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Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 832

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:03:53	-	Opening Clip: Fat Women Are Broke Dudes 
00:08:26	-	You're The One For Me Fatty
00:15:16	-	Idaho Prison Inmate Dating Game 
00:22:06	-	Wolly Willy Babe
00:27:41	-	Here For Good Time, Not Long Time
00:32:27	-	Chain Smoking Grandparents 
00:40:21	-	Traveling Girls 
00:45:48	-	Happy Tom, Gross Rob
00:53:06	-	Clip: Horse Milk
00:54:39	-	Big Cheese Guy 
00:58:49	-	Learning Things From TikTok
01:05:55	-	Poo Poo Pee Pee Dealbreakers + Rob's Pazsitzky Effect
01:14:28	-	Christina's Curations 
01:24:07	-	More TikToks
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