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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

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Weekly Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth fan podcast discussing Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire. Close the Door and Come Here.

Weekly Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth fan podcast discussing Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire. Close the Door and Come Here.

 

#523

523: ASoS Jon X

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon is set up for failure by those two lovable scamps: Janos and Alliser when he's sent to meet with Mance. We still like Book Tormund, but we have real questions about George's sense of scale and the logic of the arrival of the cavalry. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon X.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 523 ... Read more

26 Mar 2024

21 MINS

21:54

26 Mar 2024


#522

522: ASoS Jaime IX (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. No more heavy leanings! Cersei tries to blow Jaime right out of the Kingsguard, but he's too busy rehearsing his big speech to Brienne. Jaime and Brienne act like awkward teenagers, and then Jaime acts like a man who can do whatever he chooses. Whatever he chooses. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime IX. Originally recorded in 2019.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 522 ... Read more

19 Mar 2024

1 HR 18 MINS

1:18:03

19 Mar 2024


#521

521: ASoS Daenerys VI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dany's conquered yet another city state, but it's very much two steps forward, three steps back for her as she deals with the fallout and Jorah's crappy YouTube apology. Hell has frozen over and we find that we're the Dany Defense Squad now. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Daenerys VI.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 521 ... Read more

12 Mar 2024

35 MINS

35:48

12 Mar 2024


#520

520: ASoS Tyrion X (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Tywin a dad of his word? We’re not so sure. We are pretty sure he’s being poisoned, though. Tyrion’s putting all his faith in the Red Viper, and we wonder why Tywin didn’t see that coming. Join us for Inigo Montoya vs. The Mountain, a trial by combat for the ages, but not for the faint of heart. Just remember that snakes have no hands, but they do have eyes and teeth--or at least they used to. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion X. Originally recorded in 2018.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 520 ... Read more

05 Mar 2024

30 MINS

30:56

05 Mar 2024


#519

519: ASoS Jon IX

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon and what's left at the Night's Watch are tired and so are we. We're not quite sure what the Turtle is, but our heroes are throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks despite or because of GRRM's Looney Tunes physics. Janos Slynt arrives to spoil Jon's first good night of sleep in a while. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon IX.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 519 ... Read more

27 Feb 2024

22 MINS

22:10

27 Feb 2024


#518

518: ASoS Sansa VI (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time to get your PEEEETYR on, as Littlefinger moves from his Tiny House in the Fingers to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Will Sansa move from pawn to player? Could GRRM possibly have more SanSan foreshadowing in this chapter? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa VI. Originally recorded in 2018.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 518 ... Read more

20 Feb 2024

54 MINS

54:46

20 Feb 2024


#517

517: ASoS Jaime VIII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s time for King’s Landing Cribs Edition, where the magic doesn’t happen. Are you a gasoline kinda gal or do you prefer manure? All we know is we’re not into the smell of rotting flesh. Jaime trusts Loras will fall in love with Brienne if he just spends a few minutes alone with her. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VIII - originally recorded in 2019.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 517 ... Read more

13 Feb 2024

38 MINS

38:10

13 Feb 2024


#516

516: ASoS Tyrion IX (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the trial of the young century and with Cersei McBeal in charge, things don't look good for Tyrion. We get another sweet, fleeting taste of the sexy Oberyn Martell, but inquiring minds want to know - did Oberyn get a taste of Cersei? GRRM is the Jaime and Brienne fanfic author of our dreams and we want more. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion IX. Originally recorded in 2018.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 516 ... Read more

06 Feb 2024

55 MINS

55:38

06 Feb 2024


#515

515: ASoS Arya XII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as Arya takes a tour through every stage of grief and evidences some abandonment issues and we realize this episode should be sponsored by a therapy service. Tyrion's buddies are thriving and we realize that in another universe, Sandor has a future as a camp counselor for damaged children. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya XII.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 515 ... Read more

30 Jan 2024

25 MINS

25:52

30 Jan 2024


#514

514: ASoS Jon VIII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Things are bleak at the Wall, but Donal Noye, total badass that he is, and Jon are on it even if he is only 16. If we were looking at the HR roster for the Watch, he'd be our pick for command t Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon VIII.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 514 ... Read more

23 Jan 2024

14 MINS

14:10

23 Jan 2024


#513

513: ASoS Davos VI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos may not have all his fingertips, but he's sure got balls. Robert's kids are awesome and we'll definitely miss the Davos/Stannis/Melisandre not-so-fun-times chapters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Davos VI.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 513 ... Read more

