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My Momma Told Me

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Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

#399

THE START THE STEAL TOUR: HOUSTON! (with Kevin Iso)

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Kevin Iso at The Secret Group HOUSTON. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below: **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** DENVER, CO - 12/5 [Cervantes' Masterpiece] (https://cervantesmasterpiece.com/event/my-momma-told-me-live-ft-langston-kerman-david-gborie/cervantes-masterpiece-ballroom/denver-colorado/) SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - [Laugh's Comedy Club] (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-thursday-dec-12th-at-7pm-at-laughs-comedy-club-seattle-tickets-964100569757) PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - [Helium Comedy Club] (https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/280182) Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

21 Nov 2024

1 HR 25 MINS

1:25:28

21 Nov 2024

#398

Tyler Perry is the Devil!! (with Sydnee Washington)

Is Tyler Perry REALLY the devil?! Langston and David sit down in studio with Sydnee Washington (Mess on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network) about this conspiracy theory. Not the literal devil, but is he holding back the Black community with his films and plays? Is he portraying Black people in a negative light? Typecasting, colorism, avoiding union rules, and more are discussed in this episode. Plus, what's up with Lee Daniels? CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** DENVER, CO - 12/5 [Cervantes' Masterpiece] (https://cervantesmasterpiece.com/event/my-momma-told-me-live-ft-langston-kerman-david-gborie/cervantes-masterpiece-ballroom/denver-colorado/) SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - [Laugh's Comedy Club] (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-thursday-dec-12th-at-7pm-at-laughs-comedy-club-seattle-tickets-964100569757) PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - [Helium Comedy Club] (https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/280182) Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

19 Nov 2024

50 MINS

50:15

19 Nov 2024

#397

THE START THE STEAL TOUR: ATLANTA! (with Clayton English, Mandal, and Ms. Pat)

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Clayton English, Mandal, and Ms. Pat at City Winery ATL. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below: **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - [Cobb's Comedy Club] (https://www.cobbscomedy.com//EventDetail?tmeventid=G5vYZboKJL71B&offerid=0) DENVER, CO - 12/5 [Cervantes' Masterpiece] (https://cervantesmasterpiece.com/event/my-momma-told-me-live-ft-langston-kerman-david-gborie/cervantes-masterpiece-ballroom/denver-colorado/) SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - [Laugh's Comedy Club] (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-thursday-dec-12th-at-7pm-at-laughs-comedy-club-seattle-tickets-964100569757) PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - [Helium Comedy Club] (https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/280182) Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

14 Nov 2024

1 HR 17 MINS

1:17:37

14 Nov 2024

#396

The Interracial Agenda in Commercials (with Yassir & Isaiah Lester)

Is there a mixed-race agenda in commercials? Langston and David chat with comedy sibling duo Yassir & Isaiah Lester (The Gutter) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They take a deep dive into the infamous Honey Nut Cheerios commercial that received tons of backlash on YouTube, plus, what's up with Biktarvy commercials and the lonely woman in the library? David does a rundown on the comments and it's devastating. For some reason people love the music beat. This episode gets out of hand and might be our most controversial one yet. CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - [Cobb's Comedy Club] (https://www.cobbscomedy.com//EventDetail?tmeventid=G5vYZboKJL71B&offerid=0) DENVER, CO - 12/5 [Cervantes' Masterpiece] (https://cervantesmasterpiece.com/event/my-momma-told-me-live-ft-langston-kerman-david-gborie/cervantes-masterpiece-ballroom/denver-colorado/) SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - [Laugh's Comedy Club] (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-thursday-dec-12th-at-7pm-at-laughs-comedy-club-seattle-tickets-964100569757) PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - [Helium Comedy Club] (https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/280182) Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

12 Nov 2024

1 HR 11 MINS

1:11:19

12 Nov 2024

#395

THE START THE STEAL TOUR: LOS ANGELES! (with Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett)

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below: BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - [The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White] (https://concerts.livenation.com/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-brooklyn-new-york-11-07-2024/event/30006138E904474C) SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - [Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas!] (https://artsatthearmory.org/events/my-momma-told-me/) PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - [Punch Line Philly with Reggie Conquest!] (https://www.punchlinephilly.com/EventDetail?tmeventid=vv16eZk7kjZZA2ekka&offerid=154422) SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

