F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast podcast

F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

Welcome to F*ck Buddies (@Fck_Buddies), the dating and sex advice podcast setting out to smash toxic masculinity and rape culture. We’re here to answer all of your sticky, sexy questions! With hosts Dain Miller (@TheDainiac) and Niall Spain (@NiallSpain). Submit your questions by e-mailing fbuddiespodcast@gmail.com!

Welcome to F*ck Buddies (@Fck_Buddies), the dating and sex advice podcast setting out to smash toxic masculinity and rape culture. We’re here to answer all of your sticky, sexy questions! With hosts Dain Miller (@TheDainiac) and Niall Spain (@NiallSpain). Submit your questions by e-mailing fbuddiespodcast@gmail.com!

 

#327

Episode 322 - Quantum Mom and the Impossible Architecture

How can ever wall be a window?  How can a balcony be a room?  How can mom be EVERYWHERE.  Topics include situationship penis fracture, the ever-present mother, irresistible shirtless dad, stripping away insecurity. ... Read more

16 Dec 2024

46 MINS

46:42

16 Dec 2024


#326

Episode 321 - Teach Her the Gropes

Sometimes you just need a mentor to guide you through the more complicated matters in life.  Topics include keeping your car freshly stocked with crusty rags, terrible sexting strategies, how to work on that arch, wet dream loophole. Support the show: <a href='http://www.patreon.com/fbuddies'>www.patreon.com/fbuddies</a> ... Read more

09 Dec 2024

41 MINS

41:18

09 Dec 2024


#325

Episode 320 - From the Vault: Tony Pizza (Part 2)

You probably remember when we got really side-tracked by the legend of Tony Pizza.  Well, we didn't stop at just one episode.  We had a lot more to say on the topic.  Niall was in Mexico this week and the live show we wanted to release got corrupted, so we're cracking open the vault and sharing this unhinged episode just for you. Support the show: <a href='http://www.patreon.com/fbuddies'>www.patreon.com/fbuddies</a> ... Read more

02 Dec 2024

46 MINS

46:25

02 Dec 2024


#324

Episode 319 - Slurpin' Balls In Your Mouth

Literally every delicious food could be made into a dick or balls.  Are we supposed to starve?!  Topics include shivering her timbers, boba is sus, cheating on your girlfriend before cheating on No Nut November, and how to train your girlfriend. Support the show: <a href='http://www.patreon.com/fbuddies'>www.patreon.com/fbuddies</a> ... Read more

25 Nov 2024

51 MINS

51:28

25 Nov 2024


#323

Episode 318 - Winnie the Fool

Everything is okay if you film it.  Topics include sharing your feelings, when she fucks you up, a soft "I hate you", making her mine. Support the show: <a href='http://www.patreon.com/fbuddies'>www.patreon.com/fbuddies</a> ... Read more

18 Nov 2024

44 MINS

44:30

18 Nov 2024


#322

Episode 317 - 10 Things I Hate About You (Birthday Edition)

Everything sucks, but we made this for you anyway. Support the show: <a href='http://www.patreon.com/fbuddies'>www.patreon.com/fbuddies</a> ... Read more

11 Nov 2024

47 MINS

47:11

11 Nov 2024


#321

Episode 316 - Voidgina

We don't think John Cena was trying to be sexy when he hit Dain really hard with a sledgehammer, but maybe we just don't know what the kids are into these days.  Topics include upping your red flag game, ex-girlfriend ruining sex, second class girlfriend and the voidgina. Support the show: <a href='http://www.patreon.com/fbuddies'>www.patreon.com/fbuddies</a> ... Read more

04 Nov 2024

41 MINS

41:18

04 Nov 2024


#320

Episode 315 - Sherlock Holmes & Wetson

See that little joke in the title there, Spotify?  Wouldn't you like MORE of that?  Just hit us up.  We won't blow you off for some lame camp thing.  Topics include jerking it when she's around, finger lickin' (real) good, the classic money trap, losing that lovin' feeling. ... Read more

28 Oct 2024

48 MINS

48:19

28 Oct 2024


#319

Episode 314 - Toy Story 5

Ol' Walt is a real freak for this one.  That slinky dog really gets put through it.  Topics include being eaten alive by the prospect of threesomes, sexual support stuffy, marriage ending threesome, degradation play without the play. Support the show: <a href='https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies </a> Get tickets to our next live show October 29th: <a href='https://www.fbuddiespodcast.com/liveshows'>https://www.fbuddiespodcast.com/liveshows</a> ... Read more

21 Oct 2024

42 MINS

42:19

21 Oct 2024


#318

Episode 313 - Vape Is Just A Steam Room For Your Mouth

Oh, you have a room in your house that gets really hot and steamy?  That's cool.  I've got a room in my body called my lungs that I blast with vapor 24/7.  Topics include irreversible post nut clarity, safe sex discussion, how to de-cling yourself, look what she's wearing. Support the show: <a href='https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies </a> Get tickets to our next live show October 29th: <a href='https://www.fbuddiespodcast.com/liveshows'>https://www.fbuddiespodcast.com/liveshows</a> ... Read more

14 Oct 2024

46 MINS

46:11

14 Oct 2024


#317

Episode 312 - Butter Fingies

Don't you hate it when you're trying to think of an absolutely devastating comeback, but it comes to you like... two days later in the shower?  Now that's what we need a time machine for.  Topics include defending your pink honour, wanting good sex bad, stealth ring measuring techniques, between round awkwardness. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies  ... Read more

07 Oct 2024

46 MINS

46:03

07 Oct 2024


#316

Episode 311 - Massive, Not Masculine

I can't help but look down at my balls every now and then and think, "Sure, you're massive.  But are you masculine?"  Topics include rated below her ex for best orgasms, a four year sex sabbatical, how to impress hundreds of women, a well endowed girlfriend. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies  ... Read more

