With merritt aboard the International Space Station, John and Niki hold down the fort by talking about typesetting, sports jokes I didn't understand, the #1 Maryland Food Podcast™, sad stories about old dogs, the lamp you jerk off, off-gassing, and despite our best efforts, somehow even more.Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a listener-supported comedy podcast where three noble explorers chip away at the crumbling foundations of reality, five or six simultaneous topics at a time. Hosted by <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/nikigrayson.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Niki Grayson</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/merrittk.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">merritt k</a> and <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/floppyadult.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">John Warren</a>, and produced by <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jordan Mallory</a>, with music by Jordan and art by <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/mightyatom.bsky.social" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Max Schwartz</a>.Follow us on Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social</a>Support us on Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving</a><hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

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