh the Science Guy, Pee Wee Herman versus Ernest, how townfolk recognise helpful travelling dogs and more. IYH Shorts – Now on their own separate YouTube channel, TikTok and the new, bigger <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/shorts/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> website. Lost Episodes Appeal: <a href= "https://intoyourhead.ie/Lost">IntoYourHead.ie/Lost</a>  Message the Show:  <a href= "https://IntoYourHead.ie/Contact">IntoYourHead.ie/Contact</a> License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie Far future humans in flying space cars can search Archive dot org for Into Your Head podcast or Neal O’Carroll and find hundreds of preserved episodes. ... Read more

24 Oct 2024

43 MINS

43:24

24 Oct 2024


#420

830: What’s in a Yak?

Neal exposes a surprising truth about smartphone fires, considers issues of scale at a doll’s house tea party, advises on conditioning one’s fingers not to gesticulate, imagines what it’s like to have a co-host, attempts a moritorium on feces talk and discusses a house’s undergarment, what age twenty-four is in frozen pea years, handling exotic food at the North Pole, reverse engineering a yak, the Madwaves MadPlayer of the harmonica world, testing car technology on animals, yaks in soap operas, drawing a yak under tremendous stress, possible new futures in yak trunk evolution,  plausibile deniability stationery, what a cat would do with your homework, the 3M logo versus New Scotland Yard, understanding America’s New England, Supermacs putting down stakes in Times Square, naming cities twice, naming nuclear power stations twice, iinking chalkboard scraping syndromme to energy drinks, American atitudes to Conneticut, the cola rodent, Ireland’s Barak Obama Plaza and more.  License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

08 Oct 2024

52 MINS

52:30

08 Oct 2024


#419

829: Dante’s Magic Gondola

In a sub-standar episode not recommended for newbies, Neal considers how to poach eggs in their shells, the logistics of sieve use for gold hunters and drugs mules, use-by dates on precious metals, podcasts for dogs, other podcasts like this, finding a use for your dog, Dante’s magic gondola, a loophole for Marc Maron guests, faking your own death as an art installation, rooms without walls, misdefining a spare room and more. IYH Shorts – Now on their own separate YouTube channel, TikTok and the new, bigger <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/shorts/" data-type="page" data-id= "15095">IntoYourHead.ie</a> website. Lost Episodes Appeal: <a href= "https://intoyourhead.ie/Lost">IntoYourHead.ie/Lost</a>  Message the Show:  <a href= "https://IntoYourHead.ie/Contact">IntoYourHead.ie/Contact</a> License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

30 Sep 2024

41 MINS

41:04

30 Sep 2024


#418

828: How Lidl Works

Neal discusses what wiki editors say about you in meetings, sizes and brands of dog, understanding British Bulldog, graceful vacuum handling in a laboratory setting, what tailors do with the pins, the woodchipper in Lidl, beverageware in Terminator 2, how Lidl works, misremembering traditional supermarkets, planning your first Mona Lisa, a non-editbable encyclopedia, what MTV was, what Buggles did, what Trevor Horn does, duties of a stock footage city shopper, the trouble with far writers, anatomy of a sawn-off vacuum nozzle, over ambitious toe socks, regaling a wannabe recluse, protecting your shoes from lightning, reinventing the anti glove-loss cord system with chemicals, an ominous calling card, why vomiting is a matter of height and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

19 Sep 2024

50 MINS

50:43

19 Sep 2024


#417

827: Bloodworking from Home

Neal invadvertently creates a bespoke music radio jingle while trying to prove a point, takes a refreshingly positive look at the Dark Ages, proposes an innovative new scam vulnerability  discount, tells his future self some home truths and discusses understanding The Beachcombers, belch symmetry, how radio forgot what hello means, Arthur Guinness’ Oprah Winfrey moment, when the vet was your family mechanic, Henry Ford versus Dr Kellogg’s brother versus Dr Kellogg, planning your family’s horse and cart needs, how law enforcement interacts with your cat, the wheel rotation scam, appreciating Shakespeare plays as much as dog stories, people who drink Cidona, Breaking Bad for children, 3-2-1 Contact,  The Bloodhound Gang, when a bathroom door takes you out of the fantasy, The Famous Five, the listener who can’t forget, what Lucozade is for, swinging from a crane, bloodwork as an occupation. this podcast’s quality control regime, a one pant primer and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

