Fuggcast podcast

Fuggcast

Surreal Humour from Sam Langley. If you like your Absurdist Comedy served piping cold by a tired, dishevelled English man then look no further. 'It's really weird' says made up woman to made up man and he says 'Yes it's a bit like Tim and Eric on acid or Vic and Bob on acid or The Mighty Boosh on Acid or I think you should leave with Tim Robinson on acid'.

Surreal Humour from Sam Langley. If you like your Absurdist Comedy served piping cold by a tired, dishevelled English man then look no further. 'It's really weird' says made up woman to made up man and he says 'Yes it's a bit like Tim and Eric on acid or Vic and Bob on acid or The Mighty Boosh on Acid or I think you should leave with Tim Robinson on acid'.

 

#26

Elvis Special Part 1

Bristol's number 1 Surreal Comedy Podcast returns with 'Elvis Special'. Elvis, who was also known as 'King' has inspired many creative geniuses including Noel Gallagher, Dermot O Leary, Jo Whiley and even Simon Cowell. This episode features a particularly astringent form of Absurdist Comedy and is not to everyone's taste. Perhaps you might prefer to watch some old clips of Top Gear (classic line up) on Youtube instead. Part 2 is available here [www.patreon.com/fuggcast] (https://www.patreon.com/fuggcast) Many thanks to Robin Allender and Bruce McClure for their outstanding contributions. ... Read more

07 Nov 2024

28 MINS

28:29

07 Nov 2024


#25

Anus Talk: Deep dive

Introducing a brand new podcast from cracked arse productions. In this debut episode of Anus Talk your host takes a deep dive into the world of Anus. ... Read more

04 Sep 2024

09 MINS

09:27

04 Sep 2024


#24

Sandwich part 1

What is your favourite sandwich? Egg mayo? Lettuce and tomato? Cheese? Tomato? Cheese and tomato? Lettuce, cheese and tomato? Head over to https://www.patreon.com/Fuggcast to hear part 2 which is almost entirely sandwich based. ... Read more

28 Aug 2024

19 MINS

19:57

28 Aug 2024


#23

Ian part 1

2 Identical turds drop from the brain-anus. On closer inspection, one is large and sloppy and the other is small and firm. They both stink and are best avoided by sensible persons who would rather listen to podcast about patio or would rather scrub patio whilst listening to podcast about patio. To 'hear' part 2 go to [www.patreon.com/Fuggcast] (https://www.patreon.com/Fuggcast) ... Read more

24 Apr 2024

30 MINS

30:35

24 Apr 2024


#22

Joe Part 1

This episode is a strong jet off piss, washing away any remaining listeners. WARNING: It's a bit smuttier than usual, and a lot looser. If you like your Absurdist Comedy to be clean and tight then look elsewhere. To hear more weird surreal bollocks listen to part 2 by visiting [fuggwodge.com] (fuggwodge.com) and becoming a Premium Premier Member. P.S There are some new Elvis T-Shirts to buy! Happy Christmas XXX ... Read more

22 Dec 2023

30 MINS

30:52

22 Dec 2023


#21

Beatles Special Part 1

When 4 short, tubby lads from Liverpool, started playing really fast rock and roll music on instruments made from an assortment of vegetables. When 4 friends with underbites and medieval haircuts called themselves 'Beatles'. When Chris, Flumbo, Michael and Quin and the 17 invisibeatles. It's just a bit of fun guys. You know that by now. A dishevelled, wild eyed man sticks various items from kitchen cupboard on his face and calls it art? Britain's number one Absurdist Comedy Podcast continues it's downward trajectory with a fresh helping of pustulous comestibles. Part 2 is available at [www.Fuggwodge.com] (https://www.fuggwodge.com/) on the Bonus Materials Page when you sign up to become a patron. ... Read more

04 Oct 2023

32 MINS

32:07

04 Oct 2023


#20

Ant Chair and Dec Chair

What do you think of when I say the words: Ant and Dec? Do you think of that ant you saw last December? Do you imagine the actor Anthony Head's disembodied head floating around an empty aircraft hangar? Or does something completely unrelated come to mind? Like a a disembodied hand floating around an empty aircraft hangar. In this latest epis (episode) of Britain's Premier Absurdist Comedy Podcast, you will hear what you want to hear....but only if what you want to hear is a tired dishevelled man reading things out that he has written on toilet. If you'd like to support Fuggcast then visit www.fuggwodge.com and donate using the tiny yellow button. Or buy a cool funki T- Shirt! ... Read more

