Childproof podcast

Childproof

Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.

Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.

 

#132

Yep Still Mad About It

It turns out one episode of being mad wasn’t enough. We’re still mad but we are working th... more

12 Nov 2025

54 MINS

54:30

12 Nov 2025


#131

Stay Mad About It

Does getting mad make you bad? Absolutely not. A lot of folks grew up being told to bottle... more

05 Nov 2025

51 MINS

51:16

05 Nov 2025


#130

Hearing Vs. Listening

On today’s episode of childproof, we hear you. No. Really, we do. Yeah, we’re doing all th... more

29 Oct 2025

51 MINS

51:12

29 Oct 2025


#129

Fire, Knives, and Other Things to Give Kids

Parenting with and through anxiety can give a person anxiety. How do I overcome my irratio... more

22 Oct 2025

49 MINS

49:34

22 Oct 2025


#128

Decision Fatigue

What do you mean I have to choose every meal I eat for the rest of my life? What do you me... more

15 Oct 2025

56 MINS

56:53

15 Oct 2025


#127

The Scariest Childproof Ever

Spooky season has begun which means many of us are beginning to shop for Halloween costume... more

08 Oct 2025

49 MINS

49:30

08 Oct 2025


#126

Email Roundup

It’s that time again. Tori and Gwenna dive into the inbox and the comment sections to see ... more

01 Oct 2025

41 MINS

41:42

01 Oct 2025


#125

Complain Chain

Human beings are sort of built to complain. It helps us regulate, it can make us feel bett... more

24 Sep 2025

52 MINS

52:31

24 Sep 2025


#124

Over Protected

A recent Harris Poll found as released and had internet parents in an uproar. Tori and Gwe... more

17 Sep 2025

48 MINS

48:07

17 Sep 2025


#123

Hello From The Other Side

Hello from the other side of some of the things we thought our kids would never grow out o... more

10 Sep 2025

49 MINS

49:31

10 Sep 2025


#122

Unfinished Sentences

Part of parenting is realizing you’ll almost never get to complete a sentence. Or a though... more

03 Sep 2025

50 MINS

50:19

03 Sep 2025


#121

Retro Parenting

Millennials are notorious for really cherishing their nostalgia. We can’t help it. We had ... more

27 Aug 2025

53 MINS

53:21

27 Aug 2025