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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina roast bland Thanksgiving food, obsess over an Olympian-level dad at the kiddie pool, fall in love with a furious celibate called GoogleDaddy, and spiral about a paranoid flashlight guy while trying to de-fatten their cat. Plus the main mommies get emotional about Tom’s new Netflix special, check out some more clips from FedSmoker Jr, learn about defending yourself from "clowns", and shop tactical belts for Christmas. Dreamboat Dad: if you're out there, leave a comment for Tom!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 838
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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:03:37	-	Tommy's Buns & Tina's Sticks
00:07:42	-	Tom's New Special
00:11:20	-	Opening Clip: Aloha Daddy
00:21:31	-	Thanksgiving Gaycation
00:38:01	-	Stay Safe Out There
00:48:46	-	Shopping For Self-Defense Toys
00:55:05	-	More From FedSmoker Jr
01:01:16	-	Shoutout To MGM & Chef Jose Andres
01:04:32	-	The Cat Feeder Conundrum
01:07:24	-	Body Fat Percentage
01:18:55	-	Wrap Up
01:19:21	-	Closing Song - "Fed Smoker Rides Eternal" by Reverend John Wheeler Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a>

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