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My Momma Told Me

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Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

#415

45 Minutes of Not A Goddamn Thing: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David go off on multiple tangents, but the one thing that seems to be the focus: who would win in a "troll-off": 50 Cent or Donald Trump? This leads to a conversation about music evolution. And of course, they talk about LiAngelo Ball's viral hit. CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [mymommapod@gmail.com] (mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

16 Jan 2025

48 MINS

48:22

16 Jan 2025

#414

New Year, New Black-Eyed Peas (with Monét X Change)

Does eating black-eyed peas on New Year's Eve bring you good fortune? Langston and David welcome drag superstar Monét X Change (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S4) to discuss this very popular superstition. Why do we cook these legumes? Does this tradition bring good fortune? Also, is a tomato a berry? Of course, we dive into the history of this conspiracy and learn a lot of things along the way: Britney Spears' reggae jam, how to properly eat mangoes, and more importantly...that we're all lucky to be at a Cheesecake Factory. Catch Monét X Change on the road touring her one-woman show [Monét X Change: Life be Lifin'] (https://www.obsessedwith.co/monet-x-change-live) this January! CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [mymommapod@gmail.com] (mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

14 Jan 2025

1 HR 03 MINS

1:03:38

14 Jan 2025

#413

Protect Black Boys, Girls, and Squirrels: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David get existential about working on yourself as an adult. They also wrestle with culture wars, morality, tragedy porn...and Luigi Mangione. What should we believe in anymore? Plus, Italians are still white. CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [mymommapod@gmail.com] (mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

09 Jan 2025

46 MINS

46:39

09 Jan 2025

#412

Has Drake's Whole Thing Been an Act? (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Is Drake the greatest character of all time? Langston and David discuss a listener's voicemail on this conspiracy theory. Since Drake has been praised for his work on Degrassi and other roles, why does he feel he deserves the shine and respect? Flying too close to the sun has hurt his work? Light-skinned discussion occurs, and in the past, we've been accused of rampant colorism. This episode surely doesn't help our case. CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [mymommapod@gmail.com] (mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

07 Jan 2025

57 MINS

57:31

07 Jan 2025

#411

The Land of OZempic: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new episodes next week. Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, where we mess around with a timeless topic: Ozempic. --- Langston and David answer an email about the Ozempic craze, plus we try to coin the term "Ozy". CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [mymommapod@gmail.com] (mailto:mymommapod@gmail.com) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

02 Jan 2025

27 MINS

27:32

02 Jan 2025

#410

NYE's Conspiracy Theory Wrap Up (with Kid Fury, KevOnStage, & X Mayo)

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We are ending 2024 with the best episodes of My Momma Told Me. Kid Fury, KevOnStage, and X Mayo brought us memorable moments in conversation: Lil' Bow Wow being a liar, silver attracting electricity, drugs being laced by the government, and more. Let's keep spreading conspiracy theories into 2025! LISTEN TO FULL EPISODES HERE: Kid Fury: [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/kids-see-ghosts-and-also-predators-with-kid-fury/id1523712290?i=1000643504889] (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/kids-see-ghosts-and-also-predators-with-kid-fury/id1523712290?i=1000643504889) KevOnStage: [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/electric-slide-n-socket-with-kevonstage/id1523712290?i=1000642620776] (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/electric-slide-n-socket-with-kevonstage/id1523712290?i=1000642620776) X Mayo: [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/savage-x-fentanyl-with-x-mayo/id1523712290?i=1000663775445] (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/savage-x-fentanyl-with-x-mayo/id1523712290?i=1000663775445) CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

31 Dec 2024

1 HR 20 MINS

1:20:50

31 Dec 2024

#409

Mixed Kids Are Trying Too Hard: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail about mixed kids trying too hard and how to figure out how to strike the balance of both identities. CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

26 Dec 2024

38 MINS

38:02

26 Dec 2024

#408

Kwanzaa Is On The Come Up! (with Al Jackson)

Is Kwanzaa on the come-up? Langston and David sit with Al Jackson (Daytime Talk After Dark Podcast) to discuss this joyous celebration. Recorded just in time for the holidays, the guys discuss the younger generation investing in Kwanzaa over TikTok, teetering the line of commercialized holidays, and more. Plus, how many members do you need to make a cult successful? These questions and more get answered in this special episode. CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

24 Dec 2024

1 HR 17 MINS

1:17:20

24 Dec 2024

#407

START THE STEAL TOUR: PORTLAND!