05 Jul 2023

41 MINS

41:28

05 Jul 2023


#19

It must be Groak: New Album

'It must be Groak' Is the new album by Sam Langley (me). It's a real piece of work and is quite good to listen to if you like 15 second songs about Steven Spielboy, Blue sauce, Red sauce, Anthony Head, Head Chef Andy Head, Tom Cruz and Medieval haircuts. 25 years in the making, this is a collection of deeply personal 'songs' that will make you cry out for something more accessible. Why did it take so long? Well it takes 9 months to make a baby and, sometimes, it takes 25 years to create a masterpiece. All the music was composed within 2 hours, the lyrics took far longer. Every song has a story behind it. The concept behind 'You saved Hollywood's ass' came to me on Holiday in the South of France. I'd gone there with my grown up step-son Bennet for a bit of Father-Son bonding. Unfortunately it rained the entire time we were there and so we were confined to our windowless one room apartment. There wasn't much to do except read through the enormous pile of glossy magazines that I had brought, and it was whilst thumbing through a copy of Grazia that I stumbled upon an article that would inspire me to write this world changing anthem. Steven Spielboy and Tom Cruz haven't always seen eye to eye. Their relationship has been somewhat turbulent over the last 20 years and it was a wonderful surprise to hear the diminutive Director praising the diminutive Actor for 'Saving Hollywood's ass'. As I just mentioned, I was both surprised and delighted. 'Well well well', I thought to myself. 'Wonders will never cease'. And then the next thing that I thought was: 'Jeseus, I'm hungry' and I went and made myself a pecan butter sandwich. Later that day, I recalled the article and once again wobbled my enormous spherical head. 'Well well well' I thought (and perhaps even muttered to myself') and then Wham! It hit me like a big strong boxer man hitting another slightly smaller boxer man: This would make good song. There's a story behind each of the 19 songs on 'It must be Groak'. You can listen now using this link [https://www.fuggwodge.com/music] (https://www.fuggwodge.com/music) Do take care. All the best Sam ... Read more

25 Apr 2023

03 MINS

03:59

25 Apr 2023


#18

Sean Pennyworth

Bigger, better and boasting a host that does boast about the size of his new showpiece: A golden Anthony Head statue. It's so beautiful and it's eyes seem to follow you around the room and of the door, all the way to the wholefood shop and you say 'Help, I'm being followed by these golden eyes!' But the weedy guy behind the till just makes a deflating sound and resumes his conversation with a tub of out of date hummus. Do you like this kind of nonsense? I do hope so because that means you'll like this episode. There are other Absurdist Comedy Podcasts out there but they're all rubbish, well that's what my mate Jenathen with the ripped jeans says anyway. ... Read more

17 Apr 2023

47 MINS

47:20

17 Apr 2023


#17

Guestless

Have you guessed? No, there is no made up guest for this weak watered down epi-dose of absurdist comedy. 'That's fine with me mate' you whisper. 'The made up guests are the weakest part of the show' and I agree, nodding my grey rubber head and making a deflating sound like a burst rubber head. However...this is a premium edition of Fuggcast and features some truly superb one liners, a couple of mediocre 2 liners and 1 abysmal 3 liner. If you want to support Fuggcast then go to [Fuggwodge.com] (https://www.fuggwodge.com/) and donate using the tiny yellow donate button. Or you can buy a T-Shirt and look as smart as I feel I've made my point. Ciao Sam XXX ... Read more

30 Jan 2023

41 MINS

41:00

30 Jan 2023


#16

Tom Robert

The 20th Episode of Fuggcast is long, thin and smells like runny brie, just like my withered leg. You remember that pub in Exmoor? The withered leg? The barman looked like an old cobblers puppet. Gorgeous shiny hair, skin like varnished oak but there was something creepy about him. Why did he disappear behind a partition to pour our drinks? Why did he reappear behind us with 3 flutes of thick pink liquid? Fuggcast is the best absurdist comedy podcast in existence but don't take my word for it. Other words that might help me crawl into the limelight are weird, surreal, avantgarde and nonsense. What else? How about Tim and Eric, Tim Key, Tim Heidecker, Vic and Bob, The Beef and Dairy network, 3 bean salad and Adult swim? There's not many weird comedy podcasts out there...or are there? Let me know if you can think of any. All the best Stilve ... Read more

