Lords:

<ul>
<li>Jenni</li>
<li>Rebecca

<ul>
<li><a href="https://toots.ravenoak.dev/@rebecca" rel="nofollow">https://toots.ravenoak.dev/@rebecca</a></li>
<li>Weft Magazine: <a href="https://www.weftmagazine.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.weftmagazine.com/</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

Topics:

<ul>
<li>Getting emotionally ambushed by a children&#39;s toy piano

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g8fzwmnw8M" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g8fzwmnw8M</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvhdHkugIPE" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvhdHkugIPE</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>All the non-art things you have to do to get external validation about your art</li>
<li>Explaining where owls come from</li>
<li>The Witches are Coming (excerpt) by Lindy West

<ul>
<li><a href="https://playingintheworldgame.com/2021/11/15/the-witches-are-coming-by-lindy-west/" rel="nofollow">https://playingintheworldgame.com/2021/11/15/the-witches-are-coming-by-lindy-west/</a></li>
</ul></li>
<li>Ask Me About Loom(s in video games)

<ul>
<li>Festive gazelles, vampire christmas, and the rest of the christmas card project: <a href="https://ravel.me/ggggbbybby/swc" rel="nofollow">https://ravel.me/ggggbbybby/swc</a></li>
<li>What’s a gamp? <a href="https://ravel.me/ggggbbybby/js2cawg" rel="nofollow">https://ravel.me/ggggbbybby/js2cawg</a></li>
<li>In case you need comfy fingering in your life: <a href="https://www.knitpicks.com/yarn/comfy-fingering/c/5420197" rel="nofollow">https://www.knitpicks.com/yarn/comfy-fingering/c/5420197</a></li>
<li>The ravelry forum where we play old-lady Minecraft: <a href="https://www.ravelry.com/discuss/warped-weavers" rel="nofollow">https://www.ravelry.com/discuss/warped-weavers</a></li>
</ul></li>
</ul>

Microtopics:

<ul>
<li>Weft: for weavers!</li>
<li>The Weft Zone. </li>
<li>A two and a half foot piano with five notes on it.</li>
<li>Are you the width of your arm? </li>
<li>Pushing a button to increase your team&#39;s number.</li>
<li>A white paper about how to not get a divorce when you go to burning man together.</li>
<li>Teaching kids all the animal names, even the ones they&#39;ll never encounter, like how we used to teach kids all the state capitals even for the states they&#39;ll never visit.</li>
<li>A bird with polka dot wings that could fly over the sea, and John Legend sings about it. </li>
<li>Expecting your child to eventually go through every age.</li>
<li>Now that your kid is 40, he can clean the poop from his own balls.</li>
<li>The umbilical cord being connected to weird meat inside your body.</li>
<li>Kidney bean figures connected by glowing blue lines in the astral plane. </li>
<li>Being paid to stay at home and solve puzzles on you computer. (And go to Zoom meetings.)</li>
<li>All the non-art things you need to do to get your art out there. </li>
<li>The Loom on Loom Island. </li>
<li>Exhibiting at Maker Fair and explaining how a loom works 50,000 times. </li>
<li>Happy last year&#39;s birthday! I made you something and it took me this long to finish it.</li>
<li>Getting a fanbase who has a parasocial relationship with you and having to pretend not to be a crotchety asshole. </li>
<li>What it takes to run a personal Mastodon instance. </li>
<li>Getting a call from the school and they&#39;re like "your instance isn&#39;t federating with the other instances, we need you to come pick it up."</li>
<li>Explaining to a six year old about sexual reproduction, DNA, mutations, and speciation so you can explain where owls come from.</li>
<li>Explaining to your baby that talking is when an organ vibrates in your throat that makes the air vibrate, but he doesn&#39;t know what air is, he thinks there&#39;s an ether.</li>
<li>What music you can play with the pentatonic scale. </li>
<li>Poko the cockatiel sitting Totoro. </li>
<li>The intern at the mobile factory who spent an afternoon downloading a hundred bootleg MIDIs so that the mobile plays.</li>
<li>Tooting the bad cone inside the house.</li>
<li>The person who would be playing the trumpet in your relationship.</li>
<li>Seeing someone knitting incorrectly in a TV show.</li>
<li>Patching better jokes into the hat DLC.</li>
<li>Using a sequence of transpilers to get your code from point A to point B.</li>
<li>People who make game engines wanting your to touch the engine as much as possible. </li>
<li>Wanting to declare a global variable and the developers say you can&#39;t do that but they point you to the bespoke language feature that does the same thing as global variables but in a much more complicated way.</li>
<li>Playing the Frog Fractions text adventure with a gamepad.</li>
<li>Funny looking pirates who are secretly advertisements. </li>
<li>Kidney beans, swans, and other delicious things. </li>
<li>Learning a song from a dye pot that turns things green. </li>
<li>A piano guitar that you just press on. </li>
<li>Showing your husband the Wikipedia page that proves that you hobby exists and he&#39;s like "anybody can edit Wikipedia."</li>
<li>Making a sculpture of the Eiffel tower without looking at any references and it ends up just being a letter A with the word "Paris" written nearby.</li>
<li>A coked-up knitting machine. </li>
<li>Spring has sprung so sprang your sprang. </li>
<li>Heddles and treadles and gamps.</li>
<li>Some of your best Comfy Fingering, please.</li>
<li>Basic Sour.</li>
<li>Smelling things in your mouth.</li>
<li>Getting tired of sucking your baby&#39;s snot through a tube and getting an electric appropriate. </li>
<li>Starting up Morrowind and being immediately presented with a guy who has a bad case of Bethesda Face.</li>
<li>The thirteen games that have looms in them. </li>
<li>The looms in Assassin&#39;s Creed being kind of historically accurate because Ubisoft&#39;s whole thing is being kind of historically accurate.</li>
<li>Subscribing to a service that periodically sends you different swatches of cloth so you can disassemble them and figure out how they&#39;re woven. </li>
<li>Festive Gazelles. </li>
<li>Happy Vampire Christmas! </li>
<li>Forum drama on Ravelry that ends up with the web designer no longer being allowed to talk directly to customers.</li>
<li>Creative mode for Minecraft except for a bunch of old ladies. </li>
<li>If you lose your bird bone just wait for another bird to hit your window.</li>
<li>Magazines as extremely slow podcasts.</li>
<li>Updating your gender and getting rid of your loser middle name while you&#39;re at it. </li>
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