Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet podcast

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

 

#362

309: Halloween Extravaganza

This week's episode is hosted by Cryptine Schiefear and Alexandirt Bansheefer Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Take a look at this merch!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

30 Oct 2024

1 HR 36 MINS

1:36:47

30 Oct 2024


#361

308: Reviews of Ghost Hunting Equipment

Apologies in advance if Christine sounds too much like a sarcastic crocodile. Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

23 Oct 2024

1 HR 40 MINS

1:40:10

23 Oct 2024


#360

307: Reviews of Caskets

The scariest thing about a prop should not be the price tag. Listen to Xandy read confessions with Wine & Crime!  [https://open.spotify.com/episode/32mfPsHonY98Wd43PjXcYf?si=e1adfbe30c02472d] (https://open.spotify.com/episode/32mfPsHonY98Wd43PjXcYf?si=e1adfbe30c02472d) Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

16 Oct 2024

1 HR 26 MINS

1:26:17

16 Oct 2024


#359

306: Reviews of Stuff for Your Man Cave

FLATULENCE ALLOWED AND SELECTIVE HEARING ONLY Check out Christine's feature on Baywatchers!  [https://open.spotify.com/episode/3Tf1cKnDcZV9OLwQPbipfx?si=8c578caa036e49b6] (https://open.spotify.com/episode/3Tf1cKnDcZV9OLwQPbipfx?si=8c578caa036e49b6) Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

09 Oct 2024

1 HR 29 MINS

1:29:44

09 Oct 2024


#358

305: Xandy Things Because It's My Birthday

It's not even Xandy's birthday today. Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

02 Oct 2024

1 HR 38 MINS

1:38:40

02 Oct 2024


#357

304: Reviews of Bell Towers

Set your reminders to listen to this episode in 2035! Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

25 Sep 2024

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:37

25 Sep 2024


#356

303: Reviews of Football Stadiums

When you're done listening to this episode, could you bring our mom some nacho cheese? Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

18 Sep 2024

1 HR 13 MINS

1:13:37

18 Sep 2024


#355

302: LIVE from Washington, DC!

"Prepare for rude surprises!" We're having a topsy-turvy week over here at Sandmonster HQ so please enjoy one of our favorite live shows - Washington, DC! (Full video version on Patreon!)  Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

11 Sep 2024

1 HR 32 MINS

1:32:29

11 Sep 2024


#354

301: Best Reviews from Tour 2024

Happy Good Friday! We're gonna kick you right in the ass.  Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

04 Sep 2024

1 HR 33 MINS

1:33:33

04 Sep 2024


#353

300: REVIEWS OF BEACH TOO SANDY, WATER TOO WET

"I know this isn't a forum to defend ourselves..." proceed to defend ourselves. Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

28 Aug 2024

1 HR 06 MINS

1:06:06

28 Aug 2024


#352

299: Reviews of Travel Agencies

We are eagerly awaiting your powerpoint applications. Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

21 Aug 2024

1 HR 33 MINS

1:33:32

21 Aug 2024


#351

298: Reviews of Wisconsin Dells

We're still not totally sure what Wisconsin Dells is... Come see us in Chicago and St. Louis!!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour] (https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour) Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

14 Aug 2024

1 HR 12 MINS

1:12:54

14 Aug 2024


#350

297: Between You And Us

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07 Aug 2024

53 MINS

53:28

07 Aug 2024


#349

296: Reviews of Pet Supplements

In this episode there's a bird with a taste for human flesh and a Christine with a taste for earthworms. Come see us in Philly, DC, Chicago, and St. Louis!!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour] (https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour) Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

31 Jul 2024

1 HR 36 MINS

1:36:54

31 Jul 2024


#348

295: LIVE from Salt Lake City!

Our 7/11 live show from Salt Lake City! See us LIVE!!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour] (https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour) Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

24 Jul 2024

1 HR 25 MINS

1:25:21

24 Jul 2024


#347

294: Reviews of Catholic Schools

Did you know we went to Catholic school? See us LIVE!!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour] (https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour) Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

17 Jul 2024

1 HR 17 MINS

1:17:04

17 Jul 2024


#346

293: Reviews of Dog Groomers

If you see Xandy looking for compliments at your local dog groomer... no you didn't. See us LIVE!!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour] (https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour) Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

10 Jul 2024

1 HR 18 MINS

1:18:54

10 Jul 2024


#345

292: Reviews of Fireworks Stores

It's like a foot camel animorph. Watch our virtual live stream July 7th at 7:00 PM ET!  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) See us LIVE!!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour] (https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour) Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

03 Jul 2024

1 HR 23 MINS

1:23:15

03 Jul 2024


#344

291: Reviews of Museum Gift Shops

Description:  This episode is full of hits like "Midnight in Charlotte," "Manhattan is Not My Home," and "I love HAM." See us LIVE!!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour] (https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour) Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's Stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

26 Jun 2024

1 HR 24 MINS

1:24:18

26 Jun 2024


#343

290: Reviews of Fake Plants

Only real ones can name three pollinators. Ad-free listening and full video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) ***COME SEE US LIVE!***  [https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour] (https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour) Watch clips of your favorite moments!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Summer items available now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xtine's Etsy:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Xandy's Stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

19 Jun 2024

1 HR 27 MINS

1:27:00

19 Jun 2024


#342

289: Reviews of Pride Parades

We are not liable for any nightmares you might have about AI Jesus with four hands. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's Stream: [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

12 Jun 2024

1 HR 40 MINS

1:40:31

12 Jun 2024


#341

288: Reviews of Hot Air Balloon Rides

Put your phone on Zeppelin mode and help us get this balloon out of a tree.  Support us on Patreon to get ad-free listening and video episodes!  [https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy] (https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy) Come see us live!! Our Portland show is SOLD OUT get your tix for the others now!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour] (https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour) You can see clips from our episodes for free on our Youtube channel!  [https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet] (https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet) Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts:  [https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles) Look at what we have in store!  [https://www.beachtoosandy.store] (https://www.beachtoosandy.store/) Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!  [https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy] (https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy) Xandy's Stream:  [twitch.tv/xandyschiefer] (http://twitch.tv/xandyschiefer) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit [megaphone.fm/adchoices] (https://megaphone.fm/adchoices) ... Read more

05 Jun 2024

1 HR 26 MINS

1:26:43

05 Jun 2024