30 Sep 2024

41 MINS

41:37

30 Sep 2024


#315

Episode 310 - My Boyfriend's Volcano Ears

If someone could just Shrek-style pull all the wax out of my ears, that would be very kick ass.  Topics include waterboarding your ears, stalking masturbation, donating your wedding dress, and erectile terror. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies ... Read more

23 Sep 2024

45 MINS

45:10

23 Sep 2024


#314

Episode 309 - RIP Hulk Hogan

Hulkamania will not longer be running wild.  Topics include throwing up a whole bunch, a poop-inducing scare, where does oral happen, a rough ex-perience. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies ... Read more

16 Sep 2024

41 MINS

41:50

16 Sep 2024


#313

Episode 308 - Bring Your Brother To Your Nudes

The only way to ensure that you're not about to be blackmailed is simply by including your brother (or sister!) in your nudes for safety.  Topics include bringing your sibling on a date, your mind's telling you no, but her body is telling you yes, blackmail tactics, keeping your lube secret. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies ... Read more

09 Sep 2024

45 MINS

45:02

09 Sep 2024


#312

Episode 307 - Boner Is Sports Mode

I don't think we SHOULD compare the human body to form of Crocs, but if we DID... then I think it's VERY obviously what our sport mode would be.  Topics include girlfriend's cartoon sex noises, how to feel a flaccid penis, creampie boundaries, a disturbing kink preference. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies ... Read more

02 Sep 2024

49 MINS

49:08

02 Sep 2024


#311

Episode 306 - How Low Can Men Go?

Get out the shovels, boys!  Let's bring this bar straight to hell!  Topics include how low can the bar go, pulling a meatloaf, getting sweaty at the gym for all the wrong reasons, is your labia and innie or an outie? Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies ... Read more

26 Aug 2024

51 MINS

51:03

26 Aug 2024


#310

Episode 305 - Happy Penis Video

That baby is just TOO FLIRTY to be sending all willy-nilly.  We're doing a rare remote record this week, but we're back with a hot and fresh episode! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies ... Read more

19 Aug 2024

53 MINS

53:54

19 Aug 2024


#309

Episode 304 - Intimate Evenings: My Sickly, Victorian Husband (Live @ The Black Sheep)

We're still recovering from GenCon and catching up on missing a week of our lives to Indianapolis, so here's our most recent live show at Black Sheep! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies ... Read more

12 Aug 2024

1 HR 30 MINS

1:30:53

12 Aug 2024


#308

Episode 303 - Intimate Evenings: How to Tell if You're Circumcised (Live @ Camp Halcyon)

This summer we got the amazing chance to head out into the woods and perform for the kick-ass campers at Camp Halcyon.  And since we were both away at GenCon all week, we figured now would be the best time to share just a fraction of the fun to be had at camp. Support the show: <a href='https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies'>https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies</a> Go on your own camp adventure: https://www.camphalcyon.com/ ... Read more

05 Aug 2024

1 HR 30 MINS

1:30:19

05 Aug 2024


#307

Episode 302 - Take the Puss to Mouth Town

Listen, Greg.  You can keep making your funny little piss jokes and I'll be forced to ruin your life or you can just chill. You make the call.  Topics include falling on the piss sword, toothy blowjobs, canine companion challenges, lick my balls (respectfully).  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies ... Read more

29 Jul 2024

49 MINS

49:14

29 Jul 2024


#306

Episode 301 - Transformer? I Hardly Know Her!

We can all agree that there is some man-child out there who is 100% responsible for naming these stupid magic robots.  Topics include sexting ruining your life, unremorseful dick breaking, one person casual sex. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies ... Read more

22 Jul 2024

47 MINS

47:42

22 Jul 2024


#305

Episode 300 - Meat Two-bes & Meet Two-ties

We celebrate our unbroken streak of 300 episodes by returning to where it all started.  Join us for an episode of introspection, disappointing sodas and the advice you've come to love. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies ... Read more

15 Jul 2024

1 HR 03 MINS

1:03:02

15 Jul 2024


#304

Episode 299 - Intimate Evenings: Dry Kongs (Pride Special w/ Trevor Campbell Live @ Black Sheep)

We celebrate Pride month at Black Sheep with the incredibly funny Trevor Campbell, host of You Made Me Queer! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Find Trevor here: https://www.trevorcampbell.ca/ymmq/ ... Read more

08 Jul 2024

1 HR 44 MINS

1:44:16

08 Jul 2024


#303

Episode 298 - Non-Consensual Office Staring Contest

If you catch them looking at you because you were looking at them then can you even be upset?  Topics include interesting animal encounters while dating, indulging your foot fetish, weeding out on your first date, and appreciating those heavy boobs. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies ... Read more

01 Jul 2024

49 MINS

49:00

01 Jul 2024


#302

Episode 297 - The Complete Glossary of Horny Aliens

If someone told me that a children's cartoon had the most complete list of sexually deviant aliens... yeah, I'd probably believe them.  Topics include Ben 10 recovery, that negative accent, complimenting or criticizing thicc-ness, exhibitionism for dummies. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies ... Read more

24 Jun 2024

45 MINS

45:03

24 Jun 2024


#301

Episode 296 - Peeking Over the Balls

New self mode just dropped, y'all.  Get those balls in half eclipse!  Topics include plastic bag break up, post-sex sex show, weirdly obsessed sister, morning routine (sex version). Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies ... Read more

17 Jun 2024

46 MINS

46:46

17 Jun 2024