I Seduce The Dragon podcast

I Seduce The Dragon

A rocket scientist, a cowgirl, a p*rnstar, and a mom walk into a dungeon ... and those are just the players. I SEDUCE THE DRAGON is an actual play D&D podcast that requires absolutely no prior knowledge of Dungeons & Dragons to love! High production value, engaging characters and incredible chemistry make a great time for even casual listeners.

A rocket scientist, a cowgirl, a p*rnstar, and a mom walk into a dungeon ... and those are just the players. I SEDUCE THE DRAGON is an actual play D&D podcast that requires absolutely no prior knowledge of Dungeons & Dragons to love! High production value, engaging characters and incredible chemistry make a great time for even casual listeners.

 

#20

BONUS Ashes to Ashes, Dirt to Dirt, Pt 2 (Crossover with Dumbgeons & Dragons)

It’s the terrifying conclusion to the crossover between two D&D podcasts!. Will the couples survive the nightmare, or will they be buried under the weight of their unresolved issues… and dirt? Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity Check out DUMBGEONS & DRAGONS: ·      [Website] (http://dumbdragons.com/) Check out I SEDUCE THE DRAGON: --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) --- [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) --- [Instagram] (https://www.instagram.com/istdpod/) ---Email us: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: ---Maddie/Sarah played by [Carla Maxted] (https://carlamaxted.com/) ---Seraphina/Thaddeus played by Amy More ---Shannon/Greg played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The GM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/) Story based on the [“Dead Channel”] (https://gshowitt.itch.io/dead-channel) one shot by Grant Howitt: The Dirt Man character created by Carter Vail ... Read more

08 Oct 2024

49 MINS

49:49

08 Oct 2024


#19

Feed Drop: Ryan and Cristina guest on Dumbgeons & Dragons

We've sent Ryan ("Erastus") and Cristina ("Tohri") to the Dumbgeons & Dragons podcast to stir up some chaos on their show for a change! They've rolled up new characters for this, because they're actually becoming part of their MAIN story arc! Check out DUMBGEONS & DRAGONS: http://dumbdragons.com/ ... Read more

02 Oct 2024

42 MINS

42:51

02 Oct 2024


#18

BONUS: Ashes to Ashes, Dirt to Dirt, Part 1 (Crossover with Dumgeons & Dragons)

This is a crossover with the Dumbgeons & Dragons podcast! Amy More and Carla Maxted join Dana and Jess to play a horror movie scenario that’s bizarre, deadly, and fiendishly fun.  Our players may have never heard of the TikTok sensation, The Dirt Man, but they’re about to get very familiar when he unexpectedly comes to town… Content warning: violence and plenty of profanity Check out DUMBGEONS & DRAGONS: --- [Website] (http://dumbdragons.com/) Check out I SEDUCE THE DRAGON: --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) --- [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) --- [Instagram] (https://www.instagram.com/istdpod/) ---Email us: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Cast: ---Maddie/Sarah played by [Carla Maxted] (https://carlamaxted.com/) ---Seraphina/Thaddeus played by Amy More ---Shannon/Greg played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The GM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/) Story based on the “Dead Channel” one shot by Grant Howitt: https://gshowitt.itch.io/dead-channel The Dirt Man character created by Carter Vail ... Read more

24 Sep 2024

46 MINS

46:49

24 Sep 2024


#17

Feed Drop: The Dungeoncast interviews Jess Parks

William and Brian talk with Dungeon Master and Producer, Jess Parks, of the I Seduce The Dragon podcast. Gain the insight into what it takes to curate an actual play podcast from writing all the way to post production and more this week on The Dungeoncast! Watch it on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzT2GHjpAHA The Dungeoncast is a Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition podcast where co-hosts, Will and Brian, explore all things D&D including lore, game mechanics, and creative concepts. The Dungeoncast: [Patreon ] (https://www.patreon.com/thedungeoncast) [Twitter] (https://x.com/thedungeoncast?lang=en) [ Instagram ] (https://www.instagram.com/thedungeoncast/?hl=en) I Seduce the Dragon: [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) [Instagram ] (https://www.instagram.com/istdpod/) [Tiktok ] (https://www.tiktok.com/@istdpod) Email Us: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com ... Read more

