NOBODY LIKES ONIONS podcast

NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

 

#50

November 5, 2025: KarmicX VS. Pat Dixon! Michael Ray Bower IS John Candy! Hey Honeys!

Karmic has been on the outs with Kevin Brennan, as the old man has begun to play with the ... more

05 Nov 2025

5 HR 09 MINS

5:09:48

05 Nov 2025


#49

November 3, 2025: KarmicX Masked Up! Lost Boy Chad Zumock Attacks The Ladies! Momma!

Chad Zumock is glad that people aren’t paying attention to him, because he’s r... more

03 Nov 2025

4 HR 18 MINS

4:18:06

03 Nov 2025


#48

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: Steel Toe’s FREEDOM Spooktacular! (October 31, 2025)

Aaron Imholte is out of jail, and of course he’s declaring it a win for the toe! Wit... more

31 Oct 2025

5 HR 23 MINS

5:23:11

31 Oct 2025


#47

October 29, 2025: The KIKI Crash! Keanu & Geno Are DONE!

Keanu and Geno aka The Biscontes cannot stop screwing up! Geno is fresh out of the Cumia c... more

29 Oct 2025

5 HR 43 MINS

5:43:40

29 Oct 2025


#46

NLO SPECIAL! Friday Morning Court Report!

Patrick had his hearing this morning. Nick is in his hearing now. Aaron is out of jail. Ke... more

24 Oct 2025

2 HR 53 MINS

2:53:07

24 Oct 2025


#45

October 23, 2025: KarmicX CRASHES OUT At Home! DonkeyLips Is On The Clock! Delicious Meals!

KarmicX is back home in Minnesota, and it’s already taking a toll on the sad slow! H... more

23 Oct 2025

4 HR 04 MINS

4:04:51

23 Oct 2025


#44

October 22, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK Is FEELING! KarmicX Wants A Mask! Justina’s HAUL!

Charles Chance walks us down memory lane by reliving some high school glory days. Chad Zum... more

22 Oct 2025

4 HR 47 MINS

4:47:29

22 Oct 2025


#43

October 21, 2025: Karmic Gets Conned! Chad Zumock More LOST Than Ever! Donkey Lips Needs CASH!

Chad Zumock has been back from his trip to Cleveland for a week, and you won’t belie... more

21 Oct 2025

4 HR 53 MINS

4:53:51

21 Oct 2025


#42

October 17, 2025: Metropolitan Detective! Chad’s Back! Are People TURNING On Karmic?

We’ve got a busy day, and Patrick is here for it! Three BANGER shows, including This... more

17 Oct 2025

3 HR 55 MINS

3:55:00

17 Oct 2025


#41

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: Aaron Imholte Goes To JAIL! (October 17, 2025)

Aaron Imholte is going to jail for non-consensual dissemination of sexual images, aka reve... more

17 Oct 2025

4 HR 28 MINS

4:28:24

17 Oct 2025


#40

October 15, 2025: Content Buffet! Richard Leland Neal Returns! GEANU As DUMB As Ever! P.O. Box!

Patrick has been running around putting out fires in places you don’t even want to k... more

15 Oct 2025

4 HR 48 MINS

4:48:06

15 Oct 2025


#39

October 8, 2025: Failed Comedian CHAD ZUMOCK Is CRASHING! Steel Toe Continues SPIRALING In Cope!

Chad Zumock is having a rough life. After being rejected by his mother, father, stepfather... more

08 Oct 2025

5 HR 46 MINS

5:46:27

08 Oct 2025


#38

October 6, 2025: Chad Zumock Being Chad Zumock! Keanu & Geno Are As DUMB As They Come!

Another month of the Dabbleverse brings another month of the same idiots doing the same ol... more

07 Oct 2025

3 HR 50 MINS

3:50:27

07 Oct 2025


#37

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Conviction Show! (October 3, 2025)

Aaron Imholte is now a convicted revenge pornographer and has been sentenced to serve 15 d... more

03 Oct 2025

3 HR 25 MINS

3:25:31

03 Oct 2025


#36

September 30, 2025: STEEL TOE Sentencing! KARMICX Lies Exposed & Relationship Crash Out!

