Therapy Gecko podcast

Therapy Gecko

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

 

#469

“I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”

A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after datin... more

10 Dec 2025

1 HR 15 MINS

1:15:34

10 Dec 2025


#468

“I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”

A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time... more

07 Dec 2025

1 HR 20 MINS

1:20:01

07 Dec 2025


#467

“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”

A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a ... more

03 Dec 2025

1 HR 07 MINS

1:07:04

03 Dec 2025


#466

GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”

Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve ... more

30 Nov 2025

1 HR 10 MINS

1:10:02

30 Nov 2025


#465

THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”

I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries... more

26 Nov 2025

1 HR 29 MINS

1:29:07

26 Nov 2025


#464

“I PISS PEOPLE OFF”

A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles t... more

23 Nov 2025

1 HR 21 MINS

1:21:09

23 Nov 2025


#463

“I’VE BEEN BANNED”

A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a ca... more

19 Nov 2025

1 HR 12 MINS

1:12:18

19 Nov 2025


#462

“I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG”

A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him,... more

16 Nov 2025

1 HR 23 MINS

1:23:54

16 Nov 2025


#461

“I’M AN ESCORT”

A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, a call... more

12 Nov 2025

1 HR 24 MINS

1:24:31

12 Nov 2025


#460

“I NEED TO SETTLE DOWN”

Last year I got in a random guy’s truck after a show and we ate chili dogs together.... more

09 Nov 2025

1 HR 12 MINS

1:12:11

09 Nov 2025


#459

“I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY”

A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves beh... more

05 Nov 2025

1 HR 12 MINS

1:12:11

05 Nov 2025


#458

“I WANT A SUBMISSIVE MAN”

A caller tries to find a macho man to peg, a caller tells his journey of quitting alcohol,... more

02 Nov 2025

1 HR 19 MINS

1:19:33

02 Nov 2025


#457

“I WATCH MY EX ON ONLYFANS”

A caller reflects on his life as a janitor and DIY rocker in Utah, a caller struggles to q... more

29 Oct 2025

1 HR 34 MINS

1:34:17

29 Oct 2025


#456

“WE’RE HAVING TROUBLE IN THE BEDROOM”

A caller is frustrated with her boyfriend’s sexual performance, a caller’s mom... more

26 Oct 2025

1 HR 22 MINS

1:22:47

26 Oct 2025


#455

“WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS”

A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation a... more

22 Oct 2025

1 HR 09 MINS

1:09:54

22 Oct 2025


#454

“I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK”

A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller ... more

19 Oct 2025

1 HR 15 MINS

1:15:06

19 Oct 2025


#453

“I NEGLECTED MY LIFE FOR MY MUSICAL”

We speak with two extremely wholesome theater enthusiasts in a Buc-ees parking lot about t... more

15 Oct 2025

1 HR 10 MINS

1:10:46

15 Oct 2025


#452

“I STABBED MYSELF BUT NOW I'M CHILLING”

A caller's changes turns his life around after stabbing himself, a caller tries to avoid P... more

12 Oct 2025

1 HR 40 MINS

1:40:38

12 Oct 2025


#451

“I HAVE A FART FETISH”

A caller explains how his fart fetish has affected his dating life, a caller shares storie... more

08 Oct 2025

1 HR 14 MINS

1:14:17

08 Oct 2025


#450

“I AM A MUSCLE MOMMY”

A caller talks about being a female competitive body builder, a caller touts his extensive... more

05 Oct 2025

1 HR 19 MINS

1:19:00

05 Oct 2025


#449

GECKMAIL: I LEFT MY GF TO TRAVEL

Hello. In this episode I read viewer mail and also rant a little. Some of those emails inc... more

01 Oct 2025

1 HR 15 MINS

1:15:54

01 Oct 2025


#448

“I FOUND MY DISTANT DAD”

A caller’s estranged father friends them on Facebook, a caller’s brother retur... more

28 Sep 2025

1 HR 11 MINS

1:11:09

28 Sep 2025


#447

“I WAS IN A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP”

A caller explains how things ended with her 7 year on-again-off-again boyfriend, a caller ... more

24 Sep 2025

1 HR 13 MINS

1:13:42

24 Sep 2025


#446

“I WANT TO BE WORSHIPPED”

A caller is intrigued by her new relationship dynamic, a second caller weighs in on the fi... more

21 Sep 2025

1 HR 31 MINS

1:31:26

21 Sep 2025


#445

“I TRAIN HOPPED AMERICA FOR 12 YEARS”

A caller tells his life story of running away from his religious family at age 16 to hop f... more

17 Sep 2025

1 HR 59 MINS

1:59:22

17 Sep 2025


#444

"I'M ADDICTED TO LOVE"

A caller is addicted to love, a caller goes to blind camp, and a final caller achieves a l... more

14 Sep 2025

1 HR 05 MINS

1:05:08

14 Sep 2025


#443

GECKMAIL: “I SEXT WITH AI”

I am reading viewer emails. Those email topics include being lonely in Japan, sexting with... more

10 Sep 2025

1 HR 08 MINS

1:08:58

10 Sep 2025


#442

“I’M HOOKING UP WITH MY CO-WORKER”

A caller navigates an intense workplace romance, a caller tries to overcome abandonment, a... more

07 Sep 2025

1 HR 28 MINS

1:28:46

07 Sep 2025


#441

chatting with aldn as geckos

In this extra episode I chat with rising indie popstar aldn about where he thinks we go wh... more

05 Sep 2025

1 HR 03 MINS

1:03:16

05 Sep 2025