SEASON 4 EPISODE 82: COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN A-Block (3:00) SPECIAL COMMENT: Call me a cynic but I am beginning to get a sense that you may have some doubts about this Not-An-Assassination Attempt at The White House Correspondents Dinner. Well - that's what it was. Or in this case, what it wasn't. The acting attorney general says the alleged perp quote &ldquo;was stopped before he got anywhere near the President.&rdquo; So, NOT an assassination attempt, per the attorney general. But of course the White House is still trying to sell it as one (its 'protocol director' insists it was "the hand of God" again; its deputy chief of staff tried to start another 'USA!' chant after the incident). Even though proximity is the definition of such a nightmare scenario. Saturday Night? Obama had 15 of those. Still, among my fellow Americans who are NOT in the Trump Mass Hypnosis Cult, I may be in the minority because I DON&rsquo;T think it was staged. Why are you so cynical? Just because an hour beforehand Karoline Leavitt told Fox quote &ldquo;There will be some shots fired tonight!&rdquo; That&rsquo;s a coincidence.&nbsp;Just because Trump has gone insane about his quote &ldquo;militarily top secret ballroom&rdquo; and the next thing you know he&rsquo;s GOING to a ballroom and after that the Secret Service screws up security AT the ballroom and after THAT he&rsquo;s holding a press conference saying this is WHY he needs that ballroom and all his sock puppets are tweeting about the ballroom.&nbsp;Coincidence! Just because Trump and his filth have lied to you about every THING, every DAY, for 11 years&hellip; that&rsquo;s no reason for you to think that was STAGED.&nbsp;It&rsquo;s a coincidence! It&rsquo;s all a coincidence. ALSO: for God's sake stop saying there's no room for violence in American politics and we don't resolve our differences this way! Certainly we all wish that were true. But in point of fact there's room for almost nothing BUT violence in American politics! Ask JFK, Reagan, Teddy Roosevelt, Franklin Roosevelt, Garfield, Lincoln, McKinley, dozens of others! What was the Civil War if not political violence? B-Block (28:00) THE WORST PERSONS IN THE WORLD: The Staten Island cop who has reportedly amassed more than 500 speeding tickets, and last year averaged one every other day. Jeff Bezos' Washington Post will only print a letter to the editor responding to its editorial if the authors take out the references TO Jeff Bezos. And Tom Cotton makes a hilarious mistake: Iran will meet its match not on the battlefield but at the bargaining table because it's never faced the author of "Art Of The Deal." Who's gonna tell him? C-Block (41:00) MONDAYS WITH THURBER: We need a break from media people talking about themselves so let's drop "Things I Promised Not To Tell" and instead read you his wonderful, weird, slightly spooky "The Black Magic Of Barney Haller." &nbsp;See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

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