John, merritt and Michael are still legally allowed access to microphones (for now), and thus the show continues unabated, despite his best efforts. This week's topics of discussion include Uncrustables, an important clarification regarding Michael's Milk™, Kirby's secret origins, John's secret to huge numbers, mad cow disease, butt chugging, childhood trauma (unrelated), and despite pressure from our lawyers, somehow even more.Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a listener-supported comedy podcast where three noble explorers chip away at the crumbling foundations of reality, five or six simultaneous topics at a time. Hosted by <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/nikigrayson.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Niki Grayson</a>, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/merrittk.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">merritt k</a> and <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/floppyadult.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">John Warren</a>, and produced by <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/jordo.bsky.social" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jordan Mallory</a>, with music by Jordan and art by <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/mightyatom.bsky.social" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Max Schwartz</a>.Follow us on Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social</a>Support us on Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving</a><hr> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

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