The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To

You ever notice you can only ooze two things: sexuality and puss? Man, I tell ya. The Intr... more

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It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that... more

Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally he has an elephant heart, he had a transplant. Conn... more

Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times so we've been eating together a lot. N... more

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You can't yell out 'I need this I need this' as you pin down an employee on your lap. Conn... more

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Well that was apple-picking day. There was no need to yell that day. You know I was just e... more

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You know, I really would've appreciated a heads up that you were into dating mothers. I wo... more

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