28 Aug 2024

1 HR 05 MINS

1:05:37

28 Aug 2024


#16

Episode 12: Season Finale, Pt 2

Will they survive the dinner party? Will Tohri feel feelings? HOW DOES IT END? Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   Contact: ---iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) --- [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) ---Instagram: @istdpod Cast: ---Erastus played by [Ryan Keely] (https://www.instagram.com/ryankeelytm/) ---Tohri played by [Cristina Van Epps] (https://twitter.com/cristinavanepps) ---Martha played by [Flanders] (https://www.instagram.com/flanaconda/) ---Gentry played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The DM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/) Thanks to [Chris Westlake] (https://www.instagram.com/rootndoo/) for our earworm theme song [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

13 Aug 2024

1 HR 08 MINS

1:08:54

13 Aug 2024


#15

Episode 11: Season Finale, Part 1

Tohri takes his “betrothed” Martha to a dinner party with the enemy. Gentry finds the captives and learns a little more about how to be a demi-god. Erastus does as Erastus do.  Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   *Remove the ads by joining our [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) !    Contact: ---iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) --- [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) ---Instagram: @istdpod   Cast: ---Erastus played by [Ryan Keely] (https://www.instagram.com/ryankeelytm/) ---Tohri played by [Cristina Van Epps] (https://twitter.com/cristinavanepps) ---Martha played by [Flanders] (https://www.instagram.com/flanaconda/) ---Gentry played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The DM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/)   Thanks to [Chris Westlake] (https://www.instagram.com/rootndoo/) for our earworm theme song   [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

30 Jul 2024

1 HR 14 MINS

1:14:34

30 Jul 2024


#14

Episode 10: Taint A Problem

Everyone learns about the origin of the weretiger curse, and the complications. Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity *Remove the ads by joining our [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) !  Contact: ---iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) --- [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) ---Instagram: @istdpod Cast: ---Erastus played by [Ryan Keely] (https://www.instagram.com/ryankeelytm/) ---Tohri played by [Cristina Van Epps] (https://twitter.com/cristinavanepps) ---Martha played by [Flanders] (https://www.instagram.com/flanaconda/) ---Gentry played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The DM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/)   Thanks to [Chris Westlake] (https://www.instagram.com/rootndoo/) for our earworm theme song   [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

16 Jul 2024

1 HR 01 MINS

1:01:39

16 Jul 2024


#13

Episode 09: We Are the Railers, Not the Railees

The party skips town with Alfie and finds out that getting Annvieg out of Lonelywood will be tougher than they thought.  Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   *Remove the ads by joining our [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) !    Contact: ---iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) --- [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) ---Instagram: [@istdpod] (https://www.instagram.com/istdpod/)   Cast: ---Erastus played by [Ryan Keely] (https://www.instagram.com/ryankeelytm/) ---Tohri played by [Cristina Van Epps] (https://twitter.com/cristinavanepps) ---Martha played by [Flanders] (https://www.instagram.com/flanaconda/) ---Gentry played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The DM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/)   Thanks to [Chris Westlake] (https://www.instagram.com/rootndoo/) for our ear worm theme song [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

02 Jul 2024

1 HR 00 MINS

1:00:37

02 Jul 2024


#12

Episode 08: The Demigod of Rambling Conversations

Gentry gets a lesson in the birds and bees of divine procreation. Erastus does what he does best: deny deny deny. Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   *Remove the ads by joining our [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) !    Contact: ---iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) --- [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) ---Instagram: @istdpod Cast: ---Erastus played by [Ryan Keely] (https://www.instagram.com/ryankeelytm/) ---Tohri played by [Cristina Van Epps] (https://twitter.com/cristinavanepps) ---Martha played by [Flanders] (https://www.instagram.com/flanaconda/) ---Gentry played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The DM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/)   Thanks to [Chris Westlake] (https://www.instagram.com/rootndoo/) for our earworm theme song [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

