Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's

After working as a personal butler to a deranged, elderly former actress, I inherit her fo... more

In a follow-up to last week's episode, I question my favorite prayer hotline about why... more

I would like to induct the pioneering pizza enthusiast Mr. Ozzy Osbourne into my celebrity... more

Our Canadian deputy journalist files a report on his country's "new" McPizza Bites, wh... more

After a long hiatus wherein I was evicted from my New York City apartment and hitchhiked a... more

My thoughts on the election of the latest pope are put on hold as I deal with a copyright ... more

I examine Cardinal Pizzaball's potential competition in the race to become the next po... more

I wish a fond farewell to Pope Francis, a.k.a. The Pope, and ruminate on the notion that h... more

After careful consideration of various crimes committed by the United States presidential ... more

I solicit help from above in my quest to be accidentally added to a group chat discussing ... more

I show support for McDonald's adult-oriented menu items (like pizza) by donning a cost... more

I attempt to trick McDonald's new artificial intelligence facial recognition technolog... more