16 Jan 2024

21 MINS

21:14

16 Jan 2024


#512

512: ASoS Jaime VII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime’s homecoming sucks. Cersei gives, but we must ask. Sure Jaime’s a deadbeat dad, but Joff really was a dick. And Jaime might be good at bluffing, but Tywin always wins the staring contests. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 512 ... Read more

09 Jan 2024

59 MINS

59:11

09 Jan 2024


#511

511: ASoS Sansa V (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sansa turns from porcelain, to ivory, to steel, but finds herself fleeing from one terrible situation to another. Littlefinger's plots make almost as much sense as his ways of wooing women. We mourn the lack of SanSan in the show, and wonder if Sansa will ever get to actually kiss a half decent man. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa V (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 511 ... Read more

02 Jan 2024

1 HR 06 MINS

1:06:28

02 Jan 2024


#510

510: ASoS Tyrion VIII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s a nice day for a Purple Wedding. Olenna’s giving Sansa some serial killer hairnet realness. Joffrey stars in his first and last “I’m on a horse!” Old Spice commercial. GRRM might be the original wordy food blogger, so you can just shove some pigeon pie down your cake hole for the very bestest chapter ever. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion VIII (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 510 ... Read more

26 Dec 2023

33 MINS

33:31

26 Dec 2023


#509

509: ASoS Sansa IV (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time for Joffrey's wedding breakfast, but where are the Bloody Marys and cheesy hashbrowns, George? Who needs fantasy football when you can have fantasy Kingsguards? Did Robert have a subscription to Melees Monthly? Tyrion is...problematic and no matter what tidbits GRRM give us, we're just not here for your Targ BS. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 509 ... Read more

19 Dec 2023

51 MINS

51:19

19 Dec 2023


#508

508: ASoS Tyrion VII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Turns out not everyone is that into dragon sex dungeons. If you need staff who can keep their mouth shut, Brella's your girl. Tyrion talks himself out of loving a whore. Again. Like Shae we aim high by going low. Are the Brave Companions the real J/B shippers? Hooray for Occasional Gents x 2! A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 508 ... Read more

12 Dec 2023

24 MINS

24:32

12 Dec 2023


#507

507: ASoS Daenerys V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dany's crew is at their peak as they take on Meereen and each other's treachery. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Daenerys V.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 507 ... Read more

05 Dec 2023

23 MINS

23:27

05 Dec 2023


#506

506: ASoS Bran IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This chapter's got lore galore, a POV character meet-up, Meera being awesome and the plot moving forward. More of this, please! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Bran IV.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 506 ... Read more

28 Nov 2023

33 MINS

33:26

28 Nov 2023


#505

505: ASoS Jon VII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We all love what George does with his Dicks. Is Mance the first person in a thousand years to think about attacking Castle Black from the rear? Could Jon and Ygritte have had it all? Or at least something? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon VII.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 505 ... Read more

21 Nov 2023

23 MINS

23:43

21 Nov 2023


#504

504: ASoS Davos V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos is the guy we all want on our small council, especially in the chapter where he's the only one in the room trying to talk his king out of sacrificing a kid. Is it Pie-los? Pee-los? Jim? Who can say? However you pronounce it, he's smart enough in his choice of teaching material. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Davos V.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 504 ... Read more

14 Nov 2023

30 MINS

30:05

14 Nov 2023


#503

503: ASoS Tyrion VI (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Joffrey doesn’t know when to just take a win, but Tyrion knows when to pull out the Michael Jackson popcorn gif. Cersei had one job! We decide we prefer a Benadryl timeout. And we learn that Elia was an afterthought because Tywin is the real monster here. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion VI (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 503 ... Read more

07 Nov 2023

29 MINS

29:29

07 Nov 2023


#502

502: ASoS Arya XI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The short, bleak, unhappy chapter in which everything hurts and we torture ourselves wondering if it could have ended any better. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya XI.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 502 ... Read more

31 Oct 2023

22 MINS

22:11

31 Oct 2023


#501

501: ASoS Catelyn VII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Lord Walder Frey and The Chinless Collective cordially invite you to the Red Wedding (the red is for love!). The music is crap (you try playing the lute while sitting on a crossbow) and the food is worse, but at least the reception isn't boring. Sob! A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Catelyn VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2017.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 501 ... Read more

24 Oct 2023

49 MINS

49:58

24 Oct 2023