Lords: 

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<li>Abby

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<li><a href="https://www.thespaceuk.com/shows/2025/abby-denton-my-favorite-loser" rel="nofollow">https://www.thespaceuk.com/shows/2025/abby-denton-my-favorite-loser</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Sid

<ul>
<li><a href="https://linktr.ee/beamsplashx" rel="nofollow">https://linktr.ee/beamsplashx</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

Topics:

<ul>
<li>Reading about type 1 diabetes</li>
<li>Saying vegetables instead of cussin&#39;

<ul>
<li><a href="https://jp.itch.io/mr-friendly" rel="nofollow">https://jp.itch.io/mr-friendly</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Winston punched his tooth out</li>
<li>If I Ran the Circus (excerpt)</li>
<li>With the power of portable PS2 emulation, I can find out how many types of games I don&#39;t like anymore</li>
</ul>

Microtopics: 

<ul>
<li>My Favorite Loser. </li>
<li>Mistakes we always keep in the show because it&#39;s more fun that way.</li>
<li>How to plagiarize video using Da Vinci Resolve. </li>
<li>A tool that automatically turns any Youtube video into a series of screenshots with captions.</li>
<li>Your mom threatening to sell your copy of Sonic the Hedgehog when it&#39;s explicitly labeled "not for resale"</li>
<li>Explaining to your mom that they&#39;re not video games, they&#39;re computer games, and she explains that video is from the Latin for "to see"</li>
<li>Mom paying proper deference to your clever sass before grounding you.</li>
<li>They&#39;re called RPGs, Mother!</li>
<li>Reading just enough about diabetes to be unhelpful.</li>
<li>Reading the diabetes owners manual.</li>
<li>Your $200/month Glucagon habit.</li>
<li>The Quick Start Guide to Diabetes, which explains that ideally you&#39;d do such and such for your diabetic child but you probably don&#39;t have health insurance so, uh, good luck! </li>
<li>WiFi 7 upgrading you to gay.</li>
<li>Recreational glucose monitors. </li>
<li>The new glucose tablets coming in metric and confusing everybody. </li>
<li>That time Solid Snake went hypoglycemic while being tortured and bit down on his fake tooth to release the glucose capsule.</li>
<li>We put sugar gel in you, Solid Snake! It&#39;s going to make you slightly loopy!</li>
<li>An accountant who likes jogging.</li>
<li>Nobody knows why women have a higher incidence of eating disorders. If only we could ask them </li>
<li>They made a cure to diabetes 30 years ago, but you have to become the President of the United States to get it.</li>
<li>If Diabetes is so good, why haven&#39;t they made a Diabetes 2?</li>
<li>The Quick Start Guide to Diabetes explaining that people with diabetes can talk over you in a funny voice and you&#39;re not allowed to do anything about it. </li>
<li>Fiddling with a bloodletting device in an antique store and accidentally letting nearly all of your blood.</li>
<li>Phlegmletters.</li>
<li>What part of the body hurts least to prick with a needle. (The balls.) (Of your feet.)</li>
<li>Code switching halfway through explaining how you like to cuss.</li>
<li>How to swear at someone using vegetables. </li>
<li>What a load of parsnips! </li>
<li>Brussels Sprouts patch notes.</li>
<li>Brussels Sprouts: Belgium&#39;s Great Shame.</li>
<li>Winnipeg Manitoba sprouts. </li>
<li>Walking up to a stranger on the street and saying "Hey! It&#39;s a load of parsnips!" when they don&#39;t even know how you feel about parsnips. </li>
<li>Veggie Tales: Christ Died for our Parsnips. </li>
<li>Finding hilarious jokes in the text but your Bible studies group doesn&#39;t think they&#39;re very funny at all.</li>
<li>Refusing to apologize about a joke because someone somewhere is going to get the joke. </li>
<li>Why they still play old cartoons when they have Dragon Ball Z now.</li>
<li>Trying to find the 90s show about a kid trapped in a sitcom neighborhood that a talking dog told Abby about. </li>
<li>A video game where instead of having to shoot people, you talk to people.</li>
<li>Mr. Friendly.</li>
<li>Running errands for the demons.</li>
<li>Demon acceptance. </li>
<li>Can you believe Satan? What will they come up with next?</li>
<li>Lucifer Twocifer: Bringer of the Deuce.</li>
<li>Embarking on a multi-year project to have the coolest most clever minced oaths because you refuse to have basic minced oaths.</li>
<li>Whether it&#39;s racist to call a safecracker a Yegg.</li>
<li>The funniest joke you heard when you were eight.</li>
<li>The hobo with excellent glycemic index who lives in your shed. </li>
<li>Trying cat insulin and promising to report back if you die.</li>
<li>Hyperdontia.</li>
<li>Accidentally swallowing a tooth and growing a tooth tree in your tummy.</li>
<li>Explaining to your kid who just swallowed a tooth that it&#39;s going to bite him on the butt on the way out.</li>
<li>Inventing an increasingly elaborate series of fairies that cover everything that can happen to your child&#39;s teeth </li>
<li>What kind of degree you need to become a tooth fairy. </li>
<li>Going to the dentist to do a bunch of drugs and get punched in the face. </li>
<li>The tooth fairy talking about switching careers. </li>
<li>Paying for PDFs to print and put under your child&#39;s pillow when they lose a tooth. </li>
<li>Trying to pay a mortgage on a tooth fairy&#39;s salary nowadays. </li>
<li>What you&#39;re going to make Mr. Sneelock do. </li>
<li>A hoodwink who can&#39;t wink good. </li>
<li>If only we could talk to the LAPD.</li>
<li>Looking up the IPA pronunciation of Truffula Trees.</li>
<li>Anticipating the day you&#39;ll finally get to say "what it is"</li>
<li>Reading The Lorax in a bad David Lynch impression. </li>
<li>Over Forty Years of Trusted Quality at Nature&#39;s Bounty.</li>
<li>Seeing yourself on video and realizing you&#39;ve been on the autism spectrum the whole time.</li>
<li>Knowing your friend only has one joke and telling a whole shaggy dog story to set up the one joke, as a gift.</li>
<li>The zoomers that they have nowadays. </li>
<li>Hello, this is my Asian man voice. </li>
<li>Going around the circle and everybody doing their best Asian man voice, finishing with the guy you want cancelled the most.</li>
<li>Spending $150 trying to connect your PlayStation 2 to a modern television. </li>
<li>Exhorting people to read the jokes in your pinned tweets.</li>
<li>Importing PS3 games – or not importing them, which is cheaper. </li>
<li>All the things you could&#39;ve done instead of shooting Shinzo Abe.</li>
<li>Playing Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven and trying to change the control scene to be more like Sekiro, even though you hated Sekiro.</li>
<li>Freaking out because you didn&#39;t have everything figured out by the time you&#39;re 24.</li>
<li>Playing Bumpy Trot with your weeb girlfriend.</li>
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