Childproof podcast

Childproof

Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.

Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.

 

#95

Chaotic Good Parenting pt 2

Will it work for everyone? Absolutely not. There’s no one right way to raise kids. And som... more

20 hrs Ago

48 MINS

48:28

20 hrs Ago


#94

Chaotic Good Parenting

Ever look at a common idea or behavior and think “Nope. That’s not for me.” Cuz same. Toda... more

05 Mar 2025

46 MINS

46:22

05 Mar 2025


#93

Howdy Y’all Email Round Up

This week we hit the inbox for your emails. Which means we are all over the place. We touc... more

26 Feb 2025

44 MINS

44:57

26 Feb 2025


#92

Mom Brains

Moms do a lot of different jobs. Chef, Nurse, Event Planner, Administrative Assistant, Tea... more

19 Feb 2025

41 MINS

41:44

19 Feb 2025


#91

Empathetically Angry

Empathy is a learned skill and you can start teaching at day zero. Our kids are more capab... more

12 Feb 2025

45 MINS

45:33

12 Feb 2025


#90

Back To Routine

Gwenna and Tori are back this week! What even happened? Tori and Gwenna discuss everything... more

05 Feb 2025

37 MINS

37:50

05 Feb 2025


#89

Not Goodbye, But See You Soon (And You'll See Us)

This week, Gwenna and Tori share some sad - but ultimately exciting - news. Childproof is ... more

25 Dec 2024

14 MINS

14:20

25 Dec 2024


#88

Sibling Math & Tooth Fairy Lore

Context matters when you want to call your brother a Silly Pumpkin Doo-Doo Head. This week... more

18 Dec 2024

43 MINS

43:12

18 Dec 2024


#87

Elf On A Shelf, Sensory Santa, & Letting Go Of Mom Guilt

Have a melancholy Christmas, it is…a time of year. This week, Gwenna and Tori share their ... more

11 Dec 2024

44 MINS

44:13

11 Dec 2024


#86

The Ultimate Mom Gift Guide

Sometimes, you just have to push through the discomfort and get really specific. This week... more

04 Dec 2024

36 MINS

36:50

04 Dec 2024


#85

Talking To The Turkey And Crying

It’s always parenting on hard mode when you’re parenting anywhere else but home territory.... more

27 Nov 2024

41 MINS

41:49

27 Nov 2024


#84

In the Eye Of The Hurricane, We Regulate

Your best is still your best when you don't have as much to give. This week, Gwenna and To... more

20 Nov 2024

45 MINS

45:33

20 Nov 2024


#83

You Win, But I Get To Be Right Next Time

Good parents never stop thinking they’re doing a bad job; bad parents never stop to wonder... more

13 Nov 2024

43 MINS

43:35

13 Nov 2024


#82

Show Me Where Floppy Is On The Feelings Wheel

Just because you've never *seen* a tiger robot stuffy, that doesn't meant it doesn't exist... more

06 Nov 2024

46 MINS

46:54

06 Nov 2024


#81

The Google Rabbit Holes Of Parenting

Have you ever found yourself googling "Why is my child saying gyatt?" into the wee hours o... more

30 Oct 2024

47 MINS

47:53

30 Oct 2024