Lizzy Cooperman's In Your Hands

Lizzy reveals the outcome of what may have been your final act of Sourcery! Is this the SE... more

You've reached the apex, the pinnacle the season finale, The Grand Hand. It’s been in your... more

There's magic in the air, in the earth, and possibly onstage at Funny Nutz. But which kind... more

Lizzy's guests have traveled from 5,437 miles away to quench you with stunning insights. B... more

Lizzy's hydroplaning through the sales lot of life and she needs you to take the wheel--as... more

The holidays have long since dwindled along with those VS seasonal hours, and Lizzy stands... more

How should Lizzy start out the year--with a potentially abrasive new look or by celebratin... more

Mall Bitch? Voice Witch?? Find out which in 2023! And happy holidays to all the Sourcerers... more

It will take more than a mall directory map to point Lizzy in the right direction. That's ... more

Lizzy's standing mid-rat shop knee deep in thongs and is desperately seeking your guidance... more

Four cats, two homes, and a baked potato sundae appear before you. Do you think Lizzy shou... more

Which will hold up in a court of law—Bader, Vader, or Daenerys Targaryen’s Infinity Fishta... more

Lizzy's roaming the desert and needs to know...how ergonomic is your love? And just how "F... more

Wedding magic is in the air and so is the scent of a subletter. With the effects of the a ... more

Should Lizzy awaken a dead website or awaken the dead within? Dust the cobwebs off an anci... more

To drink or to drive, that is the question. It’s one that you must sit down at a bar and w... more

You're alone in the woods with nothing but Lizzy's cracked phone. There's an eager apprent... more

It’s a time for letting go—of either subscription-based platforms or LGTVS with missing re... more

It’s time to tend to some unfinished business. Down one path there’s a Kia Soul inspection... more

Should Lizzy gamble with her ego or on a brightly lit electronic device were treasure ches... more

It's time for Lizzy to venture out, but the journey is up to you. Should she drive out to ... more

At a certain point in one’s life they must choose between a midnight tofu scramble and a B... more

It’s not often one must choose between two divine modes of self-promotion. Should Lizzy ve... more

It’s the show’s most literal (and possibly most pivotal!) intersection.  Lizzy’s dead cent... more

Do you have the false memory of there being a better way to spend your time than with two ... more

At this juncture it's simply a choice between two muzzles--the one digging for day-old shr... more