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<li>Judy

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Topics:

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<li>The Pantone college experience</li>
<li>Why is everyone with superpowers a crime fighter or a criminal</li>
<li>Sell me on metal utensils</li>
<li>Grand Avenue, by Ron Koertge

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<li>Toothpaste is traditionally spicy</li>
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Microtopics:

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<li>Just Judy.</li>
<li>Telling your friends you love them. </li>
<li>Taking a break from the Internet and staring at the ceiling. </li>
<li>Realizing you need to take a break and then trying to figure out what you need to take a break from. </li>
<li>Doing absolutely nothing for ten minutes. </li>
<li>People who enjoy meditation explaining that you just need to meditate harder. </li>
<li>Taking a depressing game and remaking it, reframing it as relaxing. </li>
<li>Tetromino Chill. </li>
<li>Asking "do I have the flu?" in French.</li>
<li>Clicking on a wav file of Sleepwalk by Santo and Johnny and thinking "computer music is cool"</li>
<li>Your college&#39;s particular shade of purple. </li>
<li>The proliferation of this exact shade of purple now that Pantone has made it possible to exactly reproduce a color.</li>
<li>The reason why can&#39;t we tell who&#39;s buff and sexy any more.</li>
<li>Going to college to get sick of a particular color. </li>
<li>Whether any place is as intensely branded as a college campus.</li>
<li>What the founding fathers would think of this college campus&#39; branding.</li>
<li>James Madison inventing the signature duplicator.</li>
<li>James Madison insisting that his entire family sleep sitting up.</li>
<li>Colors that you can&#39;t use until you really mean it.</li>
<li>Colors that are not allowed in the bathroom. </li>
<li>Pantone inventing a way to pee any known color.</li>
<li>Boom Box Guy.</li>
<li>The professor with the glasses with two different color lenses who is constantly complaining about JMU Purple.</li>
<li>Having jaws strong enough to eat bones and eating way more bones than you used to.</li>
<li>Topics that have been in the bucket since the inception of the bucket.</li>
<li>Unlimited energy. (Not limited energy.) </li>
<li>Why isn&#39;t Superman using his x-ray vision to watch TV better than anyone?</li>
<li>Lois Lane wearing superman&#39;s shirt. </li>
<li>Using your x-ray vision to make sure ant colonies aren&#39;t siphoning money out of bank vaults.</li>
<li>Advising strangers on the street that they have an untreated medical condition and they&#39;re like "go away creep"</li>
<li>The spoon doing a catapult move because the handle is too heavy, and flinging chili everywhere.</li>
<li>Plastic utensils for adults.</li>
<li>Hitting the age when doctors start saying things like "let&#39;s see if we can get a couple more good years out of you"</li>
<li>Whether the fork ever touches your tongue. </li>
<li>Ceramic spoons. </li>
<li>Melamine, the plastic material manufactured on Alf&#39;s home planet. </li>
<li>Handsome Korean wooden spoons.</li>
<li>Just slurping down a whole bowl of guacamole.</li>
<li>Everyday Carry Forks.</li>
<li>Metal utensils: so good, you carry them around.</li>
<li>Trying to eat a leaf of lettuce with an extremely heavy fork.</li>
<li>Eating a meal with a pickaxe and a pronged shovel.</li>
<li>Turning the corner by Señor Fish.</li>
<li>Different ways to kil for somebody.</li>
<li>A punch-line that was not set up in the descriptive part of the poem.</li>
<li>A poem that is a subset of another poem.</li>
<li>Where is the wacky misunderstanding that I was promised?</li>
<li>A bumper sticker reading "you just got passed by a bad driver (AI)"</li>
<li>Slapping the "artificial intelligence" label on everything you write so people blame AI.</li>
<li>Cinnamon toothpaste and ginger toothpaste.</li>
<li>Conventionally spicy toothpaste.</li>
<li>Toothpaste that doesn&#39;t taste like anything. (You know, for cats!)</li>
<li>Spicy tuna toothpaste and black pepper toothpaste.</li>
<li>Rinsing your mouth with lemon cleanser so your mouth can feel lemon fresh.</li>
<li>Pure Piperin.</li>
<li>Tubes: they&#39;re for squeezing.</li>
<li>Phosphoric acid toothpaste.</li>
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