18 Jun 2024

1 HR 05 MINS

1:05:03

18 Jun 2024


#11

Episode 07: A Date with Death (ft. Chowder)

Tohri has a date with Torga Icevein.    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   *Remove the ads by joining our [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) !    Contact: ---iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) --- [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) ---Instagram: @istdpod Cast: ---Erastus played by [Ryan Keely] (https://www.instagram.com/ryankeelytm/) ---Tohri played by [Cristina Van Epps] (https://twitter.com/cristinavanepps) ---Martha played by [Flanders] (https://www.instagram.com/flanaconda/) ---Gentry played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The DM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/)   Thanks to [Chris Westlake] (https://www.instagram.com/rootndoo/) for our earworm theme song [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

04 Jun 2024

1 HR 25 MINS

1:25:01

04 Jun 2024


#10

Episode 06: Plot Happens

Erastus returns to his tavern at long last to discover all is not well. Everyone learns all sorts of stuff about Erastus, who tries as hard as possible to forget it again.    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   *Remove the ads by joining our [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) !    Contact: ---iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) --- [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) ---Instagram: @istdpod   Cast: ---Erastus played by [Ryan Keely] (https://www.instagram.com/ryankeelytm/) ---Tohri played by [Cristina Van Epps] (https://twitter.com/cristinavanepps) ---Martha played by [Flanders] (https://www.instagram.com/flanaconda/) ---Gentry played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The DM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/)   Thanks to [Chris Westlake] (https://www.instagram.com/rootndoo/) for our earworm theme song   [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

21 May 2024

1 HR 12 MINS

1:12:02

21 May 2024


#9

Episode 05: Mr. Bingo's Revenge

Erastus answers a most dangerous booty call and everyone else is left with the mess. Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   *Remove the ads by joining our [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) !    Contact: ---iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) --- [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) ---Instagram: @istdpod   Cast: ---Erastus played by [Ryan Keely] (https://www.instagram.com/ryankeelytm/) ---Tohri played by [Cristina Van Epps] (https://twitter.com/cristinavanepps) ---Martha played by [Flanders] (https://www.instagram.com/flanaconda/) ---Gentry played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The DM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/)   Thanks to [Chris Westlake] (https://www.instagram.com/rootndoo/) for our earworm theme song   [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

07 May 2024

1 HR 03 MINS

1:03:30

07 May 2024


#8

Episode 04: The Strongest A**holes in the Ten Towns

The dragon falls. Everyone gets a cookie. Erastus extracts information from a very unlucky captive. Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   *Remove the ads by joining our [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) !  Contact: ---iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) --- [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) ---Instagram: @istdpod   Cast: ---Erastus played by [Ryan Keely] (https://www.instagram.com/ryankeelytm/) ---Tohri played by [Cristina Van Epps] (https://twitter.com/cristinavanepps) ---Martha played by [Flanders] (https://www.instagram.com/flanaconda/) ---Gentry played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The DM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/) Thanks to [Chris Westlake] (https://www.instagram.com/rootndoo/) for our earworm theme song   [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

23 Apr 2024

46 MINS

46:04

23 Apr 2024


#7

Episode 03: Best Roleplay Mates

The dragon fled to Easthaven but the crew gives chase. Old beefs become shaky alliances.  “Best Friends” Guitar lick by [John Huldt] (https://www.instagram.com/johnhuldt/?hl=en) Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   Find us: ---Email: [iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com] (mailto:iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com) --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) ---Twitter/Instagram: @istdpod Cast: ---Erastus played by [Ryan Keely] (https://www.instagram.com/ryankeelytm/) ---Tohri played by [Cristina Van Epps] (https://twitter.com/cristinavanepps) ---Martha played by [Flanders] (https://www.instagram.com/flanaconda/) ---Gentry played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The DM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/) Theme music by [Chris Westlake] (https://www.instagram.com/rootndoo/) [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

