Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People podcast

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

1 phone call. 1 hour. No names. No holds barred. Thats the premise behind Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People, hosted by comedian Chris Gethard (the Chris Gethard Show, Broad City, This American Life, and one of Time Outs 10 best comedians of 2015). Every week, Chris opens the phone line to one anonymous caller, and he cant hang up first, no matter what. From shocking confessions and family secrets to philosophical discussions and shameless self-promotion, anything can and will happen! Theme song by Shellshag.

1 phone call. 1 hour. No names. No holds barred. Thats the premise behind Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People, hosted by comedian Chris Gethard (the Chris Gethard Show, Broad City, This American Life, and one of Time Outs 10 best comedians of 2015). Every week, Chris opens the phone line to one anonymous caller, and he cant hang up first, no matter what. From shocking confessions and family secrets to philosophical discussions and shameless self-promotion, anything can and will happen! Theme song by Shellshag.

 

#550

Pottery-Based Death Threats

A potter who just had their biggest sales day ever calls in to talk about what life has be... more

10 Mar 2026

1 HR 15 MINS

1:15:15

10 Mar 2026


#549

Sorority House Jane Goodall

This week's caller is a 44-year-old sorority house director who lives in the house full-ti... more

03 Mar 2026

1 HR 14 MINS

1:14:21

03 Mar 2026


#548

The Witches Are Running This Episode (Live from Pittsburgh, PA)

Live from Bottlerocket Social Hall in Pittsburgh, Gethard talks to a witch as she prepares... more

24 Feb 2026

1 HR 21 MINS

1:21:05

24 Feb 2026


#547

Construction, Mob, Sex, Movies (Live from Hamtramck, MI)

Live from Hamtramck, Michigan, a Chicago caller joins us with an all-time pitch: "I'm a wo... more

17 Feb 2026

1 HR 34 MINS

1:34:05

17 Feb 2026


#546

Sexual Awakenings to Robin Hood (Live From Chicago)

Live from The Hideout in Chicago, Gethard talks with a Detroit-based tattoo artist about s... more

10 Feb 2026

1 HR 23 MINS

1:23:47

10 Feb 2026


#545

Pregnant Ultramarathon Runner

An ultramarathon runner who's 37 weeks pregnant calls to talk with Gethard about trail run... more

03 Feb 2026

1 HR 05 MINS

1:05:19

03 Feb 2026


#544

Morality Muscles, Midwest Chili, Medical Devices

A newly minted Doctor calls to talk about earning their PhD in medical devices, how they m... more

27 Jan 2026

1 HR 08 MINS

1:08:47

27 Jan 2026


#543

Bubble Busker Bingo Card

This week's caller is an outsider whose deep love for one specific kind of art ended up sh... more

20 Jan 2026

1 HR 09 MINS

1:09:42

20 Jan 2026


#542

Attempts at Friendship in Your 40s

This week's caller is an avid kayaker with a Friday night all to himself. He tries not to ... more

13 Jan 2026

1 HR 14 MINS

1:14:20

13 Jan 2026


#541

A Kiln, Political Activism, and a Baller Catchphrase

As Beautiful/Anonymous kicks off its tenth year, Gethard talks with a mail carrier turned ... more

06 Jan 2026

1 HR 06 MINS

1:06:12

06 Jan 2026


#540

2026 New Year's Resolutions

As the year turns, Gethard keeps the tradition alive by talking with callers two minutes a... more

30 Dec 2025

1 HR 59 MINS

1:59:42

30 Dec 2025


#539

A Really F**ked Up Time to Be an Immigrant in the U.S.

Our caller immigrated to the U.S. from Mexico just weeks before 9/11. He talks with Gethar... more

23 Dec 2025

1 HR 19 MINS

1:19:13

23 Dec 2025


#538

What's After Happening Now?

Home on a snow day, a Canadian caller talks with Gethard about parenting, mental health, a... more

16 Dec 2025

1 HR 28 MINS

1:28:27

16 Dec 2025


#537

Athletic Trainer Turned Montana Game Warden

This week's caller is in the middle of a major life pivot, leaving a successful career as ... more

09 Dec 2025

1 HR 18 MINS

1:18:03

09 Dec 2025


#536

Champagne Problems

This week's caller had the neighbor from hell. She shares that story with Gethard, recount... more

02 Dec 2025

1 HR 17 MINS

1:17:58

02 Dec 2025


#535

Drama Amongst the Birthday Clowns

Gethard talks with a movie studio security guard calling in mid-shift. They get into local... more

25 Nov 2025

1 HR 19 MINS

1:19:16

25 Nov 2025


#534

What It's Like When Your Partner Dies

A year after unexpectedly losing her partner, this week's caller shares how she's been reb... more

18 Nov 2025

1 HR 19 MINS

1:19:05

18 Nov 2025


#533

Public Access Forever

A grassroots journalist calling in mid-haircut connects with Gethard over a shared love fo... more

11 Nov 2025

1 HR 20 MINS

1:20:03

11 Nov 2025


#532

Hoarding Disorder Expert

This week's caller has dedicated her life to understanding hoarding disorder. Years ago, s... more

04 Nov 2025

1 HR 21 MINS

1:21:03

04 Nov 2025


#531

Quit Opiates, Alcohol, and Cats

A caller checks in from a Costco parking lot to mark one year sober after 25 years of blac... more

28 Oct 2025

1 HR 23 MINS

1:23:55

28 Oct 2025


#530

Episode 500! (Live from Atlantic Highlands, NJ)

Here we are. Episode 500. We celebrated the only way that makes sense. With a few hundred ... more

21 Oct 2025

1 HR 27 MINS

1:27:29

21 Oct 2025


#529

Episode 500! Live This Friday at Smodcastle Cinemas!

You've heard us talk about it. Here's your reminder. In the last nearly TEN YEARS of Beaut... more

14 Oct 2025

06 MINS

06:11

14 Oct 2025


#528

A Different Adoption Story

Gethard talks with a caller who shares her story of adopting a young girl and what happene... more

14 Oct 2025

1 HR 17 MINS

1:17:37

14 Oct 2025


#527

An Australian in Italy

An Australian on a solo vacation calls in from Italy. She and Gethard chat about travel, t... more

07 Oct 2025

1 HR 24 MINS

1:24:00

07 Oct 2025


#526

WASBAND

This call starts at Burning Man but quickly opens up into a far more complicated conversat... more

30 Sep 2025

1 HR 16 MINS

1:16:11

30 Sep 2025


#525

Railroad Life

This week, Geth talks with a railroad worker who shares what it's really like on the job. ... more

23 Sep 2025

1 HR 22 MINS

1:22:14

23 Sep 2025


#524

First Responder

This week, Geth talks with a firefighter/EMT who's training to be a paramedic. They get in... more

16 Sep 2025

1 HR 28 MINS

1:28:06

16 Sep 2025


#523

Roller Derby Coaching, Chocolate Making Psychologist

Raised by a zoologist in a house full of wild animals, this psychology professor's life ha... more

09 Sep 2025

1 HR 27 MINS

1:27:46

09 Sep 2025


#522

Wholesome Sex Worker

This week's caller takes us into the complicated, messy, and deeply human world of sex wor... more

02 Sep 2025

1 HR 28 MINS

1:28:21

02 Sep 2025


#521

Polyamorous Witch Librarian Who Also Worked at a Brothel

Does what it says on the tin. Gethard talks to a polyamorous witch librarian who once work... more

26 Aug 2025

1 HR 23 MINS

1:23:43

26 Aug 2025