Lords:

<ul>
<li>Alex</li>
<li>Shannon</li>
</ul>

Topics:

<ul>
<li>The rapid proliferation of identical mobile games

<ul>
<li><a href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/2348100/YEAH_YOU_WANT_THOSE_GAMES_RIGHT_SO_HERE_YOU_GO_NOW_LETS_SEE_YOU_CLEAR_THEM/" rel="nofollow">https://store.steampowered.com/app/2348100/YEAH_YOU_WANT_THOSE_GAMES_RIGHT_SO_HERE_YOU_GO_NOW_LETS_SEE_YOU_CLEAR_THEM/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Randomly generated time traveler loadout</li>
<li>Turning your body into 3D printer filament after you die

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.suspenders.com/products/1-1-2-undergarment-hold-up-reg-suspender-hip-clip-style-patented-no-slip-reg-clips" rel="nofollow">https://www.suspenders.com/products/1-1-2-undergarment-hold-up-reg-suspender-hip-clip-style-patented-no-slip-reg-clips</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Girls Only Want One Thing, Isabel Correra

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/isabellecorreawrites/p/Cz3t1xQOn_x/" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/isabellecorreawrites/p/Cz3t1xQOn_x/</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

Microtopics:

<ul>
<li>Alien Clay. </li>
<li>Gravity Falls.</li>
<li>Tryharding at Duolingo.</li>
<li>Removing the popsicle sticks in the right order or the king dies in lava. </li>
<li>Writing a solitaire game generator and uploading 30,000 solitaires to the app store.</li>
<li>Ads that are not even pretending to not be falsely advertising to you.</li>
<li>Mobile game advertisers all pretending that their games are the same non-existent game genre. </li>
<li>Yeah! You Want "Those Games," Right? So Here You Go! Now, Let&#39;s See You Clear Them! </li>
<li>People saying "that ad for a game where you pull out popsicle sticks until a king doesn&#39;t die looks pretty good but when I click on it it&#39;s a completely different game."</li>
<li>Lying to consumers in the 80s vs. lying to consumers today. </li>
<li>Ads that are just two horrifying images to get your adrenalin spiking. </li>
<li>Screaming Tamagotchi.</li>
<li>The Paw Patrol diagetically being funded by real life Paw Patrol merch sales. </li>
<li>Maximizing emotional whiplash when it doesn&#39;t matter which two emotions they are.</li>
<li>Having a week to prepare for a one way trip to Northern Italy in 1326.</li>
<li>Going on a trip and bringing along your undeveloped Broca&#39;s area.</li>
<li>Bootlegging reproducing GMO crop seeds in Renaissance Italy. </li>
<li>Wizard/Prophecy Person. </li>
<li>21st Century Traveling Merchants. </li>
<li>Bringing your jar of penicillin mold to the 14th century.</li>
<li>Being stranded in Renaissance Italy and becoming travelling minstrels.</li>
<li>Larger bearded guy that wears suspenders (under a graphic tee)</li>
<li>When were you born? The 14th century. Fuck you. </li>
<li>Bringing a snack to the spooky extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan who lives in the woods.</li>
<li>Big ol&#39; dogs.</li>
<li>Non-electronic megaphones. </li>
<li>A little top you can spin that&#39;s made of grandpa.</li>
<li>A magic genie that can grant any wish as it&#39;s for a small striated plastic trinket.</li>
<li>Getting turned into Redstone after you die.</li>
<li>A poorly-made fidget spinner that used to be your husband. </li>
<li>Shipping ashes and asking that ashes be put into things.</li>
<li>The sloughed off skin cells coating everything you send in the mail. </li>
<li>A shitty fidget spinner that just happens to have some human remains in it.</li>
<li>Where human composting is allowed. </li>
<li>Places it&#39;s no longer legal to bury a body. </li>
<li>The problem with imbuing symbols with value. </li>
<li>An alternative wedding ring that you switch to as necessary. </li>
<li>A plant that is a metaphor for death.</li>
<li>Grandpa living forever by being repeatedly melted down and 3D printed into a new toy when you get sick of the old once.</li>
<li>Bringing 3D printing back to 14th century Italy to revolutionize reliquaries. </li>
<li>Giving the world both Frog Fractions and Topics. </li>
<li>How many people you pass on the street each day are wearing suspenders under their shirt. </li>
<li>Hip Clips Style Under Ups.</li>
<li>A poem that&#39;s in the bucket twice.</li>
<li>Love is a seed and lust is a bird ravenous for seeds.</li>
<li>Burying the word sorry and seeing what grows.</li>
<li>Poetry that&#39;s just a paragraph of text. </li>
<li>What you&#39;re going to be if you eat the fruit of the sorry fruit. </li>
<li>Trying to imit inimitable things. </li>
<li>There&#39;s a lot of different women and they all want different things. (Except they all want to travel back in time.)</li>
<li>My Mother&#39;s Savage Daughter.</li>
<li>Girls only want one thing: to not be found on the Internet.</li>
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