The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong

Two classic Constant Christmas episodes, remade in higher quality, and available ad-free f... more

Down through the chimney, click click click, it's three bonus stories from the Patreon sec... more

Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind. Even more so: our stuff. Send me your be... more

All your base are belong to U.S. Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in a... more

Let your imagination go wild. Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an a... more

I can virtually guarantee that you've never heard this story before. As no one has, for at... more

(And Eventually Be Found) Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio... more

More stories! More mea culpas! More NAPOLEON! This one's got it all. Send me your best "I ... more

We're hatching a plan to demolish The Great Wall of China... again! Check out:  [⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ind... more

Do you remember where we left off? Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in... more

Here's one to remember. Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio f... more

Huzzah! My idiotic naming conventions have finally born fruit! Send me your best "I bet yo... more

The confusing con of Canada. Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an au... more

A mysterious princess appears! Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an ... more

Nicky Woolf can be my wing man anytime. Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" st... more

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Clew up! Man the top sails! Other generic sailing jargon! There's a pirate utopia off the ... more

The story of an island, and the worst thing that never happened on it. Go to  [US.Amazfit.... more

Has anyone found the ark? Noah way. (sorry) Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that"... more

There are a lot of people who claim to have found people who claim to have found Noah's Ar... more

I need two of every one of you to line up for this series. Send me your best "I bet you di... more

There's a thin line between "improbable" and "impossible". Send me your best "I bet you di... more

What a romantic sounding title. I bet this will be a sweet one. Send me your best "I bet y... more