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Perfect Person

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Miles Bonsignore

A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.

#180

179: the nude models are beefing in my art class (w/ Sarah Whittle)

Sarah Whittle joins the show to take stunning calls about stealing a turkey, nude models f... more

10 Dec 2025

1 HR 03 MINS

1:03:52

10 Dec 2025

#179

178: my literal evil twin ran over my coworker (w/ Patrick Noth)

Patrick Noth (Microbudget) joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about having... more

03 Dec 2025

1 HR 08 MINS

1:08:18

03 Dec 2025

#178

177: Astronaut Bachelors Compete For True Love (w/ Eric, Will , & Jay)

[perfectpersoncoffee.com] (http://perfectpersoncoffee.com) Will, Eric, and Jay of the Bac... more

26 Nov 2025

1 HR 38 MINS

1:38:13

26 Nov 2025

#177

176: accidentally catfished my coworker after hitting his car (w/ Eddy Burback)

Perfection is only a sip away - [perfectpersoncoffee.com] (https://perfectpersoncoffee.com... more

19 Nov 2025

1 HR 19 MINS

1:19:46

19 Nov 2025

#176

175: citizens arresting the cold brew catfish (w/ Sarah Doerner)

Sarah Doerner joins the show to take stunning calls from citizens about a cold brew thief ... more

12 Nov 2025

1 HR 19 MINS

1:19:31

12 Nov 2025

#175

174: hooking up with two rival brothers in one night (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from people who hooked up with two ... more

05 Nov 2025

1 HR 11 MINS

1:11:15

05 Nov 2025

#174

173: my one night stand left his teeth at my house (w/ Patrick McDonald)

Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls from people who procured teeth from... more

29 Oct 2025

1 HR 09 MINS

1:09:49

29 Oct 2025

#173

172: confronting the demon haunting my house (w/ Eric Striffler)

Eric joins the show to take terrifying calls for spooky season about a mimic haunting your... more

22 Oct 2025

1 HR 04 MINS

1:04:37

22 Oct 2025

#172

171: accidentally banged my professor's son... & daughter (w/ Ethan Nestor)

Watch The Tour Documentary (Out Friday): [https://www.patreon.com/posts/im-not-perfect-141... more

15 Oct 2025

1 HR 12 MINS

1:12:02

15 Oct 2025

#171

170: seducing my little sister's school bus driver (w/ Gabby Bryan)

Gabby Bryan joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about successfully getting ... more

08 Oct 2025

59 MINS

59:27

08 Oct 2025

#170

169: sister in law secretly writing p*rn under my name (w/ Kylie Brakeman)

Kylie Brakeman joins the show to take stunning calls about crashing your car into someone ... more

01 Oct 2025

1 HR 12 MINS

1:12:05

01 Oct 2025

#169

168: humiliated by my spin class nemesis (w/ Geoffrey James)

Geoffrey James joins the show for a scorcher of an episode in which we talk to callers abo... more

24 Sep 2025

1 HR 25 MINS

1:25:57

24 Sep 2025

#168

167: accidentally surprised by my naked boss (w/ Rainie Toll)

Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about losing your keys to you... more

17 Sep 2025

1 HR 21 MINS

1:21:05

17 Sep 2025

#167

166: my pack of furries ruined my potluck (w/ Will Witwer)

Will Witwer joins the show on our annual tokers episode for STUNNING calls. We talk to cal... more

10 Sep 2025

1 HR 08 MINS

1:08:16

10 Sep 2025

#166

165: stealing my wii back from my insane ex bestie (w/ Kyle Prue)

Kyle Prue joins the show to take stunning calls about heisting a wii, a potentially ground... more

03 Sep 2025

1 HR 10 MINS

1:10:27

03 Sep 2025

#165

164: surprise d*ldo reveal at neighborhood soup night (w/ Damien Haas)

Damien Haas joins the show to take stunning calls about doing a tight 5 eulogy at an open ... more

27 Aug 2025

1 HR 01 MINS

1:01:21

27 Aug 2025

#164

163: selling my rich ex boyfriend feet pics (w/ Hannah Pilkes)

Hannah Pilkes joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about selling your rich... more

20 Aug 2025

1 HR 11 MINS

1:11:28

20 Aug 2025

#163

162: accidentally banged my bestie's secret girlfriend (w/ Josh Gondelman)

Josh Gondelman joins the show to take stunning calls about giving your nana a heart attack... more

13 Aug 2025

1 HR 02 MINS

1:02:25

13 Aug 2025

#162

161: eliminating a lover from my roster (w/ Ash Perez)

Ash Perez joins the show to discuss dressing like Wario, eliminating a lover from the love... more

06 Aug 2025