You ever make a bad decision and immediately regret it? Cool — now imagine making one so dumb it triggers a full-blown Amber Alert, wastes $16,000 in emergency resources, and lands you in jail. Welcome to today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, your favorite&nbsp;funny podcast&nbsp;where common sense goes to die and we’re just here to narrate the wreckage.The crew breaks down a completely unhinged local story involving two women who reported a stolen Jeep… but decided that wasn’t urgent enough. So naturally, they added a completely fake missing child into the mix to “level up” the response. Because nothing says “great plan” like lying to law enforcement and forgetting they’ll probably ask for, oh I don’t know… proof the kid exists. No photos, no toys, no evidence — just vibes and a terrible idea. The result? A five-hour emergency search involving helicopters, drones, K9 units, and a whole lot of officers chasing a ghost.And if you think that’s where the chaos peaks, buckle up.We also get into one of the most frustrating stories you’ll ever hear — a guy in Hawaii who gets arrested for someone else’s warrant, proves he’s not the guy… and then gets arrested AGAIN because nobody updated the system. Eventually, he ends up locked in a psych hospital for nearly two years because his insistence that he’s not the suspect is labeled as delusion. Yeah. Let that sink in. The system fails so hard it basically gaslights a guy into being “crazy” for telling the truth.Now he’s getting paid close to a million dollars, and the question becomes: is that enough? Would you take the money for two years of your life? The crew debates it the only way they know how — with sarcasm, questionable logic, and just enough realism to make you uncomfortable.It’s another beautifully chaotic installment of a&nbsp;funny podcast&nbsp;that somehow makes you feel better about your own bad decisions. Because no matter what you did this week… you probably didn’t fake an Amber Alert.And if you did — maybe don’t.Follow The Rizzuto Show →&nbsp;<a href="https://linktr.ee/rizzshow" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">linktr.ee/rizzshow</a>&nbsp;for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online →&nbsp;<a href="https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">1057thepoint.com/RizzShow</a>.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.

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