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Forever Dog

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

#375

322: Reviews Written from the Parking Lot

A big yellow star took my business away. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! [http... more

29 Jan 2025

1 HR 06 MINS

1:06:46

29 Jan 2025

#374

321: Reviews of Health Food Stores

Xandy is streaming again! We'll see how long that lasts... Xandy's stream: [twitch.tv/xan... more

22 Jan 2025

1 HR 41 MINS

1:41:04

22 Jan 2025

#373

320: Reviews of Luggage

Do you remember your first polycarbonate hardside spinner luggage? Ad-free listening and f... more

15 Jan 2025

1 HR 02 MINS

1:02:30

15 Jan 2025

#372

319: Reviews of Calendars

How else am I supposed to watch you poop?? Ad-free listening and full video episodes! [ht... more

08 Jan 2025

1 HR 26 MINS

1:26:57

08 Jan 2025

#371

318: Between You And Us

happy wonderwall!!!!! bapp. We have merch! [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www... more

01 Jan 2025

1 HR 01 MINS

1:01:18

01 Jan 2025

#370

317: Reviews of Disappointing Holiday Gifts

Happy Holidays! We hope this episode isn't the highlight of your occasion. We have merch! ... more

25 Dec 2024

1 HR 22 MINS

1:22:40

25 Dec 2024

#369

316: Reviews of Holiday Yard Inflatables

Please be wary if you have an angel yard inflatable. Xandy is on the prowl. We have merch!... more

18 Dec 2024

1 HR 33 MINS

1:33:24

18 Dec 2024

#368

315: Reviews of Christmas Albums

Hopefully this is the closest we get to a full musical episode. We have merch! [https://w... more

11 Dec 2024

1 HR 11 MINS

1:11:45

11 Dec 2024

#367

314: Reviews of Snow Shoveling Services

Who is ready for some five star plowing?! We have merch! [https://www.beachtoosandy.store... more

04 Dec 2024

1 HR 06 MINS

1:06:12

04 Dec 2024

#366

313: Thanksgiving Extravaganza

Huge merch sale!! 25% off storewide! [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beach... more

27 Nov 2024

1 HR 11 MINS

1:11:35

27 Nov 2024

#365

312: Reviews of Trampoline Parks

:bouncin: :bouncin: Black Friday Sale starts Monday! 25% off storewide! [https://www.beac... more

20 Nov 2024

1 HR 03 MINS

1:03:36

20 Nov 2024

#364

311: Reviews of Old People Food

Find out what candy civil war general George Washington gave to his troops for good luck! ... more

13 Nov 2024

1 HR 15 MINS

1:15:26

13 Nov 2024

#363

310: Reviews of Arcades

You better not give us a one-star review, because we saw you give Arby's a five... Ad-free... more

06 Nov 2024

1 HR 02 MINS

1:02:44

06 Nov 2024

#362

309: Halloween Extravaganza

This week's episode is hosted by Cryptine Schiefear and Alexandirt Bansheefer Ad-free list... more

30 Oct 2024

1 HR 36 MINS

1:36:47

30 Oct 2024

#361

308: Reviews of Ghost Hunting Equipment

Apologies in advance if Christine sounds too much like a sarcastic crocodile. Ad-free list... more

23 Oct 2024

1 HR 40 MINS

1:40:10