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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

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Weekly Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth fan podcast discussing Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire. Close the Door and Come Here.

#540

540: AFfC Arya I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This is not the place to learn about life on a ship. How does the Titan roar, anyway? The House of Black and White is creepy but in an interesting way. Someone explain why she tries to eat that worm. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Arya I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 540 ... Read more

23 Jul 2024

21 MINS

21:58

23 Jul 2024

#539

539: AFfC Samwell I

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. George R. R. Martin is absolutely using Sam as a self-insert in this chapter. Does Sam not understand he can check books out of the library? Jon knows his Stannis situation looks bad from the outside. Does Jon need to go this hard at killing the boy? We’re all Team Gilly. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Samwell I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 539 ... Read more

16 Jul 2024

36 MINS

36:26

16 Jul 2024

#538

538: AFfC Brienne I (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everything about Brienne is ugly, except for her eyes. And her soul. And her mare, which is not a piebald. We get inside Brienne's head and , no surprise, it's a beautiful place to be. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne I. Originally recorded in 2019. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 538 ... Read more

09 Jul 2024

53 MINS

53:42

09 Jul 2024

#537

537: AFfC Cersei I (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. You may love a Targaryen. Lot’s surprised we’re defending Cersei. Guile calls out the Cersei x Qyburn meet cute. We're all bonding over platonic Shea questioning. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei I. Originally recorded in 2015. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 537 ... Read more

02 Jul 2024

52 MINS

52:06

02 Jul 2024

#536

536: AFfC The Captain of Guards

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dorne seems delightful as the metaphors literally drop from the sky. We meet the Sand Snakes through the male gaze, but at least we can fall back on our other senses with those delicious descriptions of Dornish food. Yum!! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Captain of Guards. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 536 ... Read more

25 Jun 2024

24 MINS

24:17

25 Jun 2024

#535

535: AFfC The Prophet

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is this the worst chapter in all of the books? Maybe, because the Iron Islands suck. Is it Damphair or Damfere and is he naked this entire chapter? Kingsmoot! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A A Feast for Crows: The Prophet. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 535 ... Read more

18 Jun 2024

25 MINS

25:42

18 Jun 2024

#534

534: AFfC Prologue

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Magic is back! But what are these guys' names? We're as confused as readers back in 2006 at all of the new faces as we start in on Feast. At least Oldtown seems cool. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast For Crows Prologue. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 534 ... Read more

11 Jun 2024

20 MINS

20:20

11 Jun 2024

#533

533: ASoS Retrospective

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. As we look back on Storm, is it really all Jaime and Brienne's fault that these books aren't finished? We talk about our favorite scenes, POVs and duos and more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Retrospective. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 533 ... Read more

04 Jun 2024

48 MINS

48:11

04 Jun 2024

#532

532: ASoS Epilogue (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. When they go low, we go lower...so let's talk about the Freys! Was the Red Wedding a $5,000 dragon affair, or a $50,000 dragon gala? Either way, the sweet playlists of Roose Bolton & Lame Lothar's Wedding Planners will make your night. But now for a serious question, who was Lady Stoneheart's neck flap holder? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Epilogue. Originally recorded in 2017 Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 532 ... Read more

28 May 2024

46 MINS

46:20

28 May 2024

#531

531: ASoS Sansa VII (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's murder in a winter wonderland! But oh what a wonderland it is. We want to linger in the beauty of a snowy Winterfell, but the Moon Door beckons. Lysa deserves our sympathy, and she also deserves to binge watch a few shows on the Westerosi version of OWN. Oh, and stop trying to make Hot Hyle happen. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa VII. Originally recorded in 2018. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 531 ... Read more

21 May 2024

46 MINS

46:10

21 May 2024

#530

530: ASoS Jon XII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hail, hail the gang's all here. Jon ponders the life he could have, but could never have. We ponder Bloodraven's involvement in the whole thing and we get the glorious return of Ghost. GHOST! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon XII Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 530 ... Read more

14 May 2024

27 MINS

27:11

14 May 2024

#529

529: ASoS Samwell V

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam gets his electioneering on. Melisandre gets to talk to someone who already knows about Azor Ahai and we get to fall in love with peak Stannis. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Samwell V. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 529 ... Read more

07 May 2024

25 MINS

25:21

07 May 2024

#528

528: 10th Anniversary Episode

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hail, hail the gang's all here. It's been ten years, people. "Azor Ahai truly is the friends we made along the way." Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. 10th Anniversary Episode Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 528 ... Read more

30 Apr 2024

1 HR 15 MINS

1:15:59

30 Apr 2024

#527

527: ASoS Tyrion XI (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Your banter with Tyrion is awesome, even when you're breaking each other's hearts. Tyrion and Varys hold hands through the creepiest date night ever. Shae pets the wrong cat and Tywin gets what's coming to him as we finally close the door on Tyrion's chapters. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion XI. Originally recorded in 2018. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 527 ... Read more

23 Apr 2024

1 HR 12 MINS

1:12:19

23 Apr 2024

#526

526: ASoS Jon XI

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Stannis is looking for his Davos in Jon while Melisandre is here to save Stannis from his middle child woes, but would a hot woman choose to smell like blood and smoke? Stannis offers Jon everything he's ever wanted, but is Winterfell worth the price of dealing with wildling bs for years? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon XI. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 526 ... Read more

16 Apr 2024

28 MINS

28:28

16 Apr 2024

#525

525: ASoS Samwell IV

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam is back at the Wall where George knows nothing about breastfeeding and they're convening the equivalent of the papal conclave to elect a lord commander. We consider questions such as: is life with Craster enough training to survive Randyll Tarly? And just what does freezer burned mammoth taste like? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Samwell IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 525 ... Read more

09 Apr 2024

26 MINS

26:49

09 Apr 2024

#524

524: ASoS Arya XIII

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It wouldn't be ASoIaF if someone wasn't dumping boiled wine on someone, but we're at the end of Arya's Storm journey and what a sad little journey it's been. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya XIII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 524 ... Read more

01 Apr 2024

18 MINS

18:21

01 Apr 2024

#523

523: ASoS Jon X

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon is set up for failure by those two lovable scamps: Janos and Alliser when he's sent to meet with Mance. We still like Book Tormund, but we have real questions about George's sense of scale and the logic of the arrival of the cavalry. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon X. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 523 ... Read more

26 Mar 2024

21 MINS

21:54

26 Mar 2024

#522

522: ASoS Jaime IX (repost)

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. No more heavy leanings! Cersei tries to blow Jaime right out of the Kingsguard, but he's too busy rehearsing his big speech to Brienne. Jaime and Brienne act like awkward teenagers, and then Jaime acts like a man who can do whatever he chooses. Whatever he chooses. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime IX. Originally recorded in 2019. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 522 ... Read more

19 Mar 2024

1 HR 18 MINS

1:18:03