Dear Hank & John

Why don’t John and Hank live in the same state? Where does the chapstick go after I apply ... more

Why are there so few left-handed people? Can people do things on instinct alone? Why haven... more

Who is responsible for the ridiculous pet names from John and Hank’s childhood? Any tips o... more

How can I eat blocks of moldy cheese and it be delicious, but if I eat a moldy sandwich I ... more

Would it be harder to swim in lava or water? Why do I have one long white hair that grows ... more

Why don’t ants drown when it rains? Why is my car covered in bees? How do I balance a prof... more

If humanity is around long enough, could another species evolve to look like us to deter p... more

Do dogs have a preferred direction to chase their tail in? Why do we put the dollar sign b... more

If John and Hank had to name something after each other, what would it be? Could a balloon... more

When did Hank decide to start going by “Hank”? Why do we have to die? Should I point out t... more

If you were standing on Mercury or Venus, would the sun look bigger? How long is a "while"... more

What is a nerdfighter? How do scabs work? How do I make my house feel like my home? Did Jo... more

Do you think the current pope has eaten more hot dogs than the previous popes combined? Do... more

Is it easier to push or pull? What is the difference between bandicoots and bilbies? Any a... more

Does John want to be a corn or pea plant? If we were able to put enough plants on Mars, co... more

Can you help my public image as a superhero? How does the International Space Station have... more

What ages should I look out for? How common are tongues? Should I send a wedding invite to... more

How do I prove I didn’t use AI in my masters thesis? Why is it so hard to do the things I ... more

Why do fish jump out of the water? What do I talk about in therapy? If the whole world qua... more

How did John bike to the airport? How do we know that Earth isn’t being bombarded by space... more

How do people determine if they have a high or low pain tolerance? Can John and Hank tell ... more

How do I talk to my sister about our differing religious beliefs? Why do we draw stars as ... more

How do I become someone people care about? Should I tell my roommate’s boyfriend that she ... more

Can sharks get tuberculosis? Why create your own products rather than promote existing pro... more

Are the geese in Mary Oliver’s “Wild Geese” Canada Geese?  Why are there taglines on movie... more

Whatever happened to Ecogeek? If humans colonized Mars, would there be a pope of Mars? Are... more

Have Hank and John’s opinions of Elon Musk changed over the years? How do I not wallow in ... more

Is it socially appropriate to cover my ears and go “ahhhhhh?” Where did all the water on M... more

Can gasses other than oxygen be fuel for fire? What happens to your internal organs after ... more