Aaron Imholte is headed back to court this morning, and many people are sure to be coverin... more

30 Sep 2025

5 HR 26 MINS

5:26:41

30 Sep 2025


#35

OLD BOOT GOOFIN’! A Steel Toe Retrospective Show!

Join Patrick and Moody as they discuss everything Steel Toe Morning Show used to be and wh... more

26 Sep 2025

5 HR 11 MINS

5:11:00

26 Sep 2025


#34

September 24, 2025: Karmic Get ANGRY At Life! Kiki Can’t Win! Steel Toe’s LEGAL WOES!

Karmic is having a meltdown now that he’s back in his simple home in his simple town... more

24 Sep 2025

4 HR 40 MINS

4:40:59

24 Sep 2025


#33

September 22, 2025: Bower Gets Dark! Can Lemmi Fly Solo? KarmicX Will Be WRECKED!

KarmicX is home and the dopamine from his time with mid witch Felicia Gillespie is making ... more

22 Sep 2025

4 HR 15 MINS

4:15:18

22 Sep 2025


#32

THE VIEW: We Just Watchin’ Over Here!

Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Chameleon! You come and go! You can’t come and al... more

20 Sep 2025

5 HR 10 MINS

5:10:41

20 Sep 2025


#31

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: September 19, 2025

Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of ... more

19 Sep 2025

7 HR 12 MINS

7:12:40

19 Sep 2025


#30

September 11, 2025: Kitchen Nightmares! Kiki Doesn’t Understand ANYTHING! Assorted NUTS!

Keanu C. Thompson is fresh off a weekend of frolicking around with other internet thots an... more

11 Sep 2025

3 HR 36 MINS

3:36:26

11 Sep 2025


#29

September 10, 2025: The WAR With Karmic! Chad Being Chad! An Alex Holliday Film! Worker!

The world had gone and gotten itself in a big damn hurry! We’ve got an awesome film ... more

10 Sep 2025

4 HR 32 MINS

4:32:49

10 Sep 2025


#28

September 8, 2025: More Embarassing Bower! Chad’s New Beginning! Chrissing Mayr’s Content Hotel!

This weekend was the big meetup in the Catskill’s of Chrissie Mayr and all her besti... more

08 Sep 2025

5 HR 02 MINS

5:02:40

08 Sep 2025


#27

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion

Join Patrick and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his... more

05 Sep 2025

55 MINS

55:29

05 Sep 2025


#26

THE VIEW! A Cool-Hang Watch-Along Program

Come watch. We just watch over here.

04 Sep 2025

3 HR 59 MINS

3:59:47

04 Sep 2025


#25

September 3, 2025: Karmic Is LOSING IT Again! The LADIES MAN Makes It Big! Crazy Joe Rambles!

Tony Michael Johns, aka The Ladies’ Man, is in the local new and loving his newfound... more

03 Sep 2025

4 HR 13 MINS

4:13:13

03 Sep 2025


#24

September 2, 2025: Chad Zumock Moves On! Karmic Goes Back Home! Steel Toe Reddit Goes BOOM!

Chad Zumock is at a crossroads and is really trying to figure out what to do next. He&#821... more

02 Sep 2025

4 HR 05 MINS

4:05:17

02 Sep 2025


#23

August 27, 2025: Metropolitan Detective Strikes Again! Confidence Overflows In Toe Town!

It’s Tiff’s birthday, and she has a hankering for a Metropolitan Detective upd... more

27 Aug 2025

5 HR 00 MINS

5:00:54

27 Aug 2025


#22

August 26, 2025: Chad Zumock’s Minnesota GOOSE EGG! Court Week Cope From STEEL TOE!

Another week brings another round of nonsense from some of your favorite dopes on the inte... more

26 Aug 2025

5 HR 28 MINS

5:28:29

26 Aug 2025


#21

August 22, 2025: Michael Ray Bower Gets REAL! Is KARMIC Doomed? PO Box Friday!

Who says there can’t be a Nobody Likes Onions on a Friday? You’re buying in to... more

22 Aug 2025

4 HR 20 MINS

4:20:46

22 Aug 2025