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! We wrap up the last stop of the Start the Steal Tour in Portland. CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

19 Dec 2024

1 HR 42 MINS

1:42:48

19 Dec 2024

#406

Mattress Firms Are Drug Fronts (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Are Mattress Firm stores drug fronts? Langston and David record from IDK Studios in Denver to discuss this fan-submitted conspiracy theory. Who goes into these stores? Should we start soliciting conspiracy theories on Hinge? David and Langston dive into a TikTok video from the White Lady Bacon Pastor and break down what a private investigator does for work. Plus, they address the Start the Steal show cancellations. CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

17 Dec 2024

58 MINS

58:35

17 Dec 2024

#405

Did Denzel Do The Bending?!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener’s email speculations about Denzel Washington. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - [Laugh's Comedy Club] (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-thursday-dec-12th-at-7pm-at-laughs-comedy-club-seattle-tickets-964100569757) PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - [Helium Comedy Club] (https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/280182) Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

12 Dec 2024

34 MINS

34:56

12 Dec 2024

#404

Anime Atrophied Our Extra Leg Muscle (with Che Durena)

Did the programming block "Toonami" make Black boys stay home in order to close the athletic gap between them and white boys? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with Che Durena (Dark Holes with Che Durena). Father figures were certainly disappointed in the hobby, but little did they know how popular it would get a few years later. What was the purpose of "Toonami"? Did this truly cause kids to waste their time and suck out their athleticism? Plus they discuss the ultimate time waster: NBA rookie cards. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - [Laugh's Comedy Club] (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-thursday-dec-12th-at-7pm-at-laughs-comedy-club-seattle-tickets-964100569757) PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - [Helium Comedy Club] (https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/280182) Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

10 Dec 2024

1 HR 11 MINS

1:11:38

10 Dec 2024

#403

THE START THE STEAL TOUR: BROOKLYN! (with The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White)

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White at The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below: **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - [Laugh's Comedy Club] (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-thursday-dec-12th-at-7pm-at-laughs-comedy-club-seattle-tickets-964100569757) PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - [Helium Comedy Club] (https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/280182) Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

05 Dec 2024

1 HR 39 MINS

1:39:10

05 Dec 2024

#402

The Secret Hormones in Fast Food...(with Ayanna Dookie)

Are secret hormones in McDonald’s French fries the culprit behind our beloved thick women? Langston and David chat with comedian and writer Ayanna Dookie about this conspiracy theory. The episode also gets into the dreadful "sex talk" and embarrassing stories from when everyone was in grade school. CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** DENVER, CO - 12/5 [Cervantes' Masterpiece] (https://cervantesmasterpiece.com/event/my-momma-told-me-live-ft-langston-kerman-david-gborie/cervantes-masterpiece-ballroom/denver-colorado/) SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - [Laugh's Comedy Club] (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-thursday-dec-12th-at-7pm-at-laughs-comedy-club-seattle-tickets-964100569757) PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - [Helium Comedy Club] (https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/280182) Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

03 Dec 2024

1 HR 08 MINS

1:08:55

03 Dec 2024

#401

Are People Stealing Beyoncé's Face?: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail this Thanksgiving about the ever- changing standard of beauty. Do all plastic surgeons just want to make us look like Beyoncé?!? CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** DENVER, CO - 12/5 [Cervantes' Masterpiece] (https://cervantesmasterpiece.com/event/my-momma-told-me-live-ft-langston-kerman-david-gborie/cervantes-masterpiece-ballroom/denver-colorado/) SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - [Laugh's Comedy Club] (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-thursday-dec-12th-at-7pm-at-laughs-comedy-club-seattle-tickets-964100569757) PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - [Helium Comedy Club] (https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/280182) Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

28 Nov 2024

30 MINS

30:43