09 Nov 2022

37 MINS

37:18

09 Nov 2022


#15

Spenther Pimartin

What would you do if you had a million ideas? Would you lay on the floor convulsing or would you channel those ideas into a premium quality podcast? RIFF RAFF BE WARNED This episode of Fuggcast is not for the likes of you! I'm trying to attract a new audience member. One with a nice plum coloured shirt a pronounced underbite and a shock of white pubes. This episode pairs well with a bottle of your fathers best Burgundy and a wheel of your Mothers best single Gloucester. Tasting notes: Chalky, cheddary, cheeky, chewy and reminiscent of the last time you cleaned the fridge and found a small tupperware container full of white pubes. Donate money using the tiny yellow button at www.fuggwodge.com ... Read more

08 Sep 2022

28 MINS

28:18

08 Sep 2022


#14

Steven Nevets

'Hiya love it's me Steven Nevets' Says he. In this latest episode of blank space blank blank return space, Sam returns to his roost and lays a Goldblum egg. What's the likelihood that you would recommend Fuggcast to a taller friend or colleague? There are other podcasts out there but not many presented by a shuffling, stuttering shambles. In real life Sam is suave, articulate and dresses like the Grape Gatsby. There's 'poetry' from 'Malt Lymon', Film reviews with Avery Wayne and a lot of nonsense that was written and recorded on the throne. If you'd like to donate then you can visit www.fuggwodge.com and use the tiny yellow button. ... Read more

21 Jul 2022

24 MINS

24:44

21 Jul 2022


#13

Sam Langley

MAN: 'The longer the better right?' DIFFERENT MAN: 'Right!' This latest episode of Fuggcast features 26 minutes and 13 seconds of pure quality but pure quality what? What do you/I mean? What kind of qualities are you looking for in a perfect partner? Thick rubbery neck? Tick. Thick rubbery tie? Tick. Thick rubbery sentences that spring from a perfectly circular mouth? The man that is called Sam Langley that make Fuggcast is tired of just himself being the only one on Fuggcast so him get a new film section presented by Avery Wayne. There's also an exclusive digital multitrack audio recording from Sam's cousin Oliver White. Sam's new album is available here https://www.fuggwodge.com/music Oliver White's various musical and artistic projects can be found here https://coims.bandcamp.com/ and here https://www.instagram.com/in_a_nuts_shell/ Avery Wayne is also known as Bruce McClure and his poetry/art can be seen here https://www.thestrangestpetonearth.com/ ... Read more

23 May 2022

26 MINS

26:12

23 May 2022


#12

Martimerin Ratimerin

More tedious nonsense from the self-proclaimed 'Podcast King'. With a new expression on his big fleshy face, Sam returns with a new look. Nothing new to hear here though, just more self-conscious wittering. There isn't an interview with Russel Brand but if there were, it would be long, meandering and peppered with his catchphrase 'Well alrighty then!'. Other Celebrities failing to make an appearance are Nick Hooper, Dan Waterfax-Harris and Sian Font but including their names in this description may attract a new listener. If you'd like to donate then please do so. There's a special T-Shirt designed for this episode by Jean Waterforest which you can buy now at https://www.fuggwodge.com/product-page/fuggcast-s2e3-t-shirt ... Read more

22 Mar 2022

24 MINS

24:47

22 Mar 2022


#11

Penison Carbridge

There are 2 holes, hole A and hole B. Hole A emits foul odours whilst hole B releases noxious gas. Butthole don a minute... A hole isn't a hole or is it? Why am you wasting my/your semi-precious life force on this nonsense? In this premium grade episode of Fuggcast, Sam lifts the lid and sits down for a nice relaxing sh1p. The water-closet is a safe space to think and dream up new ways to think about dreaming. It's an absurdist comedy podcast matey and if you don't like it, there's plenty of other tedious podcast out there. ... Read more

02 Feb 2022

24 MINS

24:33

02 Feb 2022


#10

Tony Pear

Series 2 opens it's short fat legs to reveal a blank space. You feel short and fat changed. On another occasion, you're sitting in your homemade bunker, when you hear the news that Jay Bell has dyed his hair the exact same colour as the interior of your homemade bunker (eggshell). It's another truck load of desiccated fox manure with each dainty white log painted in every colour of the brainbow. An absurdist comedy podcast? Yes but only for the SEO darlming. ... Read more