09 Apr 2024

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:36

09 Apr 2024


#6

Episode 02 (Clippy's Version): Doom Sores on Dragon's Wings

This is the SAME Episode 2, but with added commentary for D&D beginners! Our most experienced player, Cristina (affectionately dubbed our "D&D Clippy"), and DM Jess interject with playful explainers to help you catch on if you're totally new to this.     A dragon descends upon Martha’s new town. Martha and Tohri strike a deal. Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   Find us:  ---Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) --- [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) ---Instagram: @istdpod   Cast: ---Erastus played by [Ryan Keely] (https://www.instagram.com/ryankeelytm/) ---Tohri played by [Cristina Van Epps] (https://twitter.com/cristinavanepps) ---Martha played by [Flanders] (https://www.instagram.com/flanaconda/) ---Gentry played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The DM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/) Thanks to [Chris Westlake] (https://www.instagram.com/rootndoo/) for that ear-worm theme song [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

01 Apr 2024

53 MINS

53:08

01 Apr 2024


#5

Episode 02: Doom Sores on Dragon's Wings

A dragon descends upon Martha’s new town. Martha and Tohri strike a deal. Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity   Find us:  ---Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com --- [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) --- [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) ---Instagram: @istdpod   Cast: ---Erastus played by [Ryan Keely] (https://www.instagram.com/ryankeelytm/) ---Tohri played by [Cristina Van Epps] (https://twitter.com/cristinavanepps) ---Martha played by [Flanders] (https://www.instagram.com/flanaconda/) ---Gentry played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   ---The DM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/) Thanks to [Chris Westlake] (https://www.instagram.com/rootndoo/) for that ear-worm theme song [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

26 Mar 2024

46 MINS

46:14

26 Mar 2024


#4

Episode 01 (Clippy's Version): Pilot

This is the SAME Episode 1, but with added commentary for D&D beginners! Our most experienced player, Cristina (affectionately dubbed our "D&D Clippy"), and DM Jess interject with playful explainers to help you catch on if you're totally new to this.  . . . We begin in the town of Good Mead. Items made of chardalyn have been going missing, but is that really our problem? Content Warning: violence, torture, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity.    [Website] (https://www.istdpod.com/) [Patreon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) Instagram: @istdpod Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com   Cast: Erastus played by [Ryan Keely] (https://www.instagram.com/ryankeelytm/) Tohri played by [Cristina Van Epps] (https://twitter.com/cristinavanepps) Martha played by [Flanders] (https://www.instagram.com/flanaconda/) Gentry played by [Dana Scarborough] (https://www.instagram.com/xoxodanajean/)   The DM is [Jess Parks] (https://www.instagram.com/parqx/)   Thanks to [Chris Westlake] (https://www.instagram.com/rootndoo/) for our earworm theme song   [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

19 Mar 2024

1 HR 17 MINS

1:17:31

19 Mar 2024


#3

Episode 01: Pilot

We begin in the town of Good Mead. Items made of chardalyn have been going missing, but is that really our problem? Content Warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity.    Email: iseducethedragonpod@gmail.com Website: https://www.istdpod.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon   Cast: Erastus played by Ryan Keely (@ryankeelytm) Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps (@cristinavanepps) Martha played by Flanders Gentry played by Dana Scarborough  The DM is Jess Parks (@parqx) [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

12 Mar 2024

1 HR 11 MINS

1:11:01

12 Mar 2024


#2

Episode Zero: What is D&D? A Non-Nerd Primer

D&D-curious?  Let us explain - in plain language - how the storytelling game works, and why it's great!    Early Access Subscribers can listen to the full Episode 01 right now: www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

05 Mar 2024

04 MINS

04:21

05 Mar 2024


#1

TRAILER

They're the heroes. No, really.  [Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon] (https://www.patreon.com/ISeduceTheDragon) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

23 Feb 2024

01 MINS

01:33

23 Feb 2024