The Baller Lifestyle Podcast — Episode 598: “Ebenezer Scissorhands”
Hosts: Brian Beckner & Ed DalyFrom: <a href="https://theballerlifestyle.com" rel="noopener">TheBallerLifestyle.com</a>
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<h3>️ Episode Overview</h3>
Brian and Ed are back and feeling fresh for a rare morning session, bringing you another classic mix of dark humor, deep pop culture dives, RIP tributes, sports scandals, and non-sports absurdity. From Landon Donovan’s hair to Chauncey Billups’ poker scandal to Johnny Depp’s next “artistic” disaster — it’s all here.
Plus: the guys talk about midlife fatigue, snakes in the yard, fake NBA injuries, Lassie’s gender, and George Jones’ bulletproof gold chain.
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<h3>️ RIP Segment</h3>
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Dave Ball, Soft Cell co-founder (“Tainted Love”) — a one-hit wonder that still pays the bills.
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Daniel Naroditsky, U.S. chess grandmaster — died amid harassment and cheating rumors.
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June Lockhart, 100 — Lassie’s mom and Donna Martin’s grandma on 90210.
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Ace Frehley (KISS) — death now “suspicious.”
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Nick Mangold, 41 — ex–Jets center, dead after kidney transplant plea.
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Plus: the guys unpack the wild history of animal TV shows (Lassie, Flipper, Gentle Ben, The Littlest Hobo).
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<h3>Sports</h3>
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NBA Gambling Scandal — Chauncey Billups, Terry Rozier, Damon Jones, and mob connections.
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NBA coaches caught running poker games.
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Players tipping off gamblers about injuries.
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Rozier faking an injury to hit the under.
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LeBron’s name surfaces (and his wine collection gets roasted).
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“The NBA is WWE — competitive for the last 3 minutes only.”
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Fantasy Football Rage — Jay Stew vs. Kyle Shanahan and the “injury report crisis.”
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Jalen Brown’s Hairline Disaster — Shoe polish meltdown caught on jersey.
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Knicks are (kinda) good again.
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<h3>Listener Emails</h3>
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Heroes & Jerks Update: Ed’s updated edition coming Spring 2026 — “95% done.”
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Don Zimmer’s Age Game: How old was he really in that Padres photo?
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Travel Talk: Ed’s advice for surviving Scotland (“Food = bad, people = great, go ethnic”).
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Listener Shoutouts: Matthew Richards, All Texting No Tweeting.
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<h3>Non-Sports</h3>
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Rob Schneider: Claims “there were no children’s hospitals” growing up — Ed fact-checks him with centuries of sick kids.
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Gold Chain Saves Life: Man’s fat Cuban link literally stops a bullet — instant legend.
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Teacher Tapes Kid’s Head to Desk: Jersey man loses his license (and gains a mugshot soul patch).
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Pringles Exposé: “Not potato chips” — Brian and Ed break down snack fraud.
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PA Man Kills Mom’s Lover: Sling Blade reenactment in real life.
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ICE Fitness Fail: Agents can’t do 15 pushups or a mile and a half in 14 minutes.
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Johnny Depp’s Return: A new Christmas Carol — starring Depp as Ebenezer Scissorhands (with guest voices from Holly Robinson Peete, Peter DeLuise, and “Rock”).
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<h3>Patreon Exclusive</h3>
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<h3>Listen on:</h3>
Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Google Podcasts | RedCircle
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<h3>Episode Highlights</h3>
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“Lassie was a girl. It’s literally in the name.”
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“The NBA is basically WWE with sneakers.”
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“Betting the under is bitch.”
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“George Jones’ medallion could stop a bullet.”
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“Johnny Depp as Ebenezer Scissorhands might actually work.”
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