21 Dec 2021

22 MINS

22:16

21 Dec 2021


#9

Paul McCartneys LIVE

In the latest episode, Sam raises one of his yellow eyebrows 2mm, lifts his spoon 3mm and turns his turnip head 3mm to the west. This week's show is live from Anriston village hall (It's not) and 3 different versions of Paul McCartney drop by for a chat (They don't). 80's McCartney arrives wearing his trademark silver spacesuit, riding a silver tricycle with a trailer carrying platypus McCartney and C.G.I Detective McCartney. At nearly 20 minutes, this episode is the longest so far and that's good isn't it? More Pauls at www.Fuggwodge.com ... Read more

08 Nov 2021

19 MINS

19:24

08 Nov 2021


#8

Sue Shoefoot

What do cephalopods, rich tea biscuits and Chesney from Gladiators all have in common? What is the opposite of 'OV'? These are good questions but in this episode, we will be asking better ones. When will Matt finish? What is up? How is it hanging? Who played Russ in 'Speech Hammer'? Featuring an exclusive interview with Paula Paulsfon, some 'problematic' themes and a lovely matt finish episode 12 promises to be your favourite so far. Obviously, it can't live up to its promise because it's not as good as episode 10. For more balls visit www.fuggwodge.com ... Read more

22 Sep 2021

13 MINS

13:21

22 Sep 2021


#7

Zosh Phyphen

Putting the tension back into pretension, Sam serves up yet another tepid bowl of semi-nutritious audio slop. Is it a conversation in four parts? There's a new Heart to heart section with Sue Shoefoot, 'Release the Gas' with Tarn Fastwater and Father Eisenmass drops by with a big bag of pens. It's an Absurdist Comedy podcast John and let's hope that makes it searchable... www.Fuggwodge.com ... Read more

12 Aug 2021

13 MINS

13:51

12 Aug 2021


#6

Sperm eels CUBE SPECIAL

Absurdist comedy podcast with the sperm eels. Sam is wearing his new 'Michael' costume back to front but you won't notice because you can't actually 'see' him. He is there, but where is there? There's a faint paisley border around this episode and bee logo in the top right corner. Still at 'CUBE' but not for much longer. There's Eissenmass chat and local celebrity Thin William drops by for a slice of Eissenmass flan. www.fuggwodge.com ... Read more

28 Jun 2021

12 MINS

12:09

28 Jun 2021


#5

Esrog Rewinter CUBE SPECIAL

Opposite of dog, opposite of cat. Sam's wearing his baseball cat T-Shirt and little else. There's an interview with Esron Rewimner in the Winter room and Spider shoe makes an unwelcome appearance. It's Part 2 in the Cube trilogy and is a little bit better than the first but by no means as good as next weeks episode. visit www.Fuggwodge.com for more absurdist balls. ... Read more

21 Jun 2021

11 MINS

11:07

21 Jun 2021


#4

Burbek Schmidt CUBE SPECIAL

The first of 3 special episodes commissioned by Cube Microplex in Bristol to celebrate their reopening. Recorded un-live in Cube, (but not really). Sam chats to the semi-fictional, rotting Co-flounder of Cube, Bendrian Half Water about how he and others. There's grey noise, grey pleated trousers and some leftover scrambled egg that's also a bit grey. Open your child's drawing of a mouth and consume a mouthful of tasteless grey sludge. There's music from The Squirting Willies which I think you'll agree is a lovely name for a non-existent band. ... Read more

08 Jun 2021

09 MINS

09:37

08 Jun 2021


#3

Shelly Valley

In a surprise turn of events, Sam turns the tables and then turns them back again. Your sister drops by for a sandwich and a bit of how's your father. Meanwhile, Wes is up to his digital armpits in spam. If you don't like this episode, that's fine, there'll be another one out soon but I warn you, it will be very similar. If you do like this podcast please leave a smashing review. www.fuggwodge.com ... Read more

26 Apr 2021

09 MINS

09:53

26 Apr 2021


#2

Lenid Nimbor

It takes a while to get into a new podcast. Quite often they're hosted by 2 annoying American men and involve a lot of smug in-jokes. In this episode, Sam digs about in his attic and unearths some interesting items including a signed photo of Jaques McCorzack, a roll of fibreglass and signed line drawing of Phoebe Holmes. ... Read more

07 Apr 2021

10 MINS

10:29

07 Apr 2021


#1

Stuart Moordit

It's episode 5 buddy! Woo! Yeah! We made it! Alright! Come on! Dane Jooey Dench makes a brief appearance as does Stuart Moordit and marketing expert Randry Azmarazav. There's warm rock, tepid folk and cold quiche for afters. www.fuggwodge.com ... Read more

15 Mar 2021

10 MINS

10:53

15 Mar 2021