09 Sep 2024

43 MINS

43:52

09 Sep 2024


#416

826: Musical Stools

Neal uncovers a massive parallel between Bruce Willis’ The Sixth Sense character and 1960s Muppets precurser Sam and Friends, proposes an ingenius new type of mnemonics that will change your life and discusses the practicalities of shooting yourself in the foot, being obsessed with Sesame Street,  inadequate media explanation of kneecapping, being unimpressed by The Snufflelopacus, how to test a documentary idea, how to use a single solitary bar stool in a crowd, the argument against bathroom windows, appreciating TV masts, narrator inception, The Willy Wonka Show, A realistic sitcom reboot, oral chemistry exams, dogs versus cats in bars, how to defuse a spoiler, wartime gender-based duplication, when cats bum everybody out and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

02 Sep 2024

58 MINS

58:54

02 Sep 2024


#415

825: Something Beginning with A

Neal discusses Roald Dahl’s shed boundaries, demolishing and redeveloping a mountain, how sculptors manage Phil Lynott and Luke Kelly’s hair, designing a bridge over troubled waters, Henson-Disney’s post merger pre death plans, the trouble with the new generation of kittens, the house of detention, when to use Bob Dylan, a feature request for the sun, life as a pocket torch owner, Fatima children, Children of Lir, what swans know, how I spent Freddie Mercury’s last year, Capetown’s so-called Table Mountain, blood transfusion death preferences, accountants on the small screen, Tales of the Unexpected, spying something beginnning with A, kitten feces revenge, a podcast playlist hostage sitation, the truth about concrete and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

24 Jul 2024

39 MINS

39:25

24 Jul 2024


#414

824: Method Actor’s Superman

Neal delivers an overview of the second hand sock market, considers how a method actor tackles Superman, wonders whether scalding the roof of your mouth would soften your Cs and discusses the presumptiousness of Stan and Ollie (2018), songs from The Producers (1967), how Steve Jobs made phone screems seem real, the trouble with real crime docu-dramas, digital de-aging versus hair dye, how to watch sci-fi, staff literacy on Star Trek: The Next Generation, defending Chaplin from you Americans, why smells are a loss leader, Bono’s train station shame, striped clothes in windows, assessing your child’s first words, a pea picking childhood, an overture to this episode, the science of reducing pure drivel to something purer, calling your children maidens, Marlon Brando’s Digital Corpse and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

13 Jul 2024

42 MINS

42:19

13 Jul 2024


#413

823: Lay Ministers Can’t Wipe

Neal considers how a cat learns to smoke in the current regulatory environment, explains your child’s hunger for paramilitary-style balaclavas and discusses risky versus risqué, Jesus’ disastrous impact on local fishing, changing atitudes to water bombs, edible versus digestible, Inbred fish sandwiches, why lay ministers can’t wipe, using Buddah’s name in vain, landfills versus volcanoes, anatomy of a racehorse injury, showground gates versus school gates, you Americans and your canyons, cats but not the nice type, the trouble with jungles, the lack of urination on Breaking Bad, reheating stout, dog licking versus cat licking, extras in bars, the correct way to end a podcast, surviving a zombie TV series and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

09 Jul 2024

47 MINS

47:46

09 Jul 2024


#412

822: In Case This is Being Recorded

Neal puts beekeeping under the spotlight, recounts an old cat-related head injury, imagines how normal people say “dog” and discusses bin day in a Stephen King novel, belch fraud, virus creation hobbiests, anti meditation vigiilantism, unsubscribing, unsubs, ONSUG, how Criminal Minds helps podcasts, turning a juggernaut around, listener correspondence, dog movements versus bowel movements, dandruff versus nits versus measles, new anti-meditation vigilantism technologies, how to label dead things, why bars should pump in air from Chernobyl, growing two non Bowsies, the underground trade in saplings, harmonica spontaneity, artificial air colouring, new ways to enjoy fresh air, iodine tablet memories, what replaced oxygen bars, oxygen weight inflation, having someone shoot you in the foot and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

30 Jun 2024

47 MINS

47:25

30 Jun 2024


#411

821: Deep Dive on Overthinking

Neal discusses what they did to Craig Ferguson, humanoid cats fraternising with regular cats, what to do if your president freezes, elastic band fracture science, a deep dive on overthinking, interpretating foreign languge gestures, how non wilful ignorance works, Irish kids who reference the feds, hotdesking on procedural dramas, why the second cat never features in the two cats walk into a bar stories, disloyalty to yourself, life as a nine to five actor, songs with cold opens, Meatloaf coming up too often, streamlining the cola dregs system, the risk of becoming a classic hits format, and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

