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"Fine" Dining

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Michael Ornelas

Comedian Michael Ornelas dives deep into the stories behind your favorite chain restaurants like Cracker Barrel, McDonald's, and Dunkin' before determining if they are better or worse than Chili's: the most mediocre restaurant in America.

#148

I Hate Garfield Because of Buffalo Wild Wings GO

🐃🔥🍗 Buffalo Wild Wings GO: Garfield, Barbed Wire, and the Blazin' Knockout 🍗🔥🐃 This ... more

19 Nov 2025

1 HR 03 MINS

1:03:33

19 Nov 2025

#147

Buffalo Wild Wings: The Fourth Jonas Brother, Hank the Buffalo, and The Lost "W"

🐃🔥🍗 Buffalo Wild Wings GO: The Fourth Jonas, Blazin' Heat & a Fightin' Manager 🍗🔥🐃 T... more

12 Nov 2025

44 MINS

44:17

12 Nov 2025

#146

Outback Steakhouse: "No Rules, Just Right," Survivor, & Bloomin' Onion Perfection

🥩🦘🍺 Outback Steakhouse: "No Rules, Just Right," Survivor, & Bloomin' Onion Perfection �... more

05 Nov 2025

45 MINS

45:32

05 Nov 2025

#145

Hometown Buffet: Absolute Trash

🥴🍽️🚫 Hometown Buffet: The Absolute Bottom of the Tchotchke of Mediocrity 🚫🍽️🥴 This w... more

29 Oct 2025

1 HR 19 MINS

1:19:44

29 Oct 2025

#144

The BEST Restaurant I've Ever Experienced: chi SPACCA

🥩🔥🍎 chi SPACCA: The Perfect 10 on the Tchotchke of Mediocrity 🍎🔥🥩 This week, I final... more

22 Oct 2025

51 MINS

51:32

22 Oct 2025

#143

McDonald's Monopoly: History, Scandal, and Astronomically Bad Odds

🎩🍟💰 McDonald's Monopoly: History, Scandal, and Astronomically Bad Odds💰🍟🎩 This week,... more

15 Oct 2025

25 MINS

25:00

15 Oct 2025

#142

Septemburger Semi-Finals & Finals

It's here! The finale of the 2025 Septemburger tournament pits Wendy's against Dairy Queen... more

08 Oct 2025

36 MINS

36:49

08 Oct 2025

#141

Wendy's: Savage Roasts, French Fry Glow-Up, and Are the Nuggets Perfect?

🍟🤖🍔 Wendy's: Savage Roasts, French Fry Glow-Up, and Are the Nuggets Perfect? 🍔🤖🍟 Thi... more

24 Sep 2025

1 HR 39 MINS

1:39:09

24 Sep 2025

#140

Jack in the Box: See-Through Tacos, Clown Mascot, and Legendary Curly Fries

🌮🤡 Jack in the Box: See-Through Tacos, Clown Mascot, and Legendary Curly Fries 🤡🌮 This... more

17 Sep 2025

1 HR 29 MINS

1:29:33

17 Sep 2025

#139

SONIC Drive-In: Full History and Honest Review

🍒 Sonic Drive-In: Full History and Honest Review 🛻 This week, SONIC Drive-In gets the fu... more

10 Sep 2025

1 HR 35 MINS

1:35:17

10 Sep 2025

#138

Septemburger 2025: The Battle for Hamburger Supremacy

🍔 Septemburger 2025: The Burger Tournament Begins! 🏆 GET HYPED!! It's that time of year ... more

03 Sep 2025

40 MINS

40:09

03 Sep 2025

#137

Firehouse Subs: Premature Halloween and Sticky Bottles

🚒 Firehouse Subs: Premature Halloween & Sticky Bottles 🎃 This week, Jon Glover (from On ... more

27 Aug 2025

48 MINS

48:41

27 Aug 2025

#136

Firehouse Subs: Steamed Meats, Pickle Buckets, & Titanic Talk

🚒 Firehouse Subs 🥒 This week, we head into Firehouse Subs to see what the fuss is about.... more

20 Aug 2025

52 MINS

52:25

20 Aug 2025

#135

Deep Dish in LA? Reviewing Gino's East of Chicago

🍕 Deep Dish in LA? Reviewing Gino's East of Chicago 🏀 This week, Jacquis Neal (Host of D... more

13 Aug 2025

1 HR 08 MINS

1:08:41

13 Aug 2025

#134

Gino's East of Chicago: Graffiti, Deep Dish, & a Biscuit Crust

🍕 Gino's East of Chicago: Graffiti, Deep Dish, & Biscuit Crust 🧱 This week, we take a bi... more

06 Aug 2025

58 MINS

58:51

06 Aug 2025

#133

Golden Corral: The Ribs Were Trash, the Chicken Slapped, and There's a Party Room!

🍽️ This Place Sure Had a Lot of Food Items Score a 1-out-of-10 🫠 This week, we return to... more

30 Jul 2025

1 HR 10 MINS

1:10:48

30 Jul 2025

#132

Golden Corral Has Won the Buffet Wars

🥩 Golden Corral's 100-Year Plan & Dumpster Drama 🗑️ This week, we dive into the sprawlin... more

23 Jul 2025

1 HR 04 MINS

1:04:11

23 Jul 2025

#131

Trying Jollibee for the First Time

🍑 Better Than Chili's? We Finally Taste Jollibee 🍗 This week, we're putting Jollibee thr... more

16 Jul 2025

1 HR 16 MINS

1:16:26

16 Jul 2025

#130

Jollibee Is a Filipino Treasure

🍗 Jollibee Is a Filipino Treasure 🍗 This week, we dive into the sweet, crunchy, cultural... more

09 Jul 2025

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:43

09 Jul 2025

#129

Nathan's Famous: One Glorious Glizzy Soars Above the Rest of the Menu

🌭 Nathan's Famous: One Glorious Glizzy Soars Above the Rest of the Menu 🌭 We went to the... more

02 Jul 2025

52 MINS

52:56

02 Jul 2025

#128

Nathan's Famous: How Joey Chestnut Made a Fake Contest a National Obsession

🌭 Nathan's Famous: The Hot Dog Empire with a Big Secret 🌭 This week, we dive mouth-first... more

25 Jun 2025

49 MINS

49:34

25 Jun 2025

#127

Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken: The Most Consistent Chain I've Tried

🍗 Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken: Nothing Was Bad?! 🍗 We went to Gus's World Famous Fr... more

18 Jun 2025

59 MINS

59:25

18 Jun 2025

#126

Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken: From Humble Shack to National Champ

🐔 Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken (Part 1): Gus's Parents, the Superfan, and Chicken Cha... more

11 Jun 2025

50 MINS

50:09

11 Jun 2025

#125

"Dunkin' & Donuts" feat. Amy Vorpahl

🎲 Dunkin' & Donuts: The D&D Crossover You Never Knew You Needed 🎲 This week on the "Fine... more

04 Jun 2025

1 HR 39 MINS

1:39:21

04 Jun 2025

#124

Dunkin': Donuts with Handles, Munchkin Origins, & the Dunkaccino Meme feat. Amy Vorpahl

☕ Dunkin' Donuts: Handled Donuts, Munchkin Origins & Al Pacino's Dunkaccino ☕ Dunkin' may ... more

28 May 2025

51 MINS

51:14

28 May 2025

#123

Papa Johns Doesn't Do Pizza Well

🍕 Papa Johns: The Pizza Review That Gave Us Indigestion 🍕 We reviewed Papa Johns… in the... more

21 May 2025

54 MINS

54:26