Garrison Keillor's Podcast podcast

Garrison Keillor's Podcast

Funny, poignant, sentimental, and sometimes controversial thoughts of the day. [garrisonkeillor.substack.com] (https://garrisonkeillor.substack.com/s/garrison-keillors-podcast?utm_medium=podcast)

Funny, poignant, sentimental, and sometimes controversial thoughts of the day. [garrisonkeillor.substack.com] (https://garrisonkeillor.substack.com/s/garrison-keillors-podcast?utm_medium=podcast)

 

#108

Remembering you but not the rest

I remember when I was a kid, our family driving home from Sunday night gospel meeting and ... more

18 Oct 2025

08 MINS

08:39

18 Oct 2025


#107

What we learn from air travel

This all came crashing down last Monday night at JFK when I boarded a Delta flight to Seat... more

13 Sep 2025

08 MINS

08:00

13 Sep 2025


#106

My weekly walk to church and back

Forwarded this email? [Subscribe here] (https://substack.com/redirect/2/eyJlIjoiaHR0cHM6Ly... more

28 Jun 2025

08 MINS

08:44

28 Jun 2025


#105

The sweet day draws near

And now I worry, as old people do, about the kids I see who are growing up in the dreadful... more

12 Apr 2025

07 MINS

07:01

12 Apr 2025


#104

The perils of pedestrianism

And so you have men on bikes racing through narrow gaps on jammed avenues with a backpack ... more

05 Apr 2025

07 MINS

07:10

05 Apr 2025


#103

My plan for the next four years

Life is good once you master the art of Deletion. Every day my laptop is full of emails as... more

29 Mar 2025

07 MINS

07:44

29 Mar 2025


#102

Mother the queen of my heart

I was not a good son. A good son is one who visits his mother regularly and I was too busy... more

22 Mar 2025

07 MINS

07:25

22 Mar 2025


#101

Living in the present, a day at a time

I live in the present. If I were to think about the future, I’d be alarmed about the utter... more

15 Mar 2025

06 MINS

06:50

15 Mar 2025


#100

It's never too late to be normal

The lust for world domination does not make for the good life. It’s the life of the male r... more

08 Mar 2025

07 MINS

07:26

08 Mar 2025


#99

A wonderful night in Lubbock

I intend to enjoy defeat and go back and read Shakespeare, whom I wrote C-minus term paper... more

01 Mar 2025

06 MINS

06:51

01 Mar 2025


#98

A tale about close neighbors

I do not understand the neighbors, actually, such as why their summer house has LANDSCAPIN... more

15 Feb 2025

07 MINS

07:50

15 Feb 2025


#97

A man on the porch by the river

When I was 12, I was a teacher’s pet, so I was a target for playground bullies. A boy told... more

08 Feb 2025

07 MINS

07:39

08 Feb 2025


#96

A primer for my friends of middle-age

There is always an excuse for not exercising, a religious prohibition, some hereditary syn... more

01 Feb 2025

07 MINS

07:43

01 Feb 2025


#95

It's never too late for a revelation

My steak arrived and I hated it. It was tender to the point of being gelatinous. It was ra... more

25 Jan 2025

08 MINS

08:02

25 Jan 2025


#94

Happiness and the price of groceries

I like Trader Joe’s because the clientele is half my age or less and I stand with my cart ... more

18 Jan 2025

07 MINS

07:33

18 Jan 2025


#93

A good weekend in Georgia

I’m grateful that, as a kid, I got to experience “visiting,” when the family got in the ca... more

11 Jan 2025

07 MINS

07:33

11 Jan 2025


#92

Thank you for reading this

Cranberries are the heart of Thanksgiving dinner. You don’t want a gourmet dinner that dis... more

04 Jan 2025

06 MINS

06:48

04 Jan 2025


#91

A father speaks, after the day has passed

I’ve known some great fathers, my brother Philip for one, my nephews Will and Douglas, my ... more

28 Dec 2024

07 MINS

07:39

28 Dec 2024


#90

News from December 24, 1983

A little gift for our Garrison Keillor and Friends subscribers. In the Back Room (paid sub... more

22 Dec 2024

18 MINS

18:42

22 Dec 2024


#89

The astonishment of mornings on the river last week

I tell jokes because I remember a time in my life when I crowded into a booth at a bar wit... more

21 Dec 2024

07 MINS

07:38

21 Dec 2024


#88

News from December 18, 1982

Here is a little gift to our GK and Friends subscribers. (In the Back Room, the paid subsc... more

15 Dec 2024

19 MINS

19:15

15 Dec 2024


#87

The story of my life, a brief version

My bio in 100 words is as follows: My parents were in love with each other, had six kids, ... more

14 Dec 2024

07 MINS

07:30

14 Dec 2024


#86

Floating down the canyon through the rapids

I accept the fact that I am a back issue, a relic, and that younger people have taken over... more

07 Dec 2024

07 MINS

07:47

07 Dec 2024


#85

What's with this winter anyway?

I come from pot roast people and the past two months have been rough on me, when, doing pe... more

30 Nov 2024

07 MINS

07:39

30 Nov 2024


#84

A love note to Texas, Sweetheart

I loved my five days there. I encountered keen politeness. The truck stop guy who said, “I... more

23 Nov 2024

07 MINS

07:25

23 Nov 2024


#83

Losing my mind in New York and then finding it

And then around midnight a woman walked in, a civilian, no blue on her except her eyes. Sh... more

16 Nov 2024

08 MINS

08:05

16 Nov 2024


#82

The bag may not inflate but oxygen is flowing

I’m a historic guy. They could put me in a museum. I went to college when tuition was $71/... more

09 Nov 2024

08 MINS

08:01

09 Nov 2024


#81

A round table in St. Paul

It’s an amazing feat, turning the party of rectitude and personal liberty into a unified b... more

02 Nov 2024

07 MINS

07:18

02 Nov 2024