23 Jun 2024

44 MINS

44:04

23 Jun 2024


#410

820: Talking Cat Cuss Therapy

Neal examines what we know about farm animal cravings, contemplates career progression in a firm of guitarists, reimagines Sinéad O’Connor’s SNL pope photo protest, exposes the restaurant toothpick scam and discusses humanely expelling a wasp, why movie trailors shouldn’t be free, recreational self injury (non-psychotic), rib geneology, taking the weight off your hands, comparable dog segments on other podcasts, guitar anatomy and calcium, how stage magicians find a balance, standing desks versus counters, the problem with the back office on Cheers, Charlie Brown’s original teacher, the trouble with Guinness Plus, a fictional Joe Rogan experience, a non-existant barman’s existential crisis, a cat’s cuss-word therapy, papier mache solid fuel memories and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

16 Jun 2024

49 MINS

49:21

16 Jun 2024


#409

819: Nine to Five for the Shipwrecked

Neal proposes a twelve step approach to ET and discusses nine to five life for the shipwrecked, anti-social astronauts, saving on invisible ink, how raisons d’etre work, the truth about gout, a new understanding of you Americans, learning from Orson Welles, modesty on public transport, spitting in the theatre of the mind, why x-ray glasses never took off, a logically unsound Meatloaf track (not that one) debuting rafts, rebranding spaceships in the Elongated Musket era, a real doctor’s take on edible paper, mouthwatering tree bark, judging your fictional creations, Identifying with Shithead, a bar asshole by proxy, wasting a cat’s time, cat pants the right way, Let it Be versus Que Sera, and more. CORRECTIONS AND CLARIFICATIONS: Tom Hanks was in fact talking to a football on a stick. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

10 Jun 2024

53 MINS

53:53

10 Jun 2024


#408

818: Punch in the Face or More Genesis?

Neal discusses black boxes in popular culture, a role for camels in health spas, TV casket reunions, ambidextrous banking, a foot-related tip for smokers, a cat’s analysis of the songs of Genesis, wishful thinking about superjet lounges, recording off TV in 2024, songs about administrative work, a cat’s take on Peter Gabriel’s career phases, telling other people what their point is, an alarming decline in brand-name toilet paper, why losing pens is a sign of intelligence, cold sore watch, haircut syncing for television, when ice takes you out of the movie and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

01 Jun 2024

47 MINS

47:23

01 Jun 2024


#407

817: Warning – Hermit Crabs from the Outset – Poor audio in parts

Pardon the slightly off audio in places, due to misadventure. Neal exposes the abhorrent life of the cranberry sauce obsessive, remembers a disturbing mass produced heart surgery portrait and discusses whiskey in sit-coms, two very different ways to appreciate crabs, why dogs’ mouths are impractical, Stephen King’s so called stand, a bus tour of nondescript houses, the cost of hand washing, skipping rope philosophy via Black Mirror, fudge’s one saving grace, how children stole cycling, decanting defined, life on one third of a hill, shortcut shame in a mature neighbourhood, ordinary house tourism, living on an island versus living on an island. being a crab and a hermit, revinventing seafood display tanks, shortcuts to other seas, life and death grammar explained by a cat, fly by wire Internet explained to a cat, when birds had runways, the ludicrious Road Runner, adapting Paul McCartney’s songwriting method, The Ant and the Aardvark cartoon, failing to remember the name Jackie Mason, Rodney Dangerfield’s menu, featherless aircraft, a dog in a cat food restaurant, a face set several rows back, impractical two-faced dog studies and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

26 May 2024

51 MINS

51:45

26 May 2024


#406

816: Intermission Me Bollix

Neal makes an empassioned case for the return of the sitcom theme song, considers assembling a whale stomach survival kit, provides a brief orientation for new listeners, has a go at defining the parameters for a study of the interchangeability of potato and chicken skins, proposes a Russian doll solution to the property crisis and discusses catcher glove anatomy for couriers, the trouble with swimming hats, an extra level between parents and offspring, the baker’s fillet, The Million Dollar Homepage (and Frank from [The Overnightscape.com] (http://www.theovernightscape.com/) ‘s pixels), contact lenses user psychology, a rare blindness rant involving shoving lasers somewhere, how Spielberg boosted your self confidence using intervals, why Batman needs his own genre, a cure for credits overruns on The Office (US TV), Mr Belvedere (US TV), a career in xylophony, AI that swears at you,  Ever Decreasing Circles (BBC TV), how to confuse barman, cat and narrator, cat bar stories on The Moth podcast, dealing with psychics when you’re dead, what happens when your cat inherits or purchases a car, repurposing the rain trouser, trouser knowledge as an IQ measurement and more. Audiobooks mentioned: (not affiliate links, or even links) “438 Days” by Jonathan Franklin, “Alone: Lost Overboard in the Indian Ocean” by Brett Archibald and “Adrift: 76 Days Lost at Sea” by Steven Callinan. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