07 Nov 2024

1 HR 25 MINS

1:25:14

07 Nov 2024

#394

Big Men Should Not Marry Little Women (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Should big men steer clear from marrying little women? Langston and David answer a listener's email based on their late-grandmother's conspiracy theory. Are big heads taken into consideration? What happens when redheads get together? This gets messy in the best way possible. Put down that Punnett square and listen to this episode! BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - [The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White] (https://concerts.livenation.com/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-brooklyn-new-york-11-07-2024/event/30006138E904474C) SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - [Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas!] (https://artsatthearmory.org/events/my-momma-told-me/) PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - [Punch Line Philly with Reggie Conquest!] (https://www.punchlinephilly.com/EventDetail?tmeventid=vv16eZk7kjZZA2ekka&offerid=154422) SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

05 Nov 2024

49 MINS

49:40

05 Nov 2024

#393

THE START THE STEAL TOUR: D.C.! (with Tony Woods, Paris Sashay, and Jamel Johnson)

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Tony Woods, Paris Sashay, and Jamel Johnson at The Miracle Theatre in Washington, D.C. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below: ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - [City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat! ] (https://citywinery.com/atlanta/events/my-momma-told-me-x9rryl) HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - [The Secret Group] (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-tickets-993865998957?aff=odwdwdspacecraft) AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - [Vulcan Gas Company] (https://www.blcomedy.com/events/my-momma-told-me-live-in-austin) DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - [The Studio at the Factory] (https://www.thefactoryindeepellum.com/events/detail/my-momma-told-me-podcast-tickets-653965) BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - [The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White] (https://concerts.livenation.com/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-brooklyn-new-york-11-07-2024/event/30006138E904474C) SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - [Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas!] (https://artsatthearmory.org/events/my-momma-told-me/) PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - [Punch Line Philly with Reggie Conquest!] (https://www.punchlinephilly.com/EventDetail?tmeventid=vv16eZk7kjZZA2ekka&offerid=154422) SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

31 Oct 2024

1 HR 53 MINS

1:53:48

31 Oct 2024

#392

Dinosaurs Are Probably Fake (with Cedric Yarbrough)

Are dinosaurs real? Langston and David sit down with comedic improviser Cedric Yarbrough (Clint Eastwood's Juror #2, out Nov. 1! ) about his days being raised as a Jehovah's Witness in Minnesota and many "worldly" ideas he was taught not to believe in, including the existence of dinosaurs. Langston surprises both David and Cedric with his research and they discuss various topics like porn parodies of Reno 911 and getting kicked out of the BET awards after party. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - [City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat! ] (https://citywinery.com/atlanta/events/my-momma-told-me-x9rryl) HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - [The Secret Group] (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-tickets-993865998957?aff=odwdwdspacecraft) AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - [Vulcan Gas Company] (https://www.blcomedy.com/events/my-momma-told-me-live-in-austin) DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - [The Studio at the Factory] (https://www.thefactoryindeepellum.com/events/detail/my-momma-told-me-podcast-tickets-653965) BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - [The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White] (https://concerts.livenation.com/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-brooklyn-new-york-11-07-2024/event/30006138E904474C) SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - [Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas!] (https://artsatthearmory.org/events/my-momma-told-me/) PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - [Punch Line Philly with Reggie Conquest!] (https://www.punchlinephilly.com/EventDetail?tmeventid=vv16eZk7kjZZA2ekka&offerid=154422) SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

29 Oct 2024

1 HR 05 MINS

1:05:50

29 Oct 2024

#391

THE START THE STEAL TOUR: CHICAGO! (with LaRoyce Hawkins & Marilee)

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring LaRoyce Hawkins and Marilee at The Den Theatre in Chicago. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below: ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - [City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat! ] (https://citywinery.com/atlanta/events/my-momma-told-me-x9rryl) HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - [The Secret Group] (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-tickets-993865998957?aff=odwdwdspacecraft) AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - [Vulcan Gas Company] (https://www.blcomedy.com/events/my-momma-told-me-live-in-austin) DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - [The Studio at the Factory] (https://www.thefactoryindeepellum.com/events/detail/my-momma-told-me-podcast-tickets-653965) BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - [The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White] (https://concerts.livenation.com/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-brooklyn-new-york-11-07-2024/event/30006138E904474C) SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