13 May 2024

56 MINS

56:54

13 May 2024


#405

815: No to Intestinal Retrieval No to Intestinal Retrival

Neal looks at how dogs instintively guard agains snout detachment, how the savvy traveller uses their tailwind Time Savings, why your burner phone doesn’t make you a loser. Stephen King’s afterlude process, fun toilet cistern disposal methods, the entrhalling possibilities of 360 degree facial philosophy,  a plumbing experiment of which the listener will already knows the outcome, why frostbite stopped being fun, the something very special that the chef made just for you, anticipating a Phil Hartman crimomentary, a confusing  2016 reboot of Falling Down (1993) and I don’t mean Comedian (also 2016), stock motionising this podcast in the style of Morph (BBC) to make it believable, Rome being built in a day and the marketing thereof, pros and cons of tailwind underruns, how to animate The Joker with glass and paint, legitmate dog-related academia, Dropbox settings lessons from Aron Ralston’s canyon self-amputation survial, bookkeepers versus librarians, considering just-in-time logistics for libraries, an Italian chef’s far superiors atitude illustrated by fortune cookie and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> - Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

08 May 2024

58 MINS

58:44

08 May 2024


#404

814: An Itch no McBreakfast can Scratch

Neal illustrates the Mandela Effect phenomenom using Status Quo’s discography, reevaluates Popeye, changes your mind about socks and discusses what we know about helicoptors, how elevators should work, a clever trick for locating a cordless phone with ham, why holes in food are useful, why the sausage thing last time was a bit much, defining the face’s perimeter, the trouble with peeling, why boiled sweets and gum are superfoods, a new way to think about litter, an itch no McDonalds breakfast can scratch and more. Then concludes with some helpful orientation for the recent influx of new listeners, assuming they use the same bus route. CORRECTIONS AND CLARIFICATIONS: The song I mentioned with incorrect tune and incorrect lyric “There’s something going on (repeat ad nauseum)” in fact goes “…stop, children, what’s that sound? Everybody look, what’s going down?” I knew it had t be something along those lines. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

13 Apr 2024

1 HR 11 MINS

1:11:52

13 Apr 2024


#403

813: Getting the Fliuch out of Here

Neal discusses popping your Bs, the trouble with playing a zombie, how to purchase free tap water in pubs, BB Max and other nemeses, apple seed myths, the globalisation of bin day, a tip for listeners who don’t enjoy this voice, a card game nation, an entrepreneur’s guide to counting money, why Nickelodeon goes over children’s heads, the trouble with Jack and the Beanstalk, hospitality versus hostelry, Coolio’s big mistake, water on draught, how to store a tonne of bricks, the limitations of the word giraffe, getting the fliuch out of here, Ireland’s new Tasioghiflghiush (prime minister), how to manage your president and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

25 Mar 2024

1 HR 01 MINS

1:01:51

25 Mar 2024


#402

812: The IRA and Everest

Neal takes an objective look at Hansel and Gretel and discusses the trouble with heroin, basement-attic philosophy, the IRA on Everest, the argument against thought experiments, broken leg mysteries, the rainy day myth, advice for News Junkies, Einstein’s dog equation, dog narratives versus dog stories, how a trained actor drinks piss, declaring garden weed to the authorities, pisswaffles, the stroopwaffel era of this podcast (circa 2007), reforming how we name our children, pre-registering your death, registering drugs found in your garden, fairy tale time shiftability, things Einstein presumably explained and more. CLARIFICATIONS: Rev Ian Paisley, deceased DUP leader, was not one of the joint recipients of the Nobel Peace Prize. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

07 Mar 2024

54 MINS

54:43

07 Mar 2024


#401

811: How to Win BIG in the Confession Box

Neal discusses Bivouacs, shoes in radio dramas, traversing North Korea, how to talk to your child about podcasting, the phrase teaching your grandmother how to suck eggs, urinal troughs on trains, inventing the commuter picnic, cartoons about puppets, attitudes to scarecrows, curing the listener’s pencil sickness, major life lesson from Man Versus Food, how a bishop moves in Chess, Worzel Gummage (ITV), alternate universe binary code, winning in the confessional, Muppet Babies format confusion, a Mary Poppins of the drugs world, typewriter versus typerwriter, myths about oats, the fates of Murder She Wrote’s Jessica Fletcher and Family Guy‘s Mayor Adam West, paracetamol versus cocaine versus audiobooks, Harbour Hotel (RTE Radio 1) and what replaced it, honey monster capsules. what an AI barman experiences and more. License: <a href= "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/" target= "_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International</a> – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via <a href= "https://www.intoyourhead.ie/">IntoYourHead.ie</a> – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org. ... Read more

25 Feb 2024

1 HR 10 MINS

1:10:03

25 Feb 2024