24 Oct 2024

1 HR 50 MINS

1:50:16

24 Oct 2024

#390

Is Shannon Sharpe Hiding a Nasty Little Secret? (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

Did Shannon Sharpe intentionally go on Instagram Live to bury the queer rumors about him? Langston and David discuss the IG alert heard around the world and the idea of Hypermasculinity playing a role in the Black community. Why does the public care so much about athletes' sexual orientations, especially for Black men? One thing is for sure, you will never catch these hosts on IG Live, and that's a promise! **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - [City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat! ] (https://citywinery.com/atlanta/events/my-momma-told-me-x9rryl) HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - [The Secret Group] (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/my-momma-told-me-tickets-993865998957?aff=odwdwdspacecraft) AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - [Vulcan Gas Company] (https://www.blcomedy.com/events/my-momma-told-me-live-in-austin) DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - [The Studio at the Factory] (https://www.thefactoryindeepellum.com/events/detail/my-momma-told-me-podcast-tickets-653965) BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - [The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White] (https://concerts.livenation.com/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-brooklyn-new-york-11-07-2024/event/30006138E904474C) SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

22 Oct 2024

1 HR 01 MINS

1:01:37

22 Oct 2024

#389

Wells Fargo BanKKK: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Wells Fargo being the KKK of banks. This challenges David's previous statement of Wells Fargo being a "Black" bank. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - [The Comedy Store (The Main Room) - Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett] (https://www.showclix.com/event/momma-october17th) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - [The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White] (https://concerts.livenation.com/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-brooklyn-new-york-11-07-2024/event/30006138E904474C) SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

17 Oct 2024

31 MINS

31:30

17 Oct 2024

#388

The Right Ear is the Gay Ear (with Vinny Thomas)

If you get your right ear pierced, does that mean you're gay? Langston and David sit down with Vinny Thomas (Platonic on Apple TV) about this fashion conspiracy theory. Talks of Claire's and how important location is when it comes to these piercings. Let's just say the back of the bus is not a good location. Langston shares a story about a regretful tattoo and we learn how Nancy Reagan really "tore it down" for Ronald Reagan and the rest of the world. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - [The Comedy Store (The Main Room) - Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett] (https://www.showclix.com/event/momma-october17th) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - [The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White] (https://concerts.livenation.com/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-brooklyn-new-york-11-07-2024/event/30006138E904474C) SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

15 Oct 2024

1 HR 00 MINS

1:00:18

15 Oct 2024

#387

May Your Nightmares Come True: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a straight-to-the-point listener email about telling someone about a nightmare on an empty stomach will make it come true. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - [The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods] (https://www.unionstage.com/shows/my-momma-told-me-miracle-theatre/) CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - [The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins] (https://thedentheatre.com/performances/2024/10/13/my-momma-told-me-podcast-the-den-theatre-comedy-club) HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - [The Comedy Store w/ Wayne Brady and Travis Bennett] (https://www.showclix.com/event/momma-october17th) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

10 Oct 2024

21 MINS

21:20

10 Oct 2024

#386

Pfizer & John Legend Are Conspiring! (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

What's up with John Legend being in all these Pfizer commercials? Langston and David answer a listener's email about them being in cahoots with Black churches. Who does this benefit? How are church ladies involved? and WHY John Legend? They touch on issues like White Coat Syndrome and more throughout this episode. Plus, David struggles with the sound pad. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - [The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods] (https://www.unionstage.com/shows/my-momma-told-me-miracle-theatre/) ! CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - [The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins] (https://thedentheatre.com/performances/2024/10/13/my-momma-told-me-podcast-the-den-theatre-comedy-club) HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

08 Oct 2024

49 MINS

49:39

08 Oct 2024

#385

DEI'ing with the Stars: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Reginald VelJohnson and Dwight Howard being DEI additions to Dancing with the Stars. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - [The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods] (https://www.unionstage.com/shows/my-momma-told-me-miracle-theatre/) ! DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - [The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon] (https://www.majesticdetroit.com/event/13772713/my-momma-told-me/) CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - [The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins] (https://thedentheatre.com/performances/2024/10/13/my-momma-told-me-podcast-the-den-theatre-comedy-club) HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

03 Oct 2024

23 MINS

23:26

03 Oct 2024

#384

It Ain't Easy Being Green (with Alex English)

Did Black people used to be green? Langston and David talk with Alex English (Saturday Night Live) about this viral conspiracy theory. The words of Bobby Hemmit help guide the conversation of how Black people used to be Gods and how green skin falls into that thinking. What other powers did Black people sacrifice? Are Black people sexier green? Green colorism is visited, plus they visit the depths of TikTok and find a hotep hoopin' in a Burger King crown. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - [The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods] (https://www.unionstage.com/shows/my-momma-told-me-miracle-theatre/) ! DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - [The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon] (https://www.majesticdetroit.com/event/13772713/my-momma-told-me/) CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - [The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins] (https://thedentheatre.com/performances/2024/10/13/my-momma-told-me-podcast-the-den-theatre-comedy-club) HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

01 Oct 2024

1 HR 01 MINS

1:01:47

01 Oct 2024

#383

Sashay Cache: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the Chase bank glitch. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - [The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods] (https://www.unionstage.com/shows/my-momma-told-me-miracle-theatre/) ! DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - [The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon] (https://www.majesticdetroit.com/event/13772713/my-momma-told-me/) CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - [The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins] (https://thedentheatre.com/performances/2024/10/13/my-momma-told-me-podcast-the-den-theatre-comedy-club) HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

26 Sep 2024

23 MINS

23:33

26 Sep 2024

#382

Run It Back: Diddy Edition! Puff Puff Pass That Ass (Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams)

Lil' Mommas and Gentiles A Like! We are re-releasing this episode of My Momma Told Me, predicting the current media circus around Diddy. We had such a great time with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams. Let's run it back - bye, b*tch! -- Is Diddy turning our hip-hop heroes into sex slaves? Langston and David discuss with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams (Fraudsters on Last Podcast Network) about this popular Internet conspiracy theory. Talks of the queer spectrum, Clive Davis rumors, and just eccentric millionaires doing the absolute most. We all remember Diddy dressing up as the Joker and starting public fights. Is this a cry for help? Or is it Diddy just being Diddy. -- **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - [The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods] (https://www.unionstage.com/shows/my-momma-told-me-miracle-theatre/) ! DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - [The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon] (https://www.majesticdetroit.com/event/13772713/my-momma-told-me/) CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - [The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins] (https://thedentheatre.com/performances/2024/10/13/my-momma-told-me-podcast-the-den-theatre-comedy-club) HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

24 Sep 2024

50 MINS

50:58

24 Sep 2024

#381

Do The Hairy Leg: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Black women shaving their legs. **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES** WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - [The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods] (https://www.unionstage.com/shows/my-momma-told-me-miracle-theatre/) ! DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - [The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon] (https://www.majesticdetroit.com/event/13772713/my-momma-told-me/) CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - [The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins] (https://thedentheatre.com/performances/2024/10/13/my-momma-told-me-podcast-the-den-theatre-comedy-club) HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at [My Momma Told Me's Linktree] (https://linktr.ee/mymommatoldmepod) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON [NETFLIX] (https://www.netflix.com/title/81757940) DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON [PATREON] (https://www.patreon.com/DavidGborie) INSTAGRAM: [https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/] (https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/) YOUTUBE: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg) TIKTOK: [https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en] (https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en) MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit [https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/] (https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/) FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: [@langstonkerman] (https://www.instagram.com/langstonkerman/?hl=en) FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: [@coolguyjokes87] (https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/?hl=en) See [omnystudio.com/listener] (https://omnystudio.com/listener) for privacy information. ... Read more

19 Sep 2024

25 MINS

25:50